I want some dick dick dick dick dick

Prepped for #HeatedRivalry

I can’t wait to goon to heated rivalry

TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

Listening to the heated rivalry audio book and this is me in my cubicle

Going to a kettle booty class after going to the wine bar was not a good move on my part

Not using any dating apps has been actually very nice I got a date from just talking to the guy next to our table at the wine bar

So the deputy director’s assistant is plotting to go to the union about the way she’s been treating him. His cubicle is right behind mine and he thinks I can’t hear him plotting with the other EA. Should I tell her about this plot? Side note: they are both very dramatic and talk to each other crazy

My mom sent me the grinch box to my job as a gift 🥹

I did this for my Spotify wrapped and my coworkers thought I made the graphics and said “wow Jesse you’re so talented… are doing real work though at our cubicle?” K fuckers

Martha Washington pictured waiting for an UberXL in 1786. #RHOSLC

Sent this to bloomf and he said to post on here

I’m the only guy in this down and dirty bootcamp…..

My favorite straggot finally sent me our photos from his DJ gig

Need to get jumped ASAP

I still think about that European man I made out with during Lana Del Rey’s set in Barcelona while she sang Cinnamon Girl

I worked on this presentation for my boss for almost a week…… she presented it infront of the other directors and they loved it…. But she said “the presentation was almost perfect the color and font kind of were a let down but we can work on that right Jesse” K

Reformer Pilates girlie now

@chambreezey.bsky.social is such a good playlist curator

Can yall share your SPOTIFY playlists that have cunty music and range! I need to listen to different music

Love this thongs

I DELETED HINGE AND TINDER

Lazy sundays

Hot Pilates kicked my ass

Good Morning from hot Pilates

I have returneth

My straight bestie…..

Cartman in that one episode:

Everytime I go out drinking the next morning I wake up so horny

Look at my straight bestie dj’ing on the strip

Need potassium?

Dressed as a banana

Ahhh I’m so excited for my date tomorrow

Some of you need this Halloween costume

My friend has a new lesbian boss and she’s being a bitch to her and why did my friend just say….. “I have three options. I can either fight her, report her, or I have to eat her pussy. And I’m so scared” Momma what?!?!?

I called 10 of my friends and no one answered the phone……..

When @godsboy.bsky.social is up to his shenanigans again:

Did my first health and wellness news letter for work 😀

PRINCESS OF POWER DELUXE FUCK YESSS

Uhm SNAP not being available in November?!?!? WTF Hate this administration

Our door broke and I was sending pictures to the admin manager to put a work order in and I almost sent this to her instead of the door lmaoooooo

On all fours for you

I know she meant county but I’m fucken laughing so hard

They are not joking when they say that these executives really be talking to each other like HR doesn’t exist. I have never been so gagged in a meeting

The EA’s took me out for lunch cause they felt bad that the other workers have been bullying me….