She has excellent taste

Last night Caleb hearon appeared to me in a dream and told me to move to New Orleans

This is the only song until further notice. Thank you

Wow ok unfollowing now. Huge fan of his assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan, was not aware of his plan to assassinate Jimmy Carter

We’re literally getting the beltline in the AIRPORT before beltline rail

The airport is my home. I am the fastest walker in terminal south. My comfort-forward outfit is structured. I have JEWELRY on. I mean business with my Osprey backpack. Join the movement or get out of my way

Spindrift buy one get one at Publix…danskos came in the mail…spring has sprung and I for one am loving it

Do they let you into berghain if you have glasses on

Shaving my whole body before the Patrick radden keefe book talk just in case

Johann Sebastian Bach count your days. I will beat your ass

Question does anyone in Atlanta know where I can get a reasonably priced accordion

starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off. hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes

A great question to ask yourself before you go to the gynecologist is “what is the funniest thing I can wear to the gynecologist”

Just power walked with an armful of books to take to the little free library in my neighborhood as a part of my workout. I feel like I’m training to be in a Sally Rooney ensemble cast

The world was saved because a human being didn't trust a computer.

Taught my therapist what AIPAC is

Doctor Jack Abbott I am looking respectfully

You ever see a ZIP code that rocks your world

They should take merit based applications for green card marriages

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

Gm say it back

They're coming out with a huge new machine that fucking sucks

Lina khan girl come back we miss you

The Great British Bakeoff: Untucked

thinking about him 🙂‍↕️

My parents are now obsessed with the last waltz my work here is done

Everyone say good morning Miss Butter. Or else

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Rhea seehorn I will follow you to the ends of the earth

If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS. Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org

One thing this election cycle hammered home for me is that pundits are for real so dumb. Trump country diner thinkpiece culture wouldn’t exist if anyone writing them had been canvassing like. Once

Has anyone else started getting targeted ads for Hildegard of bingen merch or is that just me

Coworker said she loved my lip color. It’s Vaseline

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Once again may I remind you that it isn’t “libbing out” when socialists win

Yay :)

A copypasta correspondent’s dream

Some rare great abortion news in tonight’s newsletter: - A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone - The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here Happy Halloween!

Goldendoodles are weapons of the capitalist class

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)