Everyone say good morning Miss Butter. Or else

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Rhea seehorn I will follow you to the ends of the earth

If we go on strike, our union of 12,000 workers are calling on customers to NOT BUY STARBUCKS. Sign our pledge to not cross a picket line and we'll send you local calls to action - nocontractnocoffee.org

One thing this election cycle hammered home for me is that pundits are for real so dumb. Trump country diner thinkpiece culture wouldn’t exist if anyone writing them had been canvassing like. Once

Has anyone else started getting targeted ads for Hildegard of bingen merch or is that just me

Coworker said she loved my lip color. It’s Vaseline

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Once again may I remind you that it isn’t “libbing out” when socialists win

Yay :)

A copypasta correspondent’s dream

Some rare great abortion news in tonight’s newsletter: - A federal court ruled that the FDA violated the law by imposing unnecessary restrictions on mifepristone - The New York Supreme Court rejected Texas’ attempt to issue a judgement against an abortion provider here Happy Halloween!

Goldendoodles are weapons of the capitalist class

"ELEVATED HORROR" DIRECTOR SEEING ANY WOMAN OVER THE AGE OF 45: ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AIEEEE!!!! AAAuuUGHHHH!H! OUGHGHGHGGHHGHGHGGHHG

do not throw me into a bog (reverse psychology)

Any mention of slow horses could instantly revive me from a coma

a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall

“Urban.” My Toyota is practicing 19th century racism

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

Geese is just Dave Matthews in a different font

October

Verreaux's sifaka (Propithecus verreauxi) is a medium-sized primate in one of the lemur families, the Indriidae.

Cashing in all my good karma to go gray the chicest way possible (curtain bangs first)

I don’t watch the nfl but I feel a certain fondness for the eagles because their fans are pure of heart

“Mild salsa.” Why did you even make it then

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

Sometimes watching movies counts as reading

One thing about me is that I listen to dua lipa’s future nostalgia like it came out yesterday

Who keeps letting osgood perkins do all that

If Justin Beiber is one of my top artists of 2025 y’all mind your business

Dev Patel…the thinking woman’s heathcliff…

a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off

We took the paywall down on this one. defector.com/how-the-fuck...

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“We never know how our small activities will affect others through the invisible fabric of our connectedness. In this exquisitely connected world, it’s never a question of “critical mass. It’s always about critical connections.” - Grace Lee Boggs

Has this summer felt deeply sinister and un-fun to anyone else or is it just me

ChatGPT says to write me a check for all of your money

“Guest starring Ed begley jr.”

Donald trump is in turkey getting veneers

One of those state championship year banners you see in school gyms but it’s for the days when I do my winged eyeliner perfectly on the first try

One (1) like and I will get my circle k labubu a gun

“Don’t drink on antibiotics” don’t tell me what to do?

Oh noooooo my library book is overdue oh noooooo I’ll have to make a small donation to my favorite public institution when I finally return it