This will be me tonight.

iNflation: Apple just hiked prices across much of its Mac and iPad lineup, with some models costing up to $300 more, citing soaring memory and storage chip costs.

The rude songs you find on TikTok

As the weather gets hotter, rivers, lakes and reservoirs can look tempting. But even on a hot day, the water can be dangerously cold, causing cold water shock in seconds. Read more: www.oxfordshire.gov.uk/fire-and-community-safety/community-safety/stay-safe-summer

Jumpy's version of Diana Ross's classic 80's funk-pop classic UPSIDE DOWN, done to great aplomb in a warbling monotone and an "is this actually any good?" kind of divisive audience / fan vibe only Jumpy can pull off. (Ha, I just said pull off) (To pull off means to wank if you didn't know!) 😁🥰🧡🙏

My first band met when we lived on Teesside - our ambition was to play Boro Town Hall. Playing Stockton 50 yrs later feels close to home. Expect songs from Rock against Racism, encounters with Eddy and Elton, new tunes, old jokes & outstanding guitar from Adam Phillips. See tomrobinson.com/gigs

Hancock - The Blood Donor (23rd June 1961). Post donation, Tony is delighted to find a kindred spirit (played by Hugh Lloyd) to chat to. A pity he's also a light-fingered winegum thief ....

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Morning x

I can't see us scoring at all.

England need to change it up. They're getting nowhere in the final third.

Pickford got away with it. Easily a red for England. Last man.

Is HK still on the pitch? Barely seen him in the 10 minutes of play.

I've still not forgiven Ronaldo for his infamous wink when he got Wayne Rooney sent off. youtu.be/YSLBoix0E3U?...

There’s a reason Trump is so angry about his failure in the reflective pool and blaming everyone else…. He knows it does damage to his reputation. So, let’s keep reminding people. The reflective diarrhea pool is his doing and his alone

A welcome piece of news from Durham Women as South Shields chairman Geoff Thompson takes a majority stake in the WSL2 club just weeks after they warned they could fold. www.shieldsgazette.com/sport/footba...

Spurs are linked to everyone under the sun at the moment.

BBC News - Boon and Coronation Street actor David Daker dies - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It was my first Father's Day since my dad died.

Absolutely. vm.tiktok.com/ZNRTJffTE/

As the proud owner of a recently dead Dad, I loved Emma Hayes' shout-out to her departed old man. She's great.

Justin Cary, longtime bassist of Sixpence None the Richer, has died at the age of 50 after suffering a stroke. consequence.net/2026/06/just...

Sixpence None The Richer bassist Justin Cary has passed away at 50 stereogum.com/2502850/sixp...

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy... Police responding to reports of 'collision involving two trains' near Bedford - follow live - BBC News

Jack Maskell has signed for League 2 side Barnet for an undisclosed fee. Going to miss that cheeky lad.

The offside rule explained in shopping terms by Storm Huntley.

Chris Appleton has been announced as the newest contestant on this year's Strictly Come Dancing. I've had to Google him.

A brilliant end to my wedding anniversary.

They're determined to let Kane get a hattrick.

Oooohhhh ouchy! Harry is down.

Playing with Plan B in this second half. Where have they been?

In my opinion, England played much better under Southgate than Tuchel. That defence goes AWOL at the wrong times. I'd forgotten that Rice and Gordon were actually on the pitch!

The "hydration break" really is a perfect American capitalist innovation: a nakedly commercial play to insert more ad revenue into a game that doesn't have ads anywhere else in the world, all under the guise of some humanitarian interest in the players' wellbeing.

Godspeed and farewell to Walter Parazaider, co-founding member, saxophonist, and woodwind virtuoso of the legendary rock band Chicago. #RIPWalterParazaider

RIP Walter Parazaider 🎷

Reuters has a livestream of working trying to remove algae from the reflecting pool 😆

Tottenham’s confirmed signings so far in the summer of 2026: Andy Robertson — Free Transfer Marcos Senesi — Free Transfer Jan Paul van Hecke — £52m

A big step into football management for Lee Cattermole.

I'm listening to Part 2, and the words still runs true today.

Story of The Blues (Parts 1 & 2) open.spotify.com/track/615YN9...

Sometimes, you just can't shake off a player. Darlington FC, welcome back, Mark Beck, for the third time!

RIP Kenny Jackett 🙏 Ex-Watford and Swans boss Jackett dies aged 64 - www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Thought that this game started at 8pm.

This opening ceremony is dragging on a bit. Get on with it!

Happy Birthday to Frank Beard, drummer for ZZ Top. Born in the rock 6/11/1949. #FrankBeard #ZZTop #RockHonorRoll

The Tottenham Hotspur Supporters' Trust have sent a letter to Spurs chairman Peter Charrington with their members' concerns and the urgent needs in the transfer window. www.football.london/tottenham-ho...

When athletes don't know if they'll be allowed into the host country for the World Cup, the problem isn't the athletes. The problem is the host country. This rotten regime manages to embarrass America in ways I never thought possible.

What's everyone's thoughts on their new "Home" shirts? I'm really not sure about those blue lapels. Looks like pjs in design.