I got a taste for macaroni and cheese, I’m really missing Gladys knights chicken and waffles rn. 😔😔😔😔

imagine being pissy because yo posts don’t bang get funny dawg

A lot of people are genuinely unpleasant to speak to, desire to let you know how correct they are, and how everyone should only listen to them. They are overall unlikable

We didn’t deserve Ciara.

I didn’t even know you could send ppl messages 😂😂😂😂😂

You did track is taking me OUT lmfaooooooooooo

He trying to review that

LMFAOOO

Lmfaoooo 10/10 office reference

I'm telling y'all! Science. bsky.app/profile/heye...

I stopped talking to skinny men when one time I went to pretend pick up my bf and not only was it was super easy to lift him off the floor, I got a glimpse of his feet dangling & that was enough for me. Sound of his laugh started irritating me.

Cause u might accidentally shoot your shot on Yelp?

Unhealed people really don’t like to be wrong.

Hopefully they don’t take away flour and eggs 😒

And it’s really sickening that we have to be the subjects 😭😭😭

Niggas will shoot their shot anywhere, it’s a man shooting his shot on Yelp rn

This is how it feels being a 5 years locked toddler around 1-3 years locked babies

America is definitely a social experiment

Is yogurt milk soup or fruit cereal

I realized today was 11/11 at 11:15 😂 I got one more try

Happy 11/11

Too Short - Short Dog's In The House Slick Rick - The Adventures of Slick Rick Public Enemy - Fear of a Black Planet 2Pac - Strictly for my N.I.G.G.A.Z.

I don’t eat meat but some meat things are so entertaining to me like the shaking it until it rips away is too good 😂 idk why people would want gummy meat, that sounds like a thing out of nightmares

Yup lmao it’s not a gold digger anthem at all. It’s them saying he got comfortable in his position and switched up

LPG-The Earthworm Kanye West-College Dropout Janet Jackson-Janet T.I.-Trap Muzik

4 of the first albums that you were obsessed with ?

Why is he holding it like he finna bust a cap in a nigga, when he supposed to be neutralizing the suspect if anything

I wonder do dogs see their humans as part of their pack since we see them as part of our family & some members of the pack have various levels of hierarchy.. do dog packs have matriarchs

Hispanic people really ate with “YAAAAA” & OYE!!!!!!

Oh its lit

LOVE ME. Curtis was supposed to love me

A game show with 50 dads and their children where they do tasks such as standing up, coughing, clearing their throat and saying “the uhhhh” to see who can narrow down and identify their own dad

Kehlani & her team are so smart for dropping a “pack” so we’re not tired of any one remix in particular. I miss when music stretched like this with remixes. she even dropped an acapella version.

I accidentally stole some Cajun seasoning from Publix, they finna come get me

Omg that reminds me of my rape I love seeing it on the timeline, 6 in the morning lmaooooo.

I just stocked up on canned & pantry food yesterday, I’ll be doing that all year & you should too. Bagged Rice & beans & vegetables just in case. Start stocking up on bottled waters too

Yall trainers need to spend 3 days with you to see your eating habits cause yall will just lie to keep up with your food addiction & it’s not helping anyone. If you eat too much, too often & it’s unclean options every time the weight will turn into illness quickly. Gut is the key to every disease.

I vow to never tell my kids people bullied them cause they haters, you can tell who grew up thinking that. people bully and band together with other bullies cause they’re miserable & weird & wanna pass out misery like Christ is coming pamphlets

This how I see men that got a passion for fashion

I don’t trust no black people that think every cousin I got is related to me, what kind of nigga is you, yo momma don’t have friends??

Lmao

Sometimes you don’t have to be fat to need baby powder. Sometimes you just need to be Hispanic.

Imagine beefing with me and I’m at home practicing my “put it tf back 😡” face

Cool rocks, interesting seashells, pretty feathers. And small fossils! These are the things that I love. 🤩

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I identify as a libra, no one has pushed back on that yet. Yeah I do Sagittarius stuff but I’m 80% Libra. You know Libra and Sagittarius have similar redeemable qualities.

Why is coffee the price of a meal and a meal the price of a cheap pair of shoes and a cheap pair of shoes the price of gas for the week