paul
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I can't believe they brought back the McRib just to catch the UnitedHealthcare assassin
about 1 year ago
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Keith R Sutherland
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Ken Jennings
6 days ago
I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.
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Hold the fuck on. Christmas is NEXT week?!
9 days ago
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It's full-blown Jihad between the Toyotathoners and the Hondadays folk. As a Kia-wanzaa celebrator, I just want the bloodshed to stop.
16 days ago
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Asssss to assssssssssss
17 days ago
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I use my bidet all bnight long
26 days ago
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The coolest thing I'll ever print with my 3D printer is this tumor inside my head
30 days ago
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We have very different definitions of "better"
about 1 month ago
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If you can't handle me at my Monster Energy Original, you can't have me at my Monster Energy Zero Ultra White
about 1 month ago
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Doom-scrolling has been replaced with doom-looking-for-things-to-3D-print
about 1 month ago
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Disappointing Meal Makes for Disappointing Leftovers. More at 11
about 1 month ago
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I can't wait to get started 3D printing useless shit
about 2 months ago
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The season is now: Plague of Ladybugs
about 2 months ago
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The official Jeopardy YouTube channel posted a compilation of Alex and Ken saying "these nuts"
youtu.be/_3YVvnMFvXM?...
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These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
https://youtu.be/_3YVvnMFvXM?si=oeVdJGVijOIfIKAT
about 2 months ago
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Eric D. Snider
about 2 months ago
I'll probably catch this on Hulu the next day so I can fast-forward through the boring parts. You just know they're going to drag it out like an American Idol finale.
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My favorite genre of meal is brown frozen air fryer platter
about 2 months ago
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A giant knot looks very at home on Matt Smith's forehead
#CaughtStealing
about 2 months ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Haunted Hayride Makes Extra-Spooky Turn Onto Interstate
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People who put their entire email in the subject line and then leave the body empty
about 2 months ago
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You have a 3 monitor setup. Which monitor do you make your "main" monitor in Windows?
about 2 months ago
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Do I look like I know what a JPEG is?
2 months ago
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Day 3 of my caffeine cleanse: not as bad as I expected but still a flaming hellscape
2 months ago
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Nice try KISS, but killing Ace Frehley isn't going to make me listen to your music voluntarily
2 months ago
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Of all the ways to die, burned alive on an exploding AliExpress electric scooter seems like a winner
2 months ago
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I skipped the whole Stanley trend and went straight to being an Owala cool guy
2 months ago
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I just now noticed the gun on this album cover
2 months ago
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Finished my first playthrough of Silent Hill f last night and I still don't know what the f stands for
3 months ago
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I think about this comic almost daily (credit to Extra Fabulous comics)
3 months ago
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Me when I get in a shy bladder standoff with another guy at the urinals
3 months ago
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Why doesn't my pajama onesie have pockets? Where am I supposed to put my keys?
3 months ago
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The only excuse I hear the right-winged people in my life making right now is "it's horrible on both sides" which is complete and utter bullshit.
3 months ago
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Cholesterol too high? That's nothing three hotdogs for lunch won't fix...
3 months ago
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Curse these deep veins!
3 months ago
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My wife likes to ridicule me for the size of my balls
3 months ago
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Me at 26: I shaved my balls for this?! Me at 36: I shaved my ears for this?!
3 months ago
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They always clip the umbilical cord too soon in movies
3 months ago
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Hard Drive
3 months ago
If you're ever out exploring and see a big wall of fog, go into it. Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen
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Just doing man stuff today. Currently at Home Depot getting some wood cut because I AM A MAN.
3 months ago
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Dying for them to turn our water back on. I miss my bidet and I'm running out of my grandma's vintage hand towels.
3 months ago
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The best thing about being a parent is definitely the shitty diaper snakes we get every couple of weeks
3 months ago
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I really hope I don't have to go in to jury duty tomorrow
3 months ago
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RIP Robert Redford. Robert Bluehonda and Robert Greenchevrolet better watch their backs.
#awfuljoke
#imsad
3 months ago
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Nothing can make me Shit™ like a Monster Energy™ drink (compliment)
3 months ago
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What does Mr Rogers do for a living? He comes home in the morning and trades his suit for a cozy sweater. And then at the end of the day he puts his suit back on and heads out. Does he have a secret family?
3 months ago
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People are all up in arms about import tariffs, but why is nobody drawing attention to the fact that days are very quickly getting shorter. I don't have any time to do anything anymore!
4 months ago
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CCH Pounder. Prolific actress or the new sandwich from Wendy's?
4 months ago
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I can empathize with the toddler's desire to crush everything in my hands
4 months ago
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Always good to see your previous employer's stock price jump 25% the day after you're laid off
4 months ago
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In retrospect, working in Identity Management with imposter syndrome is kind of hilarious
4 months ago
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Post a random picture, or else everything will go bad in September
add a skeleton here at some point
4 months ago
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