We here at RN have decided to employ a new strategy of always saying everything is fine. Anyway! With that done: Here’s the news. Only moments ago an entire village in Hyrule was utterly destroyed by a freak storm but we’re glad to say that everything is fine now.

#Queekisms This page is gunna go into a temporary hiatus! I’ve explained it more on my personal account but basically: I’ve got so much RP stuff to do and not enough brainpower to do them. So for a few days imma be quiet here just to focus elsewhere (including the other RPN accounts). Sorry!

@exorciseandconsume.bsky.social needs to be freed 🙏

Terry And maybe fix the lag issue cause im not sure if others have the same problem but i keep lagging everytime, just to be clear my room is literally next to the wifi and the connection is strong and stable enough,

@bsky.app I love the app and I mean this with the upmost respect. But PLEASE FUCKING FIX THE NOTIFICATION ISSUES! Sincerely, Your entire user-base.

COMMISSION.

#Queekisms I AM THE TRUTH!

#Queekisms Have more faith than that, friend! We can and will set a better standard.

BlueSky Roleplay: We have drama, but at least we don’t sue each other over it.

#Queekisms I have it from a pretty reliable source that people over on the other app are threatening legal action against each other. Over RP drama. What the fuck is going on? 😂😭

This just in! We’ve finished rebuilding after that freak asteroid accident.

#Queekisms Won’t make much of this, but the OC I’ve been talking about a bunch recently is ready and here!

This just in! You don’t have to be a lore-expert on a verse to join it. Even if you are just the most casual of casual fans, that’s perfectly okay. All that matters is that you have a passion for what you are doing. Everything else is secondary.

Fake news? That’s harsh. We cover only the truth. Like—for instance—your rampant fraudulence, mistreatment of your brother and a dozen run ins with DS9’s security detail.

The people will stand by the truth!

Always!

We resent that accusation! We pride ourselves on our integrity and dedication to the truth.

It’s basically what Sora said!

nat Alrighttt all done didn't feel like shading allat pose test featuring @destinyslight.bsky.social's sora

We’re just giving the people the truth they deserve to know.

This just in! Sora’s advice for his younger self? No one else matters! Just believe in yourself. The ego is unbelievable!

Here’s my dam degree! *headbutt*

This just in! Let’s see how this goes down 😂😭

We are not taking this from you lot.

No. DAMMIT!

HOW

Guess who’se back!

“Wahhhhhhh! Keep whining instead of doing your job. Anything but reporting actual news~”

"Oopsies! My DDOS tool picked up a bigger range than I wanted!" "Kyan! Ran's embarrassed!"

At least someone understands our pain.

Of course YOU’D say that.

Not you again.

Rude.

DESPAIR INDEED!

The dam youth. They’re causing all the multiverse’s problems!

What have we ever done to you!?

We’ve been so unfairly attacked today.

Oh god there's a camera on him. "U-Uhm. . . Prosecutor Gavin h-has received a promotion for his outstanding performance. . . ?"

Hey @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social. You a bitch.

Moss gets Victory Royale. Everybody cheers. He gets a really cool prize (chocolate toastie) by master chef (my friend Theo).

"'Moon-related entity appearances up 50%; Eldritch horrors up 20%; experts baffled."

Breaking News! Ribbon the Sylveon is giving out free cookies! :3

#Queekisms Chat I need actual advise. How the fuck do you make a character who basically exists in the normal world interesting? I’m struggling 😂😭

#Queekisms *in a deep booming narrator voice* It has begun.

Not really. Dumbing down major situations for the benefit of gullible idiots with tiny attention spans is our whole job.