izzy!!. come look at my beautiful wife m.youtube.com/watch?v=mkoX...

The coughing as gotten worse and he has a headache. He better not be coming down with something.

Coughing. Sniffle.

"Absolutely not."

"Do I appear to be the joking type, Majora?"

"That is part of it, yes."

"Yes. There are tabloids who genuinely believe I am a vampire."

"Outfit, pale face, uncanny knowledge of removing blood stains, appearing older than I am. . . It's been an issue for most of my career."

It's October, which means the vampire accusations are going to become worse. S i g h.

"She must be a descendant of wolves, because her skin smells of pure moonlight." -- 🐺 Werewolf Stella event! Ends Oct. 31st 🌕 For this event, Stella comes from a line of werewolves so she was born a werewolf! 🐺 Feel free to interact with her with regular or event muses! 🌕 Penned by Quincy --

"Forget everything you thought you knew; Vampires exist." -- 🩸 Vampire Clay event! Will end Oct. 31st 🌑 For this event/AU, Clay was born a vampire! (Additional lore will be down below) 🩸 Feel free to interact with him with regular or event muses! 🌑 Still the same ol' Clay! 🩸 Penned by Quincy --

izzy!!. i leave for a few hours and courage is a lich tf happened

. . . ". . . I hadn't seen one for sale in years."

"I'll get the keys~"

"Well, I do still have that space in my backyard. We'll just need to figure out what to plant back there."

"I'm listening."

"Good afternoon."

Coughing. "Ugh. . ."

Gently takes her hand and writes "You are loved ♥️" in her palm.

Singing Depeche Mode to himself.

Miles smiled to himself while he watched Dinraal play. He did have to back up a bit so he didn't get burned.

It's very pretty. He's quietly listening.

izzy!!. everyone go follow my friend's link

Tending to some paperwork.

izzy!!. everyone go follow my friend's link

Mmh ~ 🎶 › Post Tears of the Kingdom era › Ships on chem › Crossover & OC friendly ❤️+ 🔁

izzy!!. might make @doomedprodigy.bsky.social a multi muse. hmmmmmm

The Alchemist of Zora's Domain Mekuru Teuthida

The Wolf of the North. Fellvarr Storm-Fang

izzy!!. had a few for years before muskrat bought it. i left pretty soon after. i have 0 intentions of going back

Is 6'2". 😥

Guess who accidentally fell asleep in @draconiclightning.bsky.social 's spring

izzy!!. fuck it this man is japanese he's just white passing

"WOULD EVERYONE STOP BUYING JAPANIFORNIA FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE."

izzy!!. justice for ema skye

"Indeed. They gave her a lovely outfit but only used her for her forensics knowledge. I wish they gave her a bigger role. I suppose they decided with Kay and Franziska already there she wasn't as necessary."

"That is almost exactly what happened to her. Much to my dismay."

". . . I have terrible news."

Update: fell asleep at his desk.

Guess who stayed up all night working and wound up falling asleep in his office? For once he's getting coffee.

If he had a nickel for every time an entity hitched a ride on his shadow, he'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

"Indeed. I wanted to start fresh."

He's used to it at this point. "Well it's summer year one. I've got a few bundles completed."

Playing Stardew Valley on his Switch in his office. He's Chief Prosecutor he does what he wants.

"Our game is getting a quality of life update. Which is nice."

"Well, at least our first game is getting a quality of life update."

He's gonna be sick-

It's making him dizzy. . .