[WAIT CAN THE EVIL PATCH HEAR ME TOO] [IF THE MAIN ONE CANT BUT THE EVIL ONE CAN THEN I COULD MAKE PLANS WITH THEM] [GETTING BLOCKED WAS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN ALL ALONG]

//sorry for being mean to patch, ash

[HEY PATCH AND SNIFF WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF GETTING SHOT]

//whenever i think of dollie dial i smile just because the rhyme is stuck in my head and also she's literally niceys

// hey gang, I just wanna say I really appreciate you // holidays are always hard for me, but it makes me feel better writing with y'all

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* This 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝘆𝗰𝘂𝗹𝗲 is 𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙚 𝙤𝙛𝙛 ... * I'm the ORIGINAL⠀ ⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑

[OH SHIT I SHOULD BE WATCHING HIM] [ILL CHECK AFTER IM DONE DISTRACTING TORIEL FOR SUSIE]

[SUSIE HIDE I HAVE TORIEL DISTRACTED]

//STE panicking and trying to cover for susie

It's keeping an eye on Lancer as he gets lost

[OH GOD DAMN IT OH WELL]

[IS THAT FUCKING SAMUEL RODRUIGEZ FROM THE WINDS OF DESTRUCTION]

[ARE YOU JUST GOING TO EAT THE ENTIRE THING]

it's deliberating whether it should go to a Thanksgiving celebration or remain solitary, sitting half-disguised with its mask in its hand

[WAIT WHY WOULD A GOD BE TALKING ABOUT THAT STUFF]

[OF COURSE THEY ARE WHO DO YOU TAKE ME FOR]

[HEY MAJORA WANT TO THROW BOTTLES AT SPAMTON WITH ME]

[THE CLOSEST ONE TO THAT DESCRIPTION WOULD BE YGOTHAEG] [AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT FATE DECIDED TO DO TO HIM]

[HE IS NOT THE BLIND IDIOT GOD] [HE IS JUST A LAZY BASTARD WHO SLEEPS IN] it pulls out a photograph from behind itself and shows it to you

//me when princess spams the quotebot [yummy birdseed]

[REALITY IS HIS DREAM AND IT SHIFTS WITH EACH THOUGHT THROUGH HIS ETERNAL SLUMBER] [OF COURSE REALITY IS JUST DRY CLAY THOUGH] [WITH THE RIGHT HANDS IT CAN BE RESHAPED LIKE A WAD OF GROUND FLESH]

[KTU-RUFU COULD END REALITY IF HE WAS AWOKEN] [AND CTHAC-ATORASU'S ENDLESS HUNGER COULD WIPE OUT ALL LIFE]

[THATS WHY I SAID EXCEPT BEFOREHAND] [HE ONCE DRAGGED AN ENTIRE CITY'S POPULATION BENEATH THE OCEAN] [AND BESIDES THE OTHER OLD GODS ARE MUCH STRONGER THAN HIM]

[MOST IF NOT ALL ACTUALLY] [THE OLD GODS ARE ETERNAL AND RELENTLESS BEINGS] [WELL EXCEPT FOR YGOTHAEG HE GOT HIT BY A NUCLEAR TEST]

[YOU'RE A GOD HUH] it seems unphased by your shenanigans, not even shifting along gravity [I HAVE SEEN MANY GODS WHAT MAKES YOU DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THEM]

[HEY YOU TRY BEING RESURRECTED WITH A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD] [AND I ASK AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE]

[WHY IS THERE A TRIANGLE FLOATING THERE] [WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE]

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//gm chat (is now a sticker)

//late night delirium plus an inability to know when to not make something has lead to this, enjoy

looking around, you don't see anyone nearby... but you can still feel a freezing wind blow past

//wuickly unloads all of the bullets from the gun before you can shoot yourself /ref

//OOGA BOOGA

you can feel yourself falling... and falling... and falling and, for the briefest of moments... you could see the ground +

it stares at you as you writhe on the ground, its gaze piercing into your mind... [CRY FOR ME] you start to feel yourself fall uncontrollably! (-2 REASON)

stepping forward to lunge, your legs suddenly fail you as you trip and fall forward! you try to lift yourself from the ground, but you can't move your arms! it stares into your eyes as its voice rings in your mind... [SUFFER FOR ME] Horrible pain suddenly wracks your body! (-2 STAMINA)

it stares at you in dead silence as everything gets painfully colder... you can hear microphone feedback intensify as it stares into your eyes (-1 ALL) ...is it waiting for you to make the first move?

[BEFORE AND AFTER YEP HES FUNGUS GRAVY]

[BEFORE AND AFTER YEP HES FUNGUS GRAVY]

"まあ、それはただ…" [Well, it's just…] it shifts its mask again, its hair loosening and draping down over its shoulders as it begins to remove it… then you see its face +

⠀ ⠀/ /⠀for any form of roleplay treading into lewd territory, darker explorations, and ESPECIALLY tagging your threads with content warnings if it is not stated on your account what themes you mainly tackle. ⠀⠀don't put people in an uncomfortable position. silence and reluctance is not consent. ⠀

[NEGATIVE ONE CANNOT BE REACHED BY ANY POSITIVE NUMBER]

the figure reaches their hand up to adjust their mask "ああ、それはお勧めしません…" [Ah, I don't recommend that...] a cold wind blows... was it always this dark outside?