"You sorry saps are lucky my puppet has just enough free will to hold me back from my future plans!" "...Not that that's going to help for long, Ahahaha!"

bill The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected.

antares Oh yeah speaking of that plotting me and Stella did You people are gonna HATE Bill

bill It's more that hell's coming to meet you, ahaha!

antares Whilst I'm talking about Bill This always gets a giggle out of me

antares The fact people were all 'holy shit' with this (four requotes on a bandwagon post is pretty wild) I think proves to me I'm doing a good Bill nsvjxkck

antares I would like to remind you all Bill is a complete shitlord bsjckxkc

"Torment, you say? Ahaha, Do tell me more!"

bill Thanks, meatsacks!

"You know what they say; think how stupid the average person is and 50% of humanity is stupider than them!" He doesn't react to their sudden appearance beside a seemingly-amused glance. "Great trick with the mutt, by the way! You had her hook, line and sinker! It was hilarious!"

"That's not a deal, kid!" Even if it's exactly like the kind of 'deals' that Bill peddles; he's not dumb enough to fall for something that's basically one of his own scams. "Beside, I already spread nightmares in the minds of dreamers! Why'd you think Washington had those dentures, ahaha!"

"'Deal with', kid? You think I didn't recognize that wording? Ahaha!" He cackles, raising his arms as he seems to teleport back. "You get power over the dreamscape whilst I have to put up with things crawling out of your world?"

"I'm always up for a deal, kid!" He's also not stupid enough to trust someone just because they act like a fan.

"It'll be fun! No rules, no regulations, just whatever you want to do whenever you want to!" Of course, it would also spell the literal end of existence itself but Bill wasn't gonna mention that. "Ya want in, kid?"

bill Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

𝔻𝔼𝔸𝕃𝕊 𝕄𝔸𝔻𝔼 𝕎𝕀𝕋ℍ 𝕐𝕆𝕌ℝ𝕊 𝕋ℝ𝕌𝕃𝕐

"It's a DEAL!" The golden triangle's hand ignites in blue flames as they shake on this partnership, spreading up and across Marx's body before extinguishing themselves.

antares Ough this genuinely makes me so happy to hear Bill is one of my favorite villains of all time so I'm glad I'm doing him justice in people's eyes 🥺

"Pretty much the usual! Deals, making 'friendships', the works!" He chuckles. "And there's no Big Frilly to get in my way this time!"

"A party! The whole multiverse'd be invited!" That sure /sounded/ like a good thing, but the way he casually just flung the planet into the future seemed... off, even if it was likely a fascimile.

"Friends, huh?" He folds his arms behind his back, golden body hissing like static as it flickers through multiple images, some familiar, some not. "...Tell ya what, kid! You have your buddies, I have mine, how about we scratch each other's backs? We both want a party with no end, after all!"

antares A Multiversal Weirdmageddon would be such a cool SL now I think about it... Probably would need more Gravity Falls RPers though if it was to happen

"Oh, hey, my number one fan's back, hah-hah! How ya been, kid?"

bill Wise choice, kid! Don't wanna go the way of Preston!

"Name's Bill! And you're on a first-class ticket toward a world-wide party!" He places a hand on the Earth beside him and spins it like a top... Judging by the moving continents he's just flung the planet into the far future.

"Anyone in the entire multiverse would stab anyone else in the back for a wish with no limits, kid!" He laughs even harder, blinking out of existence before reappearing closer to Marx, still 'smiling'. "Even best friends would slit each other's throat for that power! I've seen it happen, hah-hah!"

"Hey, meatsacks behind the screens! My puppet here wants to know how well I'm pretending to be him pretending to be me!" antares Am I doing a good Bill? 🥺

"Howdy, partner!" He even put on an accent, snickering slightly as he tilts his top-hat toward them in greeting.

"Kid, I've seen your shenanigans! You're tryna con someone who's been at this game for trillions of years!" His eye curves like a grin, as though he's amused by the idea regardless, a small chuckle escaping him. "Last-minute wish stealing is the first thing I'd come up with!"

"Funny how small and meaningless this mudball looks from up here, ain't it?"

"Haha, kid, you have NO idea!" He raises a hand in a fingergun gesture... BEFORE BLASTING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH MOJO'S CHEST???

His eye opens into a mouth full of teeth, curving into a sadistic grin. "THEY'LL HAVE TO SCRAPE WHAT'S LEFT OF YOU OFF ROOFS IN THE INDIES!"

"Hahaha, wanna watch me to turn a monkey into a fur coat?"

"Do I look like a triangular corn chip?" How did this guy somehow immediately see through this possession? Not that it really mattered.

"Where's Ed and Eddy when you need 'em? Ahahaha!"

I wonder if I actually succeeded in making myself look normal. Probably not.

He's stolen a suit and tricked some poor schmuck into being possessed, trying to hide the huge grin he has. It reminded him of Pinetree... What was that silly nickname Shooting Star had given him? Bipper?

"Who said I'm killing anyone? Even I can appreciate a good wedding!" Distantly staring into the void at his failed (very toxic) courtships.

"Even I'm not this malicious and greedy, ahaha!"

"DING-DONG, THE WEDDING BELLS ARE RINGING! Hmm, wear a skinsuit and attend or not?"

He's now side-eyeing the writer, even pointing his thumb at Disney and hiding his eye behind the back of his other hand. "...These guys are drooling idiots, ain't they?"

"Who'd you think influenced Alex to replace his name with mine, bozo?" "It sure wasn't you uncreative saps!"

"Is THIS your card? Ahahahahahaha!"

"Bahaha, you don't own me nor did you create me! I've been up in Alex Hirsch's brain since he was a kid!" "The more images of me exist, the stronger I am! You just helped me spread my influence globally with that show!"

"It's even in my book, which you fleshbags can purchase for the simple payment of a soul! Your own or someone else's, I'm not bothered which!"

"Those things aren't even me, kid! Just some weird fanboys who WISH they were me!"

"You think I trusted Pinetree?" Oh, now he's really cackling. "That sorry sap was so desperate for any drop of information! Any tiny little scrap! He was a puppet 'til the very end!"

"Which kid? Gideon? I see entire timelines! Everything played out as I planned! The Cipher Wheel, the argument between Sixer and Fez!" Another laugh escapes the triangle. "Even the whole eye bit!"