ONE DAY CAN HE GO ONE GOD DA-- MMnnghhhh. The stress is getting to him more and more, it feels.

ㅤ cw: glitch effect . ㅤ

One of these days he's going to move his office somewhere nicer. He keeps telling himself that. It's a nice lie to reaffirm.

MMmmmrgh... There's a note of discontent in the air today.

𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝒸𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓑𝓤𝓡𝓝 𝓑𝓤𝓡𝓝 .ᐟ 𝓑𝓤𝓡𝓝 .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

"Whatever it is that you need to know, rest assured that the answers are here." <<M'Dame Odile>> <<The Researcher>> <<A Savior of Vaugarde>> <<Cold, Stern, Focused>>

"Your fortune. Your empire. Your designs. I love them all..." <<Female Mastermind OC>> <<Codename: Daedalus>> <<Kiara, Hacker Extraordinaire>> << #MVRP #LewdRP >> "...so I think I will take them~"

//What. Me making more than one post, wow.

//Another potential account coming up soon.

“It's my job to make sure your experience here at Indigo Park is the most fun it can be!” (OOC: Rambley the Raccoon, Indigo Park’s iconic mascot, joins BlueSky. More info on this pinned post.)

"Oh, I'm sorry, oh great and mighty and fearsome one." Grinning. He couldn't help but be a little playful with the other today. "Yeah, I remember. Thankfully I'm one of those certain people, otherwise you'd do worse." There's a little gesture over to a pile on his desk. "Fine. Too much work."

It takes him a moment. Holding steady to what he had in his hands, another glass and his notebook. "There's only a couple of people I know who could do that." A small turn of his head to look at her, a deep grin on his face. "And thankfully it's one of the nice ones. How ya been~?"

//Look, I'm just saying, ya'll not ready

//Don't like that post Edgeworth, you're gonna not like what's coming down the pipeline-

//As part of my usual inability to be around, don't mind me, I'm cooking character ideas. :3

//Trying to be more active ahhhhh

．．．ℒℯ𝓉 𝓂ℯ 𝒽𝒶𝓋ℯ 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝓅𝓁ℯ𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓇ℯ．．． 𝒪𝒻 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝓉ℴ𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉~

One of these days he'll get through a vacation peacefully

Iѕη'т мєєтιηg нєя נυѕт ƒιℓℓιηg уσυ υρ ωιтн Ɗєѕραιя? ♡ Writer of 7 years; 1y+ in verse. ♡ Non-lewd TL; themes will never be 100% safe. ♡ Serious / Story preference ♡ Killing Game ver., always, not spoiler friendly for any media. #DRRP || #DanganronpaRP || #MVRP

// DYNASTY WARRIORS 3 REMASTER LETS GOOOOO

Case work has been busy lately. But there's still a small eye kept on his watch. Trouble's been brewing.

//Things that I am planning on.

"Wouldn't mind that, hmm?" A playful smile. He knows exactly what he's doing. "Come now, -dear-. Let's enjoy ourselves."

"Hah~ 10 minutes is all I ask for now." Though there is a small smirk. "Unless you're joining?"

"Same here. If anything, that's been sorely missed." A chuckle, as he gives Miles a small, playful push. "Let me get a shower in real quick. Then we can rest on the couch."

"Just means we have some time for a little bit of rest." He didn't like how long it had gotten, but...if Miles like it...

📒What has Helms-mun been doing so Helms is stuck doing something else? Well--

Mmm.... This. This he missed. It isn't long before there's a kiss back, paired with a fuzzy brush of beard against cheek. "I missed you more. I've had quite a time."

A small flinch. The feeling of another that wasn't an adversarial touch was...going to take a minute to recall. But he soon melts into those arms, sighing contently. "Mmm. Here I am. That took entirely too long."

The benefit to Helms work is that his business is paid for. The coffers keep the place running even in his absence. Sometimes a case takes him away for a long time. Some cases though... It's been months. And he's finally showed back up.

📒Helms be alive for more than 5 minutes challenge, impossible.

Noooooooooooooooooo. None of the abilities interest him and it sounds an easy way to just have more problems.

"Big city. But I'm going to track you down, bastards..." Helms is currently out on an.... 'extended case'.

📒You know what, this feels a perfect time to bring out why I've been away for so long, who wants to see Helms geared up to deal with trouble-

Oh no you don't I'm coming after you first--

He's about to go after the news (again) like he's Van Pelt on safari.

Hold up, is the late night news being an asshole to his dear? Time to go host hunting-

"Look, I would have participated if I wasn't occupied dealing with the other person going after you."

"It was a joke, don't hit me with the glare-"

"You seem very alive for a dead man." Hah-

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I MISSED THE GAME GOD DAMMIT Haha funny fire man didn't know how to do fire-

Uh huh. That's entirely what happened. Just ignore the detective keeping a careful watch.

Just a reminder that any account associated with the RPN (and Queek) is a safe space for everyone. Apart from conservatives. Y’all are the sole exception.

He thought it was going to be Mr. Door.

Damn it. Tossing some money around, he lost his bet.

Bad decision making.