Someone throw puppy a bone!

Indeed.

In case you haven't noticed... I really like Super Mario!

Tits have been tittied on this Tuesday. #gym #pump #chestday #tittytuesday #sweatybear

Happy #fcf guys!

Happy hump day guys!

I hope bitches made fun of my cargo pants tonight. Cheers!

Checking in, thick and tired. Another 12+hr workday in the bag. Cheers to two more!

Gladly. Rawrf!

It’s delish.

Let's roll around and get sweaty

An agent of chaos, and no less.

Thick on both sides 😛↔️

2026 basically

We are finally having a good hair day!

Humpy dumpy! 💪🏼🦦

Such a good puppy.

Come make me yours 🙈

Don’t have to tell me twice. Rawrf!

Insert face here 👇😌

Happy first Monday of the new year, y’all! Up and at ‘em early today. Let’s sell some property!

Last #gymselfie of 2025. Was leg day but too crowded to get a shot of the gams. So you get sweaty bear in a shower instead.

Heads up: saunas are hot.

Volunteering as tribute.

Happy Friday!

Damn.

Powers restored.

Hope this helps with your Sunday scaries, buddy. 🫶🏼🦦💪🏼

It is unsettling. What’s her name?

Who ordered their holiday yam?

Got muh hairs did.

Sup?

A lil skinny dip never hurt

A perfect peach.

Vibing with my bum out

I said gahdayummm.

Woof woof!

my resume for your pleasure 🤪🍑 #sundaycumday #ass #hairyguy #hole #otter #bator #goon repost if you want it 🤤

Always fat for #fcf

Happy #fcf guys!

Was time for a refresh. No more faux hawk/mullet. Back to (semi) professional daddy now.

Another JOCKTOBER 🍑 yes I know I wore this one last week but I do have in unit laundry 😅

This bill would criminalize pornography by legally redefining what it means to be obscene. Period. Full stop. No more porn legally. If you post porn whether free pics or paid vids. this affects you!

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Where you starting? 😏👅