wolfwalks asked: If you could have an animal companion, like a familiar, with you at all times, what animal would it be? I'm envisioning a situation where you can communicate with the animal and they with you, but most likely the animal can't communicate with other humans - but let me[...]

I want to send asks! Reply with tags/comments for an ask about specific subjects. Tell me what you want to talk about! Boost for an ask about any topic - I usually base these off your bio or, if we've spoken before, things I know about you. WAFRN users only, any WAFRN server

thanks wikipedia

What is an instance but a turbo-account? #no-i-will-not-elaborate

Stout Porcelain Yelling Loog Concept

Heroes understand the advantage of having God and anime on your side. That's why if you call this toll free number, you too can get in touch with a deity today and receive their blessing in time for your final boss. Call in the next 30 minutes and you'll receive a 6 pack of elixirs, just in case

good morning gas ovens!!! :waffy_heart: electric ovens, you know what you did.

apparently the wise kings passed in front of me but i was distracted and didn't notice :protomoji_explode:

voulez-vous coochie avec moi (sexual)

took me! so! long! to figure! out! how to! search! blew skype! accounts! on wafrn! rn! #no!-i-won't!-click!-the-tips! #i-am-an-honourable-puzzle-game-player-we-don't-read-hints

lowkey given up on finding the pronouns #i-mean-there-was-this-thumbnail-where-it-said-"she-is-stupid"-so-i-guess-that's-my-best-indication

Ha

topped off new year's day with an 11pm nap from which i woke up at 3am

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

https://youtu.be/CYoBMZkpvVQ in spain they actually changed the last bit to "lunar new year" for whatever reason

I like being an uncle for the holidays because: Mom and dad are responsible, and will discipline you. Grandpa and Grandma are indulgent, and will coddle you. But the uncle... the uncle is unpredictable. The niece and nephew cannot know what the uncle will do, because the soul of the uncle is CHAOS

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom

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Encode image and decode image idk i'm not a compsci mayor

oh finally i can disable the evil option

qhen i say you're my "token X friend" it usually means i come across memes i think you would find funny so i send them to you

also hi i woke up at 4 am and i can no longer fall asleep (it's like 6 rn)

wafrn app now works if you are okay with the lag

I have discovered that teaching programming goes much better with my fifth grade students if I take the time to teach them about all the symbols I think of as "normal" that are totally new to them. "These are square brackets, you'll find them over the 'enter' key we use them for lists. In […]

i just saw the subway doors closing on someone while trying to leave :BlobCat_SlightSmile:

another day without paying 8 bucks for a single manga volume 👍

well that's a new one if nothing else

Reminder that JK Rowling sees any support of Harry Potter as an endorsement of her political beliefs, and she uses Harry Potter royalties to further her transphobic hate campaign. Your friends and family might not think you're a bigot for buying Harry Potter shit, but Rowling herself certainly will.

Resolvi abrir o r/halflife e dei uma boa risada

It makes me happy that the "formerly/previously known as Twitter" will never die

*power metal cadence* COOOOOOOPING AND SEEEEEETHING (wooooahhhhhh) YOUR SKILLLLLL IS CLEARLY LACKING LOTS OF Ls IN YOUR WAY

every day i have to check multiple times i have grabbed my keys because my house's door locks automatically

it's hip to fuck bees

post blue art! 🩵💙

cheap compared with what because most retro tech seems to be climbing in price as demand increases :wvrnCry:

Ok all, we had our fun with Bluesky integration, but it's time we had the obvious continuation. Where is Bluesky differentiation????

Making a youtube channel where i double down on advertiser-antagonistic vocabulary: instead of unalive or kill, i say "murder"; instead of hell, i start a digression where i make vivid alligherian descriptions of the suffering; instead of corn, i make up very graphic details about the porn.

For people that wanted to try wafrn but aren't 18+: https://waf.moe/about have fun!! and stay safe

we need a .kids tld so waf.moe could have been waf.kids