Lady of leisure at your service

What are you waiting for?

🌀😵‍💫🌀 you want to fly us somewhere warm and tropical 🌀😵‍💫🌀

Can’t believe Wuthering Heights has been coming out for three years now

Thank you for an incredible time in Boston!

“She had an immense curiosity about life and was constantly staring and wondering. She carried within herself a great fund of life, and her deepest enjoyment was to feel the continuity between the movements of her own soul and the agitations of the world. "

All that’s missing is you

Professional glamorous woman with a mysterious source of income

I have a lethal “come hither” look, but you’ll just have to experience it in person

I'm in need of an automatic cat feeder and a new pet camera. I've added both to my Amazon wishlist if you feel like treating me and the boys 😻

Shout out to people who are still able to get horny given the current state of the world.

Congrats to whoever is behind me on this flight and gets to watch me edit lingerie pics

Patiently waiting for ‘Bluesky’ to appear in the ‘where did you find me’ field. 👉🏻🥺👈🏻

Starting over on another app feels like pushing a boulder up a hill over and over. I am both tired and hopeful. One must imagine Sisyphus posting ass. 😔✊

Really wish there was a way to schedule posts in Bluesky directly. I never understand why that isn’t a priority for social media!

Step into my office

Another piece of propaganda in my war to create a Pavlovian response where whenever you see a Negroni you think of me and start salivating

Let me give you a leg up

✨ Washington DC 1/21-23 ✨ Boston 2/3-4 ✨ Philly 2/11-12 ✨ Chicago 2/24-26 (Dear God, please don’t make me regret going to Chicago in February)

New piece about "Uncertainty Tolerance" is up on my Substack! It's mostly about uncertainty, but also a love letter to the Irish goodbye

Love is a rebellious bird That none can tame, And it is quite in vain that one calls it, If it suits it to refuse.

this could be us ❤️

I never ask y'all for anything*, but it is 32 degrees and I do not own a scarf right now. This is exactly what I'm looking for! And it's 50% off at J Crew! Pls help me I am so cold 🥺🥶 *contradicting evidence should be ignored!

Queen of the “will there be enough food???” to “Oh my God there is too much food” pipeline

I'm not inherently a kink provider, but that doesn't mean I won't edge a man over and over until he's whimpering and begging and writhing only to whisper "be a good boy and cum for me right now, cum for me like a good boy" in his ear and feel him melt and surrender into my arms.

can you handle me?

5 faves, 5 tags 🧑‍🍳 Food - Persian, Japanese 🍂 Season - fall 🥃 Drink - Negroni 🥵 Color - navy blue / red 📚 Hobbies - reading, writing, spending time with you 😏 @shae-ashbury.com @sheridan-sherman.bsky.social @madeleineblair.bsky.social @maxienne.com @emmagraff.bsky.social

Men who don’t love bush are losers

I love feet guys. Feet guys are always welcome.

bluesky pls