Half mermaid, half muse, half goofball

In a few days, I'll be jetting off on an adventure...catch me back in NYC (and FMTY) on Oct 14 and beyond ✨

Date night plans 💕

I have something to get off my chest...(this bra)

Angel hours

You get under my bodysuit, yes you do

Locked and loaded for cozy season

Mr. Jones by Counting Crows was playing at the store, and I must confess it is a timeless BOP. A perfect song.

What's better than Bordelle lingerie? Limited-edition Bordelle lingerie 🥳 Thanks to my Bordelle Daddy for always keeping me luxuriously outfitted 💙

Your lady of golden hour

Shucking corn is actually so fun. I could do it for a full sixteen to eighteen minutes without getting bored

My favorite vibe died, so I gave it a Viking funeral in my bathtub while playing the dirge version of Pony by Ginuwine

Caught flirting over filet and fries at Hawksmoor. I regret nothing, and it will probably happen again

Your teal treasure has arrived

The art of robing, and disrobing

Whenever I get a new inquiry and he mentions how much he loves MILFs and experienced women, I'm like, oh how nice for you....wait, *I'M* the MILF? Oh

"I planned us a fabulous date" are such magic words. I love a guy who takes initiative. It frees me up to relax, show up glowing and with eager anticipation, ready to charm and be charmed.

True GFE is when I start yapping about the Japanese doughnut shop that just opened in the neighborhood

It's time for me to replace my everyday bralettes, but I'm also like...do I just let my birds fly free, forever? Hmm

I wear the sundress, you wear the imprint of my kisses on your skin

Ooh, I love it when a hotel has a signature scent and that scent wafts out into the warm summer air... YES, Miss Hotel, you smell great! And you make me want to kiss someone's dad 🫦

New York has such unique architecture, doesn't it?

San Francisco (and Palm Springs), you spoiled me rotten 💙

Tropical tones for our steamy, steamy summer...

Packing for a tour means cramming my suitcase full of all the most eye-wateringly naughty things I own, and then being like, "Oh yeah, I should probably slip in an outfit or two for dinners and outings and stuff"

Oh damn, the way my SF sweeties have planned the BEST dates...I'm already over the moon and haven't even left NYC yet. My last availability in SF: Friday the 18th ✨

My rogue nipple and I are headed to San Francisco next week ✨ Show me around town, slurp noodles with me, or stay in and snuggle? July 16-19. Let's plan!

Him: So what are your hobbies? What do you do for fun? Me: I like to do...a lot...of things....[mind goes blank and the flying toasters screensaver from early Macintosh computers starts playing]

Something tells me you've got my back...

Still pinching myself that I got to see Sunset Blvd for the second time, AND on the heels of their three Tony wins. The atmosphere was electric. Thank you to the man who made it all possible ✨

SW is the world's oldest profession — but also the newest, because I'm the provider who's from exactly four minutes into the future! OOooOooOh!

Nooo, you see, that's my emotional support bottle of lube. Not to be confused with my primary bottle of lube, my backup lube, and my "I'm a true freak" bottle of lube

In the mood for a debaucherous weekend...

How to nail a first date: Bond over the steak frites and roast chicken at Le Crocodile, Share some desserts, Gab about our niche interests, Admire the NYC skyline over rooftop drinks, Then retreat for some kinky thrills. And THAT'S the way you do it 💕

I pretend I'm ok. But deep down, I really need an overnight where we compete to see who can make the other laugh the hardest, order pizza and cookies at midnight, and watch really silly movies

Dreamed I was in Italy...and then I woke up and I was not in Italy...this is TRAGIQUE and, frankly, unacceptable

Oh my God, I get to see Sunset Blvd on Broadway again 😭 I'm going to barf from happiness

You really haven't lived until you've seen my ass silhouetted against the Manhattan skyline

Think you could teach me a thing or two?

The Golden State is calling! I'll be swishing through San Francisco and LA this summer. When should I go? Influence my schedule by sending your fabulous date proposals. Dates 4+ hours prioritized. 💌 [email protected]

Patron saint of going commando

The way I bounce out of bed like Tigger when I have an exciting date later that day 😅 Anticipation is so very delicious.

Can't stop smiling after this stunning evening at the Met Opera soaking in their beautiful, moving rendition of La Bohème. Truly a night to remember! Let's do it again soon, my opera loving fella!

Frisky business

Clients are always shocked when I say I lift heavy in the gym. Bro, I did NOT sculpt this absolutely lethal ass and thigh combo by flicking light weights around 😉

Just loafin' around on my day off 🫐

If you like her, treat her to a steak dinner 😋

Have the brea—er, BEST week, everyone!

I get lot of requests for workplace roleplays (boss-secretary, etc.) and boy... I have WAY more fun with those than I did actually working in the corporate world! Nature is healing!

Trend alert: The upside down date. Fun first, THEN dinner, lunch, brunch, elevenses... Try it, and thank me later 😘