I think we're gonna have a froyo summer. All the hotties gonna get really into froyo

My longtime dogsitter was concerned because my dog was crying. I had to explain to her he is fine, totally fine — he's just evolved into a warbling diva who's learned to sing canine arias for treats, cuddles and a ride to another room when he's feeling really lazy

I thought I could be good...but I thought wrong

I got myself entranced with a recipe that features shishito peppers, and then the shishitos had the nerve to go out of season. Now I'm making the recipe with mini sweet peppers like a chump. They have played me for an absolute fool

Though it's not strictly necessary to send me the sexiest heels in the universe to build anticipation for our time together.... ...It surely does help. Eep, I cannot wait to wear these! ❤️

Have you ever noticed that when you order two scrambled eggs at a hotel, it's way more egg than when you make two eggs at home? Hi, I'm Shae Ashbury, and I'm here to blow the lid off of this no-stakes non-scandal

I was born to be sexy and mysterious, not to wait on hold with the IRS. But here we are.

This week, I've gone heavier with the weights I'm lifting at the gym. Oh so sore....sleep soooo gooooood

You probably picture me flirting with hot babes in DMs. Incorrect. I have been ranting about housing aesthetics in the DMs of @kittenkarlyle.bsky.social for the past hour or so, and I'm not even CLOSE to stopping

Pros of Bluesky: It tolerates sexuality, kinda Cons of Bluesky: Strangers talk to you about their farts

I got this pink beauty back from my seamstress (she needed more rehab than I could handle) and she is GLORIOUS 💕🎀

She's a 10, and she has an XXL thing of kimchi in her fridge

Blue Monday

"Don't put it off; do it right now" is a main tenet of successful adulthood, I think

I was skeptical of brown mascara because it sounds sort of suspect but, wow, it really brings out light green and gold tones in my eyes I didn't know I had 🤯 WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

Dress try-on day! Honestly, I was feeling myself in both frocks...which do we like better?

The true reward of being a cycling/Pilates/strength training girlie isn't just being strong, limber, hot, increased longevity... It's having a really flexible, decompressed spine so I can crack my back at will. I'm always popping into child's pose between sets for CRACKALACKKKKK

Ethereal, yet unforgettable

The Porterhouse for two at Keen's really is the stuff of dreams

Longwood Gardens in PA was so stunning...thank you for the invite 😉

NYC tourists are so funny. Why are you taking a photo of Whole Foods? 😭

Each morning, do you have a little check-in with your pets about how everyone slept? Or are you a monster?

It's actually illegal to visit a SW's wishlist and not buy anything off of it. You can land in the slammer for that

What lies beneath

Made it work with my leftover thread fragments 🥳 And have I mentioned the dress is baby pink? 🎀

I'm restoring a vintage dress by replacing all 15 of its old, ugly buttons with gorgeous antique carved shell buttons... I sewed 14 of 15 and ran out of the thread I was using 😭

Got my first taste of a Japanese souffle pancake. Jiggly, wiggly perfection. Slightly obsessed tbh

I can never resist a spa day invite 💦

I took a Peloton Pilates class with a new instructor (Johanna) and her sign-off message was, "Do no harm...take no shit." I shrieked...God, that's so good.

So, with the owner of OnlyFans passing away, ownership of the site will autoomatically transfer to the workers, right? 😉

Lady in (and out of) red

Let the flowers bloom🪻

Finally tried NY Pizza Suprema, but I didn't find it suprema. Just ok-ma.

Burning Man's kinda goofy for a bunch of reasons, but one thing it taught me that genuinely improved my life is the concept of MOOP (Matter Out of Place). About twice a day, I go around my house chanting "MOOP, MOOP, MOOP" and putting things back into their rightful places

Today I am making a French-style vinaigrette with cilantro instead of basil because I forgot to buy basil at the store 20 minutes ago. Please don't tell the French

The warm weather in NYC has me feeling some type of way 🤸‍♂️

Noir encore 😉

Glamour shot of my molasses granola. My best batch yet!

Okayyyyy, I finished the molasses granola and it's out of this world. It's dark, complex, a little smoky...I feel like I've unlocked a magical granola flavor portal

YESSS! Thank you for the Una Pizza Napoletana gift card! Can't wait to try this place 🍕

I'm making granola again (I can't stop! It's so delicious!) and I was short of honey and maple syrup for the sweetener, so I used molasses for about 1/3 of the sweetener... This is either the best idea I've ever had, or the worst

Back in black, and it feels soooo good 😉

Summary of reactions to my fried pizza post: 1: "Oh HELL yeah" 2: "Intriguing!" 3: "SHAE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE YOU HAD FRIED FOOD ONE (1) TIME"

I ATE THE FRIED PIZZA AND IT WAS LIKE DANCING WITH GOD

Thinking of condensing my booking form to: "What is your name? What is your quest?" I think it would yield some very interesting responses

Sweet treats from a Bluesky sweetie 💕

Happy Valentine's Day to all the lovers, seekers, sluts and pervs (and everyone else too, I guess)

My laptop is working again after a two-day break in a tub of rice! Yayyyy!!!

Swung by Vinnie's Pizzeria in Williamsburg to try the pizza and it was pretty delightful.

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