Hey friends, exciting news! My new workspace in Westminster is ready to host our adventures 😈 I’ve set new rates to incentivize y’all to come check it out: 1hr 600 90 mins 900 2 hrs 1200 (It’s not pictured here, this is an older photo from a year or 2 ago ☺️)

I still have availability in ⛰️Denver⛰️ May 15 & 16! Doubles Available with: @caraday.bsky.social , @kittenkarlyle.bsky.social & @alexapulse.bsky.social

I saw Kraftwerk last night! I need one of their light up suits 😍

Back shots (as in photos of my back 😜)

Hey Washington DC, I’m coming for a visit April 17-21!! Incalls available in central DC, outcalls to the DMV. @shae-ashbury and I will be offering duos on apr. 17 and 18 hint hint 😘😉

Who's your favorite Yellowjacket? Mine might be Misty but I also really love Van and also Natalie. I like all of them!

Please excuse the lighting in my bathroom, here’s my new tattoo with the rest of me for more context 😘

This is my new tattoo if you even care 😇

These billionaires have read Snowcrash and Altered Carbon and have watched Westworld. So have a lot of us. But we didn’t all partake of these fictional dystopias and go “gee, wouldn’t it be neat if everything sucked?”

I really want to go to Japan again but I don't want to fly anymore for multiple reasons (climate, crowds, covid, & now safety lmao). Any Glucose Guardians out there willing to send me via boat while also paying for like 2 months expenses since that's how long it would take to go there and back? 🤣

My hair is probably the longest it’s ever been! Still doesn’t quite reach my nipples, that’s my hair length goal.

I feel like my time gets disrespected a lot in this business, I know it comes with the territory. I’m just venting but it’s so lovely when someone reaches out with screening info, ready to pay a deposit 🙏🥲

My therapist suggested I make this statement my phone background bc I have a hard time with accepting my emotions and listening to my body. Anyhow I made a quick silly thing in procreate, you can use it too if ur sensitive and experience the works differently.

I hate deciding what to wear for outcalls in the winter. Hard to look cute in so many layers, but I do my best ☺️

I got a steam deck for early Christmas! What games should I buy? There’s SO MANY lol

It’s so interesting we’re forced to live in what I would call a death cult, but if a rich guy who killed millions through neglect and denial gets shot suddenly it’s uncool to be like “hell yeah”? They have done everything in their power to normalize death & we can’t celebrate when it comes for them?

It’s not that I think every client who won’t screen is going to murder me; it’s that not being willing to screen shows a lack of respect for my life and safety on par with a murderer. It makes you look real bad.

My dad showed me terminator 2: judgement day when I was like 11 and I’m still scared of liquid terminators and nuclear attacks to this day 🥹

Nerd posting but I cannot wait for the Suikoden 1& 2 remaster to come out. Suikoden 2 is my favorite jrpg besides final fantasy(s). And 1 is a really good game, too.

Since I’ve been taking selfies for marketing purposes for 12 years straight, let’s just say I got sick of it. I don’t do it as much anymore because it’s exhausting & makes me feel weird.

It’s freaking me out that Mark fucking Andreessen is talking about SWers getting debanked, like stay the fuck away from our industry you absolute degenerate 🤬 if y’all don’t know about this guy look him up.

I love having a black cat. She’s witchy, she’s anarchist, she’s a void and sometimes I can only spot her due to her little green eyes 💚💚

As some of you may know I’ve had writers block going on 4 years now. Anyway, I think it just broke! I think I wrote the hard piece that has been holding me back all these years. The dam broke.

We need better ad sites and we’re never going to get them, are we? 😢

Sex workers over 30! I’m 43

The way the entire world is going anti trans right now is so scary. I’m so scared for my friends and all of us 💔 I don’t know what to do other than to continue to love, continue to live, continue to tell all my friends I love them as much as I can.

I have plenty of availability over the next several weeks. Come hang out & cuddle & talk about/ play video games with me! Kittykarlylexo.com for more info 😘

Art post: I watched all these videos about how to get your dry fountain pen to work again… before I thought to check the cartridge?! It was dry because I was out of ink lmao

Probably most of you following here already know a lot about me bc I won’t shut up. But here’s some Kitty facts: -I have a background in professional sewing and drapery manufacturing -I like to do art and write and create zines -I lived in Sapporo for a year -sex is one of my special interests 😘

Bluesky exclusive content: this is my new kitten, Sunshine, absolutely crashed out on me.

I keep trying to make a starter pack of my friends and then when I go to post it the app is like “that starter pack can’t be found.” What does it meeeaaaannn?

Hey, I’ll be checking in here sometimes but tbh I find it really overwhelming to maintain 2 similar sm accounts 😅 I will switch to here if it really does become the new Twitter, but until then I’m here infrequently and bad at following people 😂

Men created this economy and then have the audacity to act like marginalized genders doing SW is a moral failing. It’s a moral failing to hoard wealth and exploit workers and criminalize homelessness. The fucking Bible defines morality this way!

A photo so you know I am paying a little attention to this app 😄

Well, here I am. Just following Wint for the time being 😂