It's about to be my birthday month! If you've appreciated me over the years it would be lovely to receive a gift from you for my birthday 🎂🎁🎉 no matter how small or large! For items visit marigoldgift.com/kittykarlyle and for cash gifts visit throne.com/kittykarlyle

Hey I’ll be in LA in mid February and I’m looking for a Valentine’s Day date on the 14th 💕❤️ you know how to contact me!

I've started a Throne wishlist for some of my big and small expenses and wishes throne.com/kittykarlyle

Introduce yourself as 5 concerts you've been to: Björk The Cranberries Purity Ring Kraftwerk No Doubt lol

I’m not concentrating on content at all anymore. I didn’t even go turbo with it and still found it exhausting. If you like me you just have to come see me! Or you can order a custom clip 😇

I have a new Marigold wishlist here marigoldgift.com/kittykarlyle Just in case you wanted to show your appreciation and/ or devotion 😇

I got temporarily banned on Twitter for mentioning FMTYs, but not suspended 🙃

Ready to make your dreams come true 😘

I’m going to be in LA for my birthday, I’ll mostly be busy partying with friends but if anyone would like to get together for a date on Valentine’s Day hit me up 💕

Since I’m feeling much better after my CHS diagnosis, I would really love a FMTY in 2026. As a little treat! I just require 4+ hour date plus travel fees. Make my dreams come true babes 💕 (serious inquiries only please).

Just a reminder I’m available on NYE, and also New Year’s Day for that matter. If I’ve been on your bucket list!

Happy solstice/ longest night to those who celebrate! 🌟 this holiday always reminds me of Kushiel’s Dart by Jacqueline Carey, the book that inspired me and many other nerds who become companions.

Got a haircut yesterday and my hair is still so long!

I never know what to say on Dec 17, International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers. It’s such a heavy day for me and those I love. Sex worker rights are human rights and we deserve way better than how society currently treats us. Decriminalization is just the beginning!

Hoping someone would like to buy me a switch 2 for the holidays! Email me for my cashapp or send a giftcard 😊

Had a sex dream last night about an internet celebrity I don't even follow or care about? lmao

I'm trying to follow back everyone who has followed me since I haven't been active here, but it's a big task so please be patient (by everyone I mean other SWers and not reply guys, thank you for the follow though 😘)

I should probably be paying more attention to this site since my twitter will almost certainly be banned any day now! Still going strong over there somehow, though, despite numerous nudes and lewds and linking directly to my site 😂

Hey friends, exciting news! My new workspace in Westminster is ready to host our adventures 😈 I’ve set new rates to incentivize y’all to come check it out: 1hr 600 90 mins 900 2 hrs 1200 (It’s not pictured here, this is an older photo from a year or 2 ago ☺️)

I still have availability in ⛰️Denver⛰️ May 15 & 16! Doubles Available with: @caraday.bsky.social , @kittenkarlyle.bsky.social & @alexapulse.bsky.social

I saw Kraftwerk last night! I need one of their light up suits 😍

Back shots (as in photos of my back 😜)

Hey Washington DC, I’m coming for a visit April 17-21!! Incalls available in central DC, outcalls to the DMV. @shae-ashbury and I will be offering duos on apr. 17 and 18 hint hint 😘😉

Who's your favorite Yellowjacket? Mine might be Misty but I also really love Van and also Natalie. I like all of them!

Please excuse the lighting in my bathroom, here’s my new tattoo with the rest of me for more context 😘

This is my new tattoo if you even care 😇

These billionaires have read Snowcrash and Altered Carbon and have watched Westworld. So have a lot of us. But we didn’t all partake of these fictional dystopias and go “gee, wouldn’t it be neat if everything sucked?”

I really want to go to Japan again but I don't want to fly anymore for multiple reasons (climate, crowds, covid, & now safety lmao). Any Glucose Guardians out there willing to send me via boat while also paying for like 2 months expenses since that's how long it would take to go there and back? 🤣

My hair is probably the longest it’s ever been! Still doesn’t quite reach my nipples, that’s my hair length goal.

I feel like my time gets disrespected a lot in this business, I know it comes with the territory. I’m just venting but it’s so lovely when someone reaches out with screening info, ready to pay a deposit 🙏🥲

My therapist suggested I make this statement my phone background bc I have a hard time with accepting my emotions and listening to my body. Anyhow I made a quick silly thing in procreate, you can use it too if ur sensitive and experience the works differently.

I hate deciding what to wear for outcalls in the winter. Hard to look cute in so many layers, but I do my best ☺️

I got a steam deck for early Christmas! What games should I buy? There’s SO MANY lol

It’s so interesting we’re forced to live in what I would call a death cult, but if a rich guy who killed millions through neglect and denial gets shot suddenly it’s uncool to be like “hell yeah”? They have done everything in their power to normalize death & we can’t celebrate when it comes for them?

It’s not that I think every client who won’t screen is going to murder me; it’s that not being willing to screen shows a lack of respect for my life and safety on par with a murderer. It makes you look real bad.

My dad showed me terminator 2: judgement day when I was like 11 and I’m still scared of liquid terminators and nuclear attacks to this day 🥹

Nerd posting but I cannot wait for the Suikoden 1& 2 remaster to come out. Suikoden 2 is my favorite jrpg besides final fantasy(s). And 1 is a really good game, too.

Since I’ve been taking selfies for marketing purposes for 12 years straight, let’s just say I got sick of it. I don’t do it as much anymore because it’s exhausting & makes me feel weird.

It’s freaking me out that Mark fucking Andreessen is talking about SWers getting debanked, like stay the fuck away from our industry you absolute degenerate 🤬 if y’all don’t know about this guy look him up.

I love having a black cat. She’s witchy, she’s anarchist, she’s a void and sometimes I can only spot her due to her little green eyes 💚💚

As some of you may know I’ve had writers block going on 4 years now. Anyway, I think it just broke! I think I wrote the hard piece that has been holding me back all these years. The dam broke.

We need better ad sites and we’re never going to get them, are we? 😢

Sex workers over 30! I’m 43

The way the entire world is going anti trans right now is so scary. I’m so scared for my friends and all of us 💔 I don’t know what to do other than to continue to love, continue to live, continue to tell all my friends I love them as much as I can.

I have plenty of availability over the next several weeks. Come hang out & cuddle & talk about/ play video games with me! Kittykarlylexo.com for more info 😘

Art post: I watched all these videos about how to get your dry fountain pen to work again… before I thought to check the cartridge?! It was dry because I was out of ink lmao

Probably most of you following here already know a lot about me bc I won’t shut up. But here’s some Kitty facts: -I have a background in professional sewing and drapery manufacturing -I like to do art and write and create zines -I lived in Sapporo for a year -sex is one of my special interests 😘

Bluesky exclusive content: this is my new kitten, Sunshine, absolutely crashed out on me.