I really don’t for the life of me know why I keep posting here. Twitter is my spiritual home. The chaos, the pathos, the sense that the offhanded thought can twist through the ether & become national policy. The veil between “the internet” and “real life” is very, very thin over there

Chicago, I can’t wait to see you! Please take me on the architectural boat tour? October 19-22 ✨

looking for a boy with a missing tooth to teach me how to skate backwards

— Fall & Winter 2025 — Chicago • October 20-22 Washington DC • October 27-30 San Francisco • November 10-12 Atlanta • December 1-3 Austin & Dallas • December 11-17 all other dates I’m home in NYC & available for private travel!

professional ball handler

Nothing tops bringing a sleepy man who just cuddled me all night his morning coffee. Love cosplaying as a cute little wife

Newsletter with all my fall travel plans sending shortly! SF, Dallas, Austin, Atlanta, Chicago, and DC friends… you may request an edition if you ask nicely

Boston, baby! September 15-20. Trying to catch that lecture by the Harvard geneticist who got canceled in 2018

Things that go bump in the night

take me back to Maui :’)

Journal page is now live! Password sent out in the newsletter. I might write more now that they’re sticking around and not disappearing into the ether.

the fall of man

My kingdom for an hour alone with the Twitter dev team supervising the content moderation algo

let me gather ye unto my bosom

I'm always pulled between the knowledge that sharing how well I'm taken care of gives joy to my clients & the desire to not to say anything that can be construed as "bragging".

Atlanta… I’m coming back to finish the job. June 9-12th!

Next newsletter going out tomorrow! Got the link to subscribe in my bio there, may I suggest you make use of it 🫡

San Francisco! I'm returning June 16-19th. I'll bring the jeans but the heels are staying home-- I'm ready to break out my Birks!

He said I couldn’t leave Boston without seeing the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum, and he was right! It felt like your kooky old aunt’s house, if your aunt was the Baroness Rothschild

This little angel is in DC at the end of the month! May I suggest we get handsy at the National Archives?

A lil’ sneaky pete

One of my biggest worries is getting deplatformed on Twitter—I’ve put so much love and energy into that account and I rely on it to connect me to my community. To hedge against this, I maintain a healthy mailing list and try to save all the best bits of myself (and newest news) for subscribers.

Boston—take me to lunch next week? 🕊️

Just updated my site with my all-inclusive private travel options, including the West Coast and the South! I would like to be invited down to Atlanta for reasons that absolutely do not involve twisting railroad ties or fire… hehehe

Did your parents ever confiscate a book from you because it was too filthy for your age?

Ready to cozy up with a steamy read? I’m revealing the ways companionship has changed my outlook on love, men & the human condition in my next newsletter. Sending on Sunday!

Im never leaving the bird app because the hot takes are too great and I’m also deeply concerned about the echo chamber effect of leaving a mixed-leaning platform

Missing the San Francisco sunshine on this snowy February day… can’t wait to come back this Spring!

(horniest a guy has ever been) so tell me about your favorite maneuver of the Overland Campaign

one ping, Vasily. one ping only!

I want a Celine toiletry bag but filled with these guys

Had some of the best rogering of my life this week in DC. Anxiety about the state of the republic is raising all kinds of blood pressure and I’m utterly loving it

If you look at the progression of my Twitter you can tell when I really started making money because there’s a distinct shift in tone from overly optimistic and slightly fake to unpolished earthy realism

alexa, play "blue" by leeann rimes

Very much enjoying how many people have one post from like, two years ago and then a torrent of content from the last week. This thing feels fresh!

Hi sweet potatoes! Very curious to see how this whole migration shakes out. I will not be abandoning my first and truest love (regardless of policy changes) but I am excited to share more freely of myself here, and hopefully reconnect with all my old amigos.