Whenever I find out a wrestler I like a bunch is going to WWE, I’m always a little bummed. Never for their wallet, of course - it’s just that it feels like when a friend tells you your favorite dish is now available at Applebees. I love filet mignon, but I don’t want to eat it out of a microwave

So… uh, do I have any friends who are knowledgeable with filing for trademarks?? 😂😂😭😂

One time AJ styles had a full conversation with me in the bathroom while we were both in the stall, unable to see each other. He talked about how sore he was and how gassy he had been. He thought I was Icarus. I never corrected him. Happy retirement, champ

Yeah they like my cool powerbomb but they’ll never know I’m ranked 300 in the world in VR Tennis

BIG Brain move taking bts shots at wrestlings shows @justregulartom.bsky.social 💖🙏💪

Super unpopular opinion, one with loads of nuance and probably not suited for social media but here we are. I don’t think that checking up on old friends (or ex-friends) who have done bad shit is bad. I think it’s actually good. If the goal is accountability and reformation, this is how to do it.

As a lifelong Danny McBride hater, Righteous Gemstones changed me. He’s got the stuff. He and this whole show rule

10 Years!!!

Started playing Expedition 33 a few weeks ago. It never hooked me, always felt clunky, couldn’t get parries right, everything felt like shit. Then I figured out it was on quality and not performance mode. Switched it and now this feels like one of the best games ever. Hollyyyyyy shit.

My computer just crashed, deleting all the edits of the photos I took from the last wrestling show. I still have the RAW files, but now must say goodbye to the 2 weeks I spent working on those 😭

The first of Smackdown I’ve watched in a long long time and it’s just Kit Wilson’s entrance over and over again

Marty Supreme holy mozz sticks

Watching Sidney Crosby nut on the Canadiens while the Penguins haven’t won in a month. This is the only Christmas present I need

Body is finally in a place where I can train regularly again. Brain is so excited to go back to class for the first time in years. Excited to fail, grow, learn. Pumped.

There are not enough wrestlers talking about the wonders of apple fitness plus

This is a perfect day to watch Dune and play Magic The Gathering

I used to have a mentor who would compare social media to a public pool. He would talk about the pointing fingers and “combative” parts were like when someone would pee in the pool. The only way to win isn’t to start pissing in the pool, it’s to get up and leave the pool.

Watching Magic Championships just to try and hope that Jesse Robbin pulls out the W. Putting my hand on my iPhone like I’m 14 and watching a CM Punk promo again

Just took NyQuil I’m excited to spend the next 8 hours sleeping while becoming a pilot for the Star Wars Rebellion or wind up working in a rubber band factory let’s see what happens

What must I sacrifice to get a Skyrim sequel

Apple Fitness plus is like, the best kept secret for subscription models I’ve seen. 1000% bang for your buck (for me) and gets use every day

Played 2 back to back games as goalie yesterday, I havent felt like I was gonna throw up that hard, for that long in a long time. Came to the bench asking for gum to try and avoid wretching, then my team started chanting “Big” My little heart was soaring

Good guys win 7-4! One of the most amazing days of my life, one of the hardest skates I’ve ever had. I love hockey and I love my team. Electric Mayhem forever

Tonight Electric Mayhem plays at the Wells Fargo Center!!!

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

Feeling like I need to start a class action lawsuit after seeing Wicked2

Independent wrestling isn’t dead but it is fucking boring

Dispatch is an unbelievably great game

Joining the trend! 10 Games to know me

Last night I was LOCKED IN and I got absolutely DESTROYED 😂😂

Tried to re-tape my stick, got creative and tried to do my best katana wrap out of shoelace. Feels sturdy, won’t tear up my gloves. Fingers crossed I can shoot with it and I’m gonna feel so sick

Me looking at the one land in my hand as someone on the table just cleared my fuckin board out

Crazy to think that the guy who said "Fuck" in the first 30 seconds of announcing a CHIKARA show is now a very famous political influencer. He's on my feed CONSTANTLY and my first thought is always the hushed, ominous feeling throughout a small midwest venue, knowing someone's getting chewed out

NEW: I spoke to original Halo devs about that ICE Halo post One: "abhorrent” Another: "Using Halo imagery in a call to ‘destroy’ people because of their immigration status goes way too far, and ought to offend every Halo fan, regardless of political orientation” www.gamefile.news/p/halo-ice-d...

Just had an 8 hour lucid dream that I was on Survivor. That’s gotta mean something. That’s like level 6 manifesting

Playing in my first disc golf tournament today, warming up by blasting 3 6 Mafia and doing push ups in my living room. I’m coming with a different (worse) energy than everyone else

I would love to get into basketball but this has soccer levels of embellishment and selling and it makes me wanna throw up.

Mmm Kay

Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday! If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜

I think it’s really cool when a bunch of people in wrestling who have influence* get together to make fun of someone struggling with addiction. Feel like I never need, but constantly get a reminder that pro wrestling is filled with teenagers begging for attention like a middle school class clown

I play bass with the same skill of a toddler playing with an iPad

Just sat down at the movies and trailers just started. It’s so loud I’m pretty sure it gave me a colonoscopy

Taking an edible, housing a red baron pizza and playing video games feels so good it should be illegal

Just found out I’m playing hockey at the Wells Fargo Center (where the Flyers play) on Nov 22nd. If you wanna come out and watch the best hockey you’ve ever seen played in that arena lmk

Got my own assist on my goal last night!

I’m not kidding. The first wrestler to get proficient at making CapCut edits like the anime tik toks is gonna blow up like Danhausen. No one is doing anything even close to this space, let alone doing it well. It’s right there

Beat a team so badly, and hit someone so hard that they purposely fell and broke my stick. :) I had to buy a new stick :( I have to buy a new stick :)

I’ve spent 44 hours on Final Fantasy to get to chapter 28 Feels like I’m not even close to the end- so I google “How Many Chapters in FF16” 68. SIXTY-EIGHT. THATS GONNA MAP OUT TO OVER 100 HOURS. MAYBE150. What the fuckkkkkkk

I just watched Seth Jarvis eat uncooked chicken, swallow it and say “a little underdone but it builds character” What the fuck. Wrestlers move over, hockey players are now the dumbest athletes

I’m not exaggerating when I tell you I missed 6 empty net goals last night. 6. SIX. This is high performance