Happy Caturday! 🐈

Little baby says hi!

Mama cat gave birth. This is the baby! Almost 3 weeks old! 😍

I’m confused. I thought he was a pedo? If so, didn’t know CNN would go as low as to put so many pedophiles on their website.

I’m so tired of living in a country with the most incompetent government ever. All the Democrats had to do was nothing and they can’t even fucking do nothing right. Fuck Schumer and the other spineless fucks that voted with him. Eat the driest shit ever.

Wonder what I said that got me unsubscribed. Fascist party of crybabies. #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

You first. Piece of shit.

Keep educating yourself. The app Libby is a wonderful resource. A library card is incredibly powerful and useful. Don’t let anyone take your questions away unless it’s to answer them.

Nobody expects anything more from you Fallon. People are laughing at you but not in the way you think. You’re a shit person, treat your crew like shit and of course you’ll fall in line with the regime.

Interesting that Hegseth doesn’t want fat generals or fat anyone in the military. Fair enough. Is he going to explain this to the Cheeto in Chief?? Last time I checked he is obese. Wait, what am I saying? They’re scared of the fat ass. Not me though. FUCK YOU FAT ASS DRAFT DODGER DICTATOR TRUMP.

You can NOT be serious. Our fucking dumb ass Orange Dictator really fucking believes in MedBeds? What in the entire fuck is wrong with MAGA? A fucking Nazi party full of fucking idiots. I’m 100% convinced nobody has told them that movies aren’t real. They truly act like they’re in an action movie

Mama Brownie just can’t wait for the babies to be born!

I ask the beautiful people of Bluesky for a favor. Please share my GoFundMe for a pair of what we think are sister cats, one of which is pregnant. I work in a library so we all know the pay isn’t the best, I want to get them spayed (after she gives birth of course) If you can donate, thank you!

You people trying to rewrite the history of who Charlie Kirk was are pathetic. He used his organization to bully, dox and attack people he didn't agree with. Free speech my ass. He was one of the worst aspects of American politics. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

To MAGA From Me ♥️

I'm holding my tongue for now, but if you fuckers in the media don't stop trying to eulogize Charlie Kirk like he was Ted Kennedy or Bob Dole I am going to tell everybody what I think about that hate filled son of a........like I said I am currently holding my tongue, for now.

All I got to say is.. TOTS AND MOTHERFUCKING PEARS!!!

Anyone that can look at this picture and still want to deport, fuck you and every person you love.

Geez...... woke up from a nap to find out that Cracker Barrel has changed their logo. WTF is this fresh hell?

Why is this news?

I never liked him. I think he’s a horrible actor and very bland and vanilla. Now he disgusts me too.

Hey Dunkin’, I don’t think these are munchkins..

What’s the test? If they graduated grade school?

I guess this is a plan B since acting never really worked out. Quick, grab the relevancy while you still can!!

FUCKING PICK THEM YOURSELVES ASSHOLES!! They got what they wanted and who they wanted. Fuck all the way out of here if you think I’m going to give a rats fucking ass about your trials and tribulations.

They accuse the left of not supporting people because of political beliefs and yet… So what would happen if she came out and said she’s changed her mind? Would he suddenly not love her ad? Fuck him and everyone that voted for him. There is no redeeming quality for you left. #FuckTrump

I love this man. (Not the orange reject, I’ll celebrate the day he croaks) #FuckDonaldTrump #StephenColbertIsGOAT

I get tired of people thinking I like to correct them. I just like facts.

#2 and #3 stories are the same damn story. Why does anyone remotely care that David Beckham had a DIY haircut mishap?? Guess who has them all the time? People that can’t afford to go to the barber or salon. Celebrities. They’re just like us poor folk. 🙄🙄

Most of this “press conference” is this lunatic yelling at the media. This guy is so obsessed with his press coverage that he can’t even function.

I doubt they’d care. Go away. #KevinSpaceyIsGross

Thanks to everyone that doesn’t believe in climate change. Always thinking of you when the weather is extreme. #Losers #MAGASucks #FuckTrump #FuckBozoAndHisBlowUpDollsWedding

Facts matter.

My response. I’m tired of these people that get paid to do this work asking us to do it for them. It’s Monday. They get attitude.

BREAKING: Donald Trump says Elon Musk was "wearing thin" and then "went CRAZY" after he asked him to leave the White House

What really pisses me off though is Musk clearly is hinting that he bought the election for Cheeto and yet nothing will be done about it. Can some of these politicians DO SOMETHING?? Our government is so fucking weak and spineless.

Get your popcorn ready.

The girls are fighting. 🍿

Maybe if you listened to the millions of people that said MAGA was a cult you wouldn’t need to turn down a pardon because you wouldn’t have stormed the fucking capitol..

Look at this artifact I found at work.

Hard pass LinkedIn.

He has the approval of fucking serial killers. But if this was Biden or Obama, FauxNews and the rest of the fucking cult would still be talking about it today. Funny how Obama hasn’t been been President for almost a decade and this Cheeto Nazi won’t stop talking about him. #SizeEnvy

I dedicate this to the entire Republican/MAGA party but especially Donnie 😘 #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA

So does anyone know who I could contact about a disabled man that is still missing but it’s likely he died due to neglect from his drug addicted girlfriend and was probably in the house with at least 20 deceased cats and now the house is being auctioned? It’s so sad how little people care.

All our relations 🆘💙🇺🇸

They’re shrinking the bananas. When Biden was in office I was able to get a banana anyone would be proud of. Instead we get this. Size matters folks.