why’s reba kinda giving aphex twin here

Ginger’s stuck where Robbie Turner’s uber driver left her

lmao the bar in banff where the slaycation girls are performing at is the place where I got cut off and almost kicked out for accidentally spitting in the bartenders face while ordering my drink back in 2012 😭

guys I’ve been forced to watch so many British Chinese takeout tik toks that I’ve been obsessed with getting myself Chinese food and I ordered so much all for myself

literally every time I hear my voice recorded:

my DMs are open

I broke my favourite ceramic serving dish because my bag slipped out of my hands and it fell on the floor with the dish inside

good morning and merry christmas! I’m celebrating by making eggnog french toast and breakfast sausage for my friend and listening to kate bush singing about fucking a snowman ☃️

ok blanquette de limoux >>> prosecco / cava

I roasted calatrava olives and orange peel and grapes with rosemary and fennel seed and I’m watching Elf and drinking Blanquette and St Germain and I’m preparing a lamb dinner and I love being a refined bachelor at christmas!!

passed my french language proficiency tests for the good job application ohhhhhhhh je suis excité!!

people died!!

people died!!

my glasses just snapped in half at the bridge when I sat down at my desk this morning… I have a -7/-8 prescription

It’s giving star! Cum!

the haircut I needed

my ex bf just called me a lispy poz sagittarius fahg in the group chat

C’mon man

my dad calling me to say that he has a heart condition that requires surgery but is mostly upset that his new medication means he’s not allowed to take aspirin anymore

was just invited to interview for a better internal position (still not as good as the montreal job) also the interview is today

on track to get a job much better than my current one but that would also require me to commute to montreal 3 days a week…….

"These sugarplums ain't shit." *twenty minutes later*

GET A JOB STAY AWAY FROM HER

please take a moment to appreciate Tesla's epic accomplishment of coming dead last in the auto industry in reliability, despite making relatively expensive cars with a tiny fraction of the moving parts www.consumerreports.org/cars/which-b...

50 Words For Snow!!

get into it

in a sea of honey a sky of honey

it’s very weird being someone who comes from the creative field/front end development working with a bunch of regular IT people because one of our systems had a major UI change and no one in our gc understood what I was talking about when I pointed it out lol

listening to loreena mckennitt’s christmas album and making spaghetti with tomato juice, butter, and fishsticks (old family recipe) 😌🥰

Companies wanting users to create free AI for them. Meanwhile this is what the people will create

the small language model arrived

no one: Lady Dimitrescu:

why is karine vanasse wearing a purse as a top on the traitors canada?

open.spotify.com/album/1l1gFL... crazy that this album is not turning 20 next year because it was in fact only just released

putting up the tree!

Incredible to fire someone after revelations came to light in a book you excerpted.

What if it was Yule?

I love how the next Quebec election will basically be like 2007 again (but more racist lol)

Knowing her family history of grifting + attention seeking, the fact that the account that reported on this was created just days before the incident, + how off-rubric the essay was, I believe Samantha Fulnecky failed on purpose to create a lucrative media cycle based on manufactured outrage

the youth over on X the everything app are arguing that the word “trade” should not be used by “yt gays” because it was popularized (?) by Drag Race which appropriated it from ballroom culture

I don’t use Spotify, but this is my listening age

well

well sorta kinda

we’re losing the ancient texts

hey I’m gonna take the opportunity of World AIDS Day to do some cringe but important sloganeering and say U=U HIV is not a crime Get tested often if you’re having sex PrEP = a very safe and effective way to stop the spread of HIV Poz ppl should be at the center of AIDS activism