posting like reba talking about her breakfast

just sang Laura by The Scissor Sisters at karaoke

I just showed this to my zoomer situationship and he started singing “we are young” by fun at me while pointing and laughing

Analysts Say Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger Offers Best Shot At ‘Sex And The City’ Reboot Starring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles https://theonion.com/analysts-say-paramount-warner-bros-merger-offers-best-shot-at-sex-and-the-city-reboot-starring-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles/

guys I’m so rusty at driving and people in montreal are mean on the roads

when you spend an hour huffing his armpits so your mustache kinda smells/tastes like them on the bus ride home:

women of a certain age

went over to a guy’s house for a hookup and he was really nice and handsome then after an hour of seemingly great conversation he said he wasn’t into having sex with me 😮‍💨

and there’s the apartment where a dutchman named garry with a biohazard tramp stamp taught me how to take a fist while introducing me to the music of jimmy somerville and bronski beat 😍

just found out that one of the twitter gays I dislike is a recovering addict and that makes me hate him less

I love how small my country is

I have eaten the guac that came with the tacos and which I knew would destroy my stomach forgive me i am nauseous so smooth and creamy

I was so obviously a little princess from the start

when your purse is fish

I ❤️ yall

that’s right

don’t make unnecessary journeys!

oh okay

Andromeda's a big, wide open galaxy Nothing in it for me except a heart that's lazy

Nasty pig son or nice restaurant daughter

I think the grocery store mislabeled Pink Lady apples for Honeycrisp, like I’m mad!!

Jason Schwartzman in a behind the scenes photograph from the set of Sofia Coppola’s Marie Antoinette, 2006

LFG!

I love them 😍

the bad news is that I’ve probably gained 10lbs this winter and barely fit my work clothes. the good news is that montreal is infinitely more walkable than ottawa, so

oh she’s happy

taking the STM after a year of suffering the work commute on OC Transpo, I’m so happy I could cry

taking the STM after a year of suffering the work commute on OC Transpo, I’m so happy I could cry

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

my dad just complimented my excellent french grammar in a group chat message with him and my aunt but I’m too shy to tell him that i used google translate

made good soup for dinner

ordered my steak frites rare and it came well done

did it again!

average person cheering for war in iran

went outside. heard of it?

once again learning the lesson that 30 seconds of a j/o session later and I can be absolved of all horniness for at least another 24 hours, and no, I do not have to download grindr or open sniffies again

Michael Rappapoot at The Traitors reunion

I’m at karaoke and I just bodied Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger YES I am cofounder YES!!

Little Amsterdam. In a southern town. Hominy, get it on the plate gorl.

treat me right, I’m still a Gagasdóttir

hi

why am I the type of annoying party guests that asks a room full of gay men when they think we’ll have hiv non-disclosure decriminalization or what everyone at the sex party thinks about queers against apartheid at toronto pride?

can’t believe this is my last week of commuting/work in ottawa and I’m moving back to my hometown next month

Just read “females” like “tamales”

the way that this was literally my art practice and the way that I would talk about it to people

I can’t unhear this

I’m obsessed with Johnny and Tara but my god neither of them is the sharpest crayon in the box

every few months I go semi viral on the hell site for posting this picture with a caption like, “just ate a ham sandwich”