learned a cool thing i could do, cool new sentence type called: "lying"

2027 will be the year i post porn

Decided to overhaul some changes to my cm sheet for this year

gen z has forgotten about shrimp on sale at this hour

you can Suck my. Google Balls

i found the og for the curious

im hesitant on making this a game

soundcloud.com/yogurtshack/... more tracks dropped

Ahh so if you’re new to Bluesky and you wanna grow here, I have a few tips: 1. take the pingas molly IMMEDIATELY and have the worst fucking night of your life

baby no money has constructed gigantes

Right after my therapy session, this image flashed into my head, and I had to recreate it

i have vague memories of watching stuff from am64 but i can barely remember most of it sadly

Isabelle discourse on bluesky

forsaken fanart

why say hot takes when you can say hot gives, its the season of giving after all

phae if she was public domain

of all things to base an oc on, I based it on a ds flashcart. she eats ds roms for breakfast #oc

would you do this to tommy tallerico??? would y

I think bsky is suggesting something but i don't know what, maybe its @googleballs.com

she's never pet a cat before @citrusrobber.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo

matte fumo @citrusrobber.ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.ooo

found a cockroach in the bathroom that i immediately killed and flushed

can someone out there with like a bajillion dollars recreate this video in fortnite with kit sidekicks

i still think about this clip a lot

new years eve jackbox went well

dropping a boogie bomb in a crowd of dancing people and the only song it plays is the brown note

i do a funny little dance to remove your hemorrhoids

It's the season, so i might as well post this thing i made a few years ago.

when i was a kid i was told if all the colors were the same you would win a toy

fuck expedition 33 they won custody over my child

foreshadowing is a

sometime if i think hard enough i really am doggy

🐶Growing up too fast

okay i see why theyre following a bunch of people

*visibly vibrating* (i ate 12 massage toys and dont know what to do)

you'll see the coolest project out there only for it to be made in scratch itd be cool if you could compile and export scratch projects to offline .exe files

i dont think i was meant to pull out this sword

white woman goes to chinese restaurant and CONCERNS waiter by ordering in tongues not fit for this mortal coil

we go into skyrim and say "oi oi oi.... baKA" and it works just like the shouting magic thing and you fly 90 miles away in the span of 2 minutes

while searching for a drawing, i discovered a random one-off original character im calling her melody because she is a melon

guys 2026 is not my year already i broke a big purple vase when i was doing zoomies and now im really ujpset [joke]