“This Mario was a killer. I looked back at the screen. The title sold it. The title read: Mario Teaches Dying.”

democracy sucks

how's everyone doing I just finished the skate. tutorial

look for me in the papers tomorrow i'm getting crunk with My Boy over Dinner

getting in the habit of making stupid YTP-esque edits whenever I'm bored and I watched iron man 2 today so it was fresh in my head

original artist who drew this ralsei: gerdew.art (BS) #ralsei

this bot fucking sucks but when I see an opportunity to do a funny I take it

by ballpitbee.bsky.social

sorry guys

What’s better than a skunk…? 2 skunks! What’s better than 2 skunks…? 2 skunks with magic! Whatever’s happening behind you must be pretty serious for them pull out their weapons. Starting Skunktember off good with this amazing animation from @darkivory47.bsky.social, thank you once again Ivory!!

fucking based

✨🏳️‍⚧️ Belated Pride Comic (1/4) 🏳️‍⚧️✨

fucking bap

Oh yeah it's skunktember... I wonder if I should accidently share my account with this gremlin again like I did on April fools day 🤔

He's on his way! It's his month now! ^w^

For some reason, some people seem to insist that I'm NOT a complete and utter moron, no matter what I say. Well, at long last, I finally have concrete video proof that I AM.

the skunkening is upon us

tiktok has ruined me I just heard "DARLING HOLD MY HAAAAND" blasting from the tv in my parents' room and just instinctively braced for impact only to be pleasantly surprised by the rest of the song playing as normal without a british lady advertising vacations over it

SHUT THE FUCK UP MY SHIT IS ON!!!!

I've been seeing this video reposted onto my timeline over and over and over again ever since it it was made and every time I see it I have to stop whatever I'm doing to watch it

yeah I think I'm good

friendly reminder that Ctrl + Shift + Alt + Windows Key + L is a real keyboard shortcut on Windows and all it does is open LinkedIn via your default browser

"he was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?" guy who's never heard of straight people: I'd appreciate it if you did actually

The ralsei plush might be one of the best crafted pieces of merch ever.

TEAM CHERRY PUT A 50% SALE ON HOLLOW KNIGHT GUYS, NOW IS THE TIME TO PLAY THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY!

you would not believe your eyes

🦨 Skunk Designs 🦨 #furry | #adoptable ⬇️ claim below ⬇️

this was 100% worth the time it took to edit

I painted the goober

a gift for @wesfluff.bsky.social ^^ fuit

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🦨 SKUNK DESIGN 🦨 #furry | #adoptable ⬇️ claim below ⬇️

I don't like the way you're looking at me but free shit is free shit

🌹 skunk design 🌹 ⬇️ claim below ⬇️

alien abduction!!!

based on a real interaction I had in a blitz match not too long ago

DELTARUNE 64 #Rop3D

I'm so glad I turned off my discord activity visibility because I'm sure people would have things to say about some of what I listen to. like how am I supposed to explain to my friends that I'm unironically listening to a drum & bass remix of cbat

kris one day in their house for some reason: