The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.

my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck

Anatomy of a Worm

turns out i did not get a harrod body pillow for christmas and god has left me. immmmmmmmmmmmmm ammmmmmmmmmmm DOOOOOOOOMED!

chrrishmos

pretty lame christmas mainly cuz parents arguing nonstop but hey i got sum cool shit (those fuckin uh. wheels for. xboxes. the uh. the racing sim ones. yeah) and a shirt i already owned oh and 50 bucks which i will never be allowed to use

tip for new bluesky users: find my pages

dooooooooosh

how they talk about the default bluesky discover tab:

found a GEM.

I Am The Grinch. I Will Assimilate Into The Form Of Saint Nicholas. I Will Fool Them All.

probably not gonna be online much tomorrow,,, my choice tho,,,,, ill be fine. Yah,

i used to have this really shitty thomas toy when i was 4 and it smelt like paint and rubber and i used to lick it and basically breathe it in all the time and i think its left long term effects on me i also licked the metal part of it what was wrong with me

new animation :3

money spread

i havent looked at porn in 4 days... it may actually be over... /pos

ho ho ho

i still find it funny how i was never meant to be born technically. i was quite literally an accident. we ball

The piss tank on the ISS is now 61% full.

paws at yuo

yaaawbn

i can barely eat

just found out that pcsx2 added ps5 game support recently

i love gay peopleeeee oughhh queers drools everywhere yeahhhh

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

They’re silly

scratches ass with malicious intent

makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies

If Dat Onion Ring …. U must Pick Up 📞

thanks qrm7ag2fcs i need d this

they put bbno$ in my singing monsters for a reason. look.

this is what around 5 months of homosexuality gets you methinks. happy birthday @kanonen-futter.bsky.social ,,, <3

Life with Bronze The GoAnimator VATF DX | S4 Ep.01 : Hobbykids stands up for Gina

everytime me and her have a really saccharine conversation iwanna roll myself up like a joint and cry /vpos

files.catbox.moe/ceasei.mp4 my name! is! trickshoooot!

This is one of the more dumber things i've edited, lol

𐂂 Im Dere.

if you like pears you scare me a bit

Did anyone catch the new FOP episode

We Just Thought Joe Rogan Looked Like The Snowman From Jack Frost (1998)

im not an objectum but id give this thing a big kiss. its so fat. for what.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

i dont quite think his mother'll be proud of this...