THE TOMATO IS COMING BACK!!

The piss tank on the ISS is now 67% full.

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-02-14)

peanut x bino one-sided kismesissitude

Game: Poopity Scoop Console: PlayStation Created by: DeadAstros Uploaded on: September 7th, 2018

prances around gayly, pissing you off

makes me mad when people think the app is actually called "the wrong fuckin' app". i believe it is titled the "bat to the pants" app and he was just proclaiming how he did not mean to select such an app

the quietest person you know talks mad shit to people online

is this still funny

the robot is attacking the computor

sollux captor doodle

Might have to hop on this Mario Tennis thing 🤔

🌸 - I REWATCHED THIS VIDEO FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT IT PULLED ME INTO A TRANCE.

peanut sammich up in it oh!!!

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

where many of you eat

They should make RateMyProfessor but for pussy.

:B #homestuck #janecrocker

#homestuck #hsbc

I'm tryna break into JobTwt.

(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad) me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now? caesar: i think... i will invent a salad me: what will you call it, your glory? caesar: julius's salad me: close caesar: julius's epic salad

sack five hundred nineteen

“Ash Ketchum was obviously walking in Unova. Obviously, Slenderman attacked. Then, obviously, Pikachu killed Slenderman. And obviously, I almost forgot how to spell obviously, and this is the end.. OBVIOUSLY.”

Friendship ended with HBO Max Tubi is now my best friend

im fucking sick of the ratchet and clank game titles being coy little innuendos. the new ratchet and clank game will be called Ratchet and Clank Ejaculate

Ratchet & Clank if Insomniac locked the fuck in

"how many wolves does it take to change a lightbulb" none. this one eated it

www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2009/0... Hover text: Cut On The Dotty Line

Esme the Mutant Freak

Housepets! - Valentines OF TOMORROW www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2026/0...

“If there are 3 things I like, it's Batman, movies, and Legos. So when I heard about The Lego Batman Movie, I was pumped.”

#hourly #dook https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/dook/photo_934@06-11-2017_22-26-03.jpg

Was listening to mario kart world ost and got jumpscared

December Patreon Illustration ❄️

Hello, naked homeless guy! Want a beer?

THE ZEIT ZEIGER (2026-02-12)

WE'RE HOMELESS NOW YOU FUCKING MORON!!

#MiscreantsComic No. 212 - Bad Dream (2/12/26)

I DIDNT HAVE TO PRESENT A PROJECT CUS THE TEACHER COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT ME!!!!!!! BEING A BACKGROUND CHARACTER FINALLY PAYED OFF!!!

sorry whenever i see this incidental i have to post the video