Looks like immortality has plagued the Michigan football team and its last two head coaches. I can’t think of a better man to right the ship than one William Christopher Swinney.

"The grandma who starts smoking or drinking again; the grandpa who starts trying to feel up women in public. It’s terrifying even when they’re powerless, knowing that a familiar mind is gone, replaced by an ungoverned one, driven by an adolescent array of misfiring impulses." @mobute.bsky.social

Clemson University President Nikki Haley 🤮 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Can’t imagine wiping my own ass without ChatGPT

Going to be such a buzzkill when I’m celebrating Dems retaking the house and suddenly remember this flaccid penis will be the speaker.

Just amazing that a lot of Democrats refuse to run on a platform that largely consists of vilifying these people but will opine about how they are interested in learning more about some nerds “the ceiling is the roof” agenda.

Love this game. My daughter has it set up on a table in her room and we always get in a few games before I tuck her in.

how is the book coming along? @jaketapper.bsky.social

Hate ChatGPT but Kiffin should have used it for his introductory speech because that shit sucked lol

I take Wikipedia for granted. Reading this Jimmy Wales interview reminded me in our Fantasyland age what a remarkable and important creation it is. True pillar of civilization. Runs on only $200 million a year. Requires our support. So I’m finally donating. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/10/18/m...

Recently told some people who are about 10-15 years younger than me about this and they refuse to believe it.

I just hope everybody is open and honest about the fact that the first hugely consequential example of “Don’t give a fuck about the playoffs I’m trying to get paid” was a white 50 year old coach who was already a millionaire and not a player like all the old white dudes said it would be.

10 should be benched. Just watched his dude catch the ball and gave up.

Great weekend of Clemson BRADsketball

No idea if Chris Denson will be a good QB or not but it’s just amazing that he wasn’t utilized at all this year considering how dog shit their run game was this year. Especially in short yardage situations.

Casey is the best in the world at writing this specific kind of piece, she's been doing it since forever, we're blessed to have her curiosity and clarity on display for something that can be so nebulous both in the abstract and in attempting to visualize it concretely.

Texas is one of the worst places in the world so I’m sure hot wheels will give him some sort of award.

He left a lot of clues.

I was not aware of this story, and I'm guessing that the University of Virginia wanted it that way augustafreepress.com/news/shame-o...

This is a yikes too. He gets dogwalked by Susan Collins even though Generic Dem has a 9 pt margin. What I find funny is that the median Maine voter sees his tattoo and comments about sexual assault as a non-starter but we had how many people defending that shit here on Bluesky?

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

Democrats flipped the Mayor's office in Lyman, SC in conservative Upstate Spartanburg County. In 2024, the county went for Trump by 66%-33%.

Wow. Those scrappy little underdog Dodgers pulled it off.

lmao are you shitting me

Wow idk how Maine dems are going to recover from the oyster man having a Nazi tat. I’m beginning to think they may have to do the unthinkable and fall back on the incumbent governor who is very popular.

Another year of sucking ass in short yardage situations. I like that we have an overpaid offensive line coach that Kirby Smart worked so hard he tapped out of the profession for two years but that isn’t a problem at Clemson.

Vizzler has zero pocket awareness. Feels like he’s going to get blown the fuck up at some point today.

Somebody in Sellers life who cares about him should tell him to shut it down. SCAR’s o-line is going to get him hurt.

Very happy for Tony Elliott. Unbelievably impressive human who was running the largest Michelin plant of its kind in the world when he was in his mid 20’s lol

A million little acts like this a day. Let’s go.

The only other bad team Clemson has had under Dabo was in 2010 and they were way more enjoyable to watch than this current group. Fought hard all year and lost like 6 one score games. Almost knocked off Cam and Auburn in OT.

Played it up even more in the post game presser and I love how people will analyze his mood and tone instead of just realizing he’s a white southerner raised on pro wrestling who loves to play his part. bsky.app/profile/cjze...

Noted left-wing disinformation merchants (checks notes) the Cato Institute

Major props to Adam Randall because God knows I wouldn’t have been running that hard on a 3rd and 22 handoff 😭

This off-season when people asked me about Clemson I basically said it would be hard to complain about a year where we beat SCAR, won the conference and made the playoffs. They looked stunned that I didn’t predict them to win multiple playoff games or make the Natty lmao

So the Greenville County social studies teacher would have been good if he had made those comments in a video with a “civil” tone? GTFO.

they did a cat scan on this lady and the computer just made a slide whistle sound

You cannot in the same sentence claim to be unfamiliar with someone’s views and then say they’ve been inaccurately or incompletely reported. You do see how that doesn’t make sense, right?

When a white gunman massacres black or hispanic people and literally writes in a manifesto “Yeah I’m doing it because of their race and also here’s a list of my favorite youtubers” they still don’t think it’s fair to say they inspired violence.

Been suspicious of this dude since day one and the fact that he can make dumb people look dumb on Fox News doesn’t change that.

Carrie Underwood sunday night football song is so fucking awful lmao. Just whiny ass bellowing.

We look like complete shit.

Thank you for posting on an app. Your posting on an app is exactly what we need to do to defeat this fascist regime. Do not let black people enjoy their lives when they could save the country by posting!!!!

Lmao

look forward to beating up on a bunch of mediocre teams over the next several weeks and then having this exact same shit happen again when they play another talented team

Getting inside the 5 yard line twice and coming away with zero point is a nice recipe to lose. Anyways, fuck Texas.

Thanks to Taylor Swift for making that post right in the middle of a three hour grad class I’m in. It’s me and 18 women who are all in their early 20’s. The instructor knew there was no point in continuing. I enjoyed getting home a little early. I wish the happy couple all the best.

Why do these guys who fucking suck at working out keep putting themselves on tv working out?