day 45 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

Hands down the funniest thing anyone has ever typed in mastodon

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: HEALTH (50) 16 Horsepower (36) Cradle of Filth (18) Spiritkiller (14) Tom Waits (13). #myweekcounted 611 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

I AM GOING TO SEE 16 HORSEPOWER IN NIJMEGEN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH If they play Heel on the Shovel I am going to scream (quietly). www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymSR...

Steve is a god amongst men. Impeccable design, astounding person.

When you bring an amazing friend who is a photographer to your shows, he makes you look pretty. Niels Vinck for life.

@terzijdehorde.bsky.social review door @3voor12utrecht.bsky.social! "Het gaat snel, hard en van haast apocalyptische proporties. Het geluid van Terzij de Horde is groots, met een kracht die iedereen en alles kan verpletteren, maar tegelijkertijd juist ook sterk verbindend is." <3

pals you gotta quit spotify

Vanavond zijn we bij het kerkasiel in Kampen. Kom langs als je wilt, van 22.00-00.00. Doneer anders even hier iets voor de stookkosten. kerkasielkampen.nl/doe-mee/done...

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: From Ashes Rise (13) Aimee Mann (12) Qual (11) Fading Signal (10) Flevoland (10). #myweekcounted 353 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

Huilen bij de soundcheck van @betonnie.bsky.social (positive)

New podcast epsisode is out! Terzij de Horde and Teardrinker, playing Tivoli this saturday, speak with writer and philosopher @saaf.bsky.social about making music in the face of fascism and ecological destruction. Listen to it here: www.tivolivredenburg.nl/our-breath-i...

3voor12 Utrecht tipt, week 49: No Man’s Land | Descartes A Kant | Stukafest x Raar Paard Jamsessie | Rats on Rafts | Danscafé Teatro: ZORA | Terzij de Horde | Happy Camper | Palms Trax + Vasco | Grote Prijs van Leidsche Rijn bit.ly/4iAfZlm

Ook sneed ik deze poster voor de gelegenheid. Zal een mooie set spelen om de harten zacht te maken zodat daarna de muziek van @terzijdehorde.bsky.social nog wat harder aankomt. Tickets hier: www.tivolivredenburg.nl/agenda/54467...

Our show this Saturday with Broeder Dieleman @betonnie.bsky.social and Teardrinker is close! Dutch friends - please share this widely! Delen aub en neem je vrienden mee! www.tivolivredenburg.nl/agenda/54467...

optredens broeder Dieleman de komende week: 6 dec Tivoli Utrecht (met Teardrinker en Terzij de Horde) 8 dec Kerkasiel, Kampen (met A. Verheij en Mikal) 10 dec Porgy & Bess (met Maartje Duin) 11 dec in de Morelleput, Nieuwvliet

I love all people in this video. Excellent interview/discussion with @betonnie.bsky.social <3

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Spineshank (20) Gary Numan (12) R.E.M. (11) Demolish Terror (10) Draugveil (10). #myweekcounted 435 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Een zinkend schip, was vrouwenboekhandel Savannah Bay in Utrecht toen Marischka Verbeek de zaak overnam. Bijna dertig jaar later is het niet alleen een plek met boeken over feminisme of kolonialisme, maar ook een plek van samenkomst. ‘Je maakt hier coming-outs mee, je hoort levensverhalen.’

I turn 44 today, and I will celebrate with my students today, as well as Spineshank with all my brothers, by blood and band. Here's a meme. Best job, best life.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (Also, hails Ainsoph)

I love Bariann with heart and sword, and her work with @fiadh.bsky.social has been instrumental for @terzijdehorde.bsky.social as a band, and I can imagine for so many other bands. Fiadh forever!

Happy World Linguistics Day from De Meern, the Netherlands!

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Billo (17) Thomas Brunet (15) Turnstile (14) Yellow Eyes (14) Every Face Becomes A Skull (13). #myweekcounted 512 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Our drummer Richard has been threatening to make this for a long time.

𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐳𝐢𝐣 𝐝𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞 - 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐎𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞 (Full album, 2025) | Black metal, hardcore
 Today we feature a band that has a special place in hearts: @terzijdehorde.bsky.social, from Utrecht, NL, & their visceral, vitalistic black metal/hardcore fusion.

Het is me via Twitter al eens gelukt dus ik ga het nu hier proberen. Zoon (22) laatstejaars student IPO zoekt afstudeerstage per 9 februari. Liefst richting verpakkingen maar hij is flexibel. Heeft relevante werkervaring. Woont omgeving Haaglanden/Rijnmond. In bezit rijbewijs B RT=♥️

Really fucking proud of how Terzij de Horde's Our Breath Is Not Ours Alone has been received. This was a far more direct record that w,e anticipated, as in, we leaned far more into rage which was something that we at times... forgot? *stares in 14-minute tracks* ampwall.com/a/terzijdeho...

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: S10 (19) Soft Vein (15) Street Sex (13) Paris Texas (12) Serotonin Mist (12). #myweekcounted 478 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Anyone here ever written a letter to your mom that you tried to cut out of your life but now have to get back to because of your dementing father? How do you avoid creating a list of grievances? Asking for a friend.

probably for the best

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Due to @diskonoir.bsky.social and @puchvolmer.bsky.social, I am now caught in a German fuzzy new wave rabbit hole, and oh no. billotontraeger.bandcamp.com/album/achtun...

6 dec in Utrecht: Terzij de Horde, Tear Drinker en broeder Dieleman.

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Johnny Cash (16) Guided by Voices (15) Lord Snow (15) The Beatles (15) La Dispute (14). #myweekcounted 598 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

HAILS WAR SIBLINGS!

This show is coming closer. Get your tickets now. It's going to be a special night.

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Converge & Coalesce (14) Woven Hand (14) Ash Code (13) Boneflower (13) Das Beat (13). #myweekcounted 488 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

This past week, my go-to cleanser when consumed with rage was Returning to the Dungeon Rave. Kazakhstani Dungeon Synth meets Rave/Gabber? Yes plz. warlockcorpse.bandcamp.com/album/return...

Ik denk dat Peter hier gelijk heeft. Godverdomme wat een plaat. yelloweyes.bandcamp.com/album/confus...

HOLY SHIT GUYS.

Today's track context is for JUSTICE IS NOT ENOUGH TO LEAVE THE HOUSE OF MODERNITY, the penultimate track that takes a reflective step back. Part 1 of 2 of the description.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.