I also hate being pocketwatched on every social media :)))) creepy

Dude I hate an "I have no personality of my own so I just copy and steal other peoples" type lmao, like take ur performative phony ass somewhere else. Inauthentic and lame!!!

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

Hitting my computer with a rock until it works faster

that closes another Nintendo Direct with no Silksong

Wow Charlie Kirk was the same age as me, really puts into perspective what could happen to me if I spent my life actively campaigning for the exact state of the world for this to occur in

there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house

IM OUT OF PARMESAN CHEESE HELL IS REAL

I want to be mean. I want to be so mean and say mean mean things. Mean but true tho🙄.... ugh why must I be nice.

ITS REAL CHAT ITS REAL AFTER YEARS OF CLOWNING ITS REALLY REAL

Who up tryna go to bed 😴😴😴

My stomach has been making horrible loud noises all afternoon in the office and I feel like im back in high school when my stomach would make horrible loud noises in class... Except now im an ADULT? and I EAT LUNCH? SO WTF WHY

Pls send your best vibes, I am going to Walgreens after work to say "where are my meds pls" and if they say anything besides "right here! Sorry for the wait :)" I am going to have to die in front of them and ruin everybody's day

Don't mind me, just PLUNGING MY SHOWER, because im a homeowner and that means NEVER ENDING TORMENT

Eevee nooooooo

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

My life is a never ending series of opening a door or walking in to a room just to find the biggest freakiest bug of all time waiting there for me ;_;

My son’s Pikachu painting definitely looks a bit different when it’s by red light only

Too many meetings 😭😭😭 I need to be put down 😭😭😭

The weather is so moody today! I just want to yearn and cry and scream but in a beautiful way <3

ONE MUST IMAGINE SISYPHUS HAPPY!!!!

IT'S TOO FREAKIN HOT CHAT 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Ice soop

My yard is hideous but it's also almost 90° at 9am so what do you want from me ;_;

!!!!! King of Drag is so fun ✨️💕👏 Love seeing @tenderoni88.bsky.social on the tv :D

Im gonna do it. Im gonna go to the mochi donut place after work. I deserve this!!!

One of my good friends is going through a difficult time. If you send me a screenshot of a donation to the campaign I’ll send you a PDF copy of the photo zine that @halyhayl.bsky.social and I made together!

chicago got a pope in the vatican before we got another girl on drag race

CHICAGO POPE CHICAGO POPE

HYPE HYPE !!!✨️

Do you know how embarrassing it is to have to explain to someone: "oh yeah sorry, im okay. These are my Bad Friends. They treat me poorly and make me feel bad. But we're still friends I guess haha, don't worry about it" Ive has to do this twice in the past year.

Affordable quick shipping colored contacts that match my weird and somewhat uncommon astigmatism prescription?? In this economy!?!?!?!??! I found em but let's hope they arrive on time😱😱😱

Happening now: in a Shell station parking lot along Larkin Ave in Joliet, heartbroken family and friends of David Malito have gathered for a press conference and vigil. Malito called Joliet police for help early Christmas morning. After officers restrained and kneeled on him, he was dead.

Robert De Niro is expressing his love and support for his daughter Airyn De Niro, after she recently shared publicly for the first time that she is transgender. cnn.it/3EY1msu

Personally I think it's pretty dumb that we as humans have to make dinner every single night. I don't want to make dinner >:( but if I refuse I get dizzy and fall down. So now what? Guess I'm making dinner. Ugh. Stupid!

I'm not sick but I feel like I've sneezed more in the last 2 days than in the past 20 years ACHOOOOOAHOOOO

How it started vs how it ended Snail hair claws are still up for preorder! I should hopefully have them by the summer! ☀️

The totally normal urge to fill my home with life sized eevee-loutions is very strong but with those prices I could probably just buy 3 more actual dogs (which is NOT happening omg could u imagine)

Bro they dropped the riotfest lineup AND drag race all stars cast today I have MANY THOUGHTS OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I AM AT WORK BUT I MUST SCREAM

Every day I lay on the floor, gun to my head, and say, "So this is just how it's going to be now huh" and everyone claps, cheers and enthusiastically shouts, YES!

I booked........ A PSYCH APPOINTMENT !!! Now I need to........ LAY DOWN !!!

Gonna see Keshaaaaaa on my birthdaaaaayyyyyyyyy :)

Checking Twitter to see that stupid harry potter mold lady taking a break from shitting on trans people to shit on asexuals is really something but then to see a bunch of gay guys in the comments agreeing and saying "yeah why are they lumped in with us just because they choose not to have sex" HELL.

"If I don't do it, no one will" is the most infuriating concept of all time. Because it's true. If I don't organize it, plan it, initiate it, clean it, buy it, or take care of it... it DOES NOT HAPPEN. So now I don't want to do anything anymore.

Nintendo fanboys about to storm the capital fr omg

Moo Moo . #NintendoDirect #NintendoSwitch2

Please, if you love anything about this life, stop using ChatGPT and other GenAI. Just stop. Don't use it to dunk on it, don't use it for a laugh, just stop and let that shit wither.

Can't watch the direct until after work so I also can't scroll any timelines or open any messages. Absolutely brutal. Don't send me anything unless it's the words "I also can't watch until after work" and then we can cry together

I don't want any more apps I hate apps Miamoto just text me the updates please please 🚫🙅‍♀️