If Jr. RT’d the Juan Orlando Hernández pardon announcement with something like “Gonna be a white Christmas after all!” I’d giggle a little at this point. If we’re all just going to let this happen, can’t we tell the punchlines at least? Shouldn’t there be clowns?

Well, we tried. Just do not belong.

Hey, are you a sitting Republican house member? Are you also a half decent human, with hopes for a future in public service? You should end the backroom dealing by the least popular President in American history is doing to hide rapist pedophiles, himself included, by signing the petition. Any 218.

The only good time to not call it Tahoma is for the Gaynier portmanteau. When you can’t see it, because of the required rain clouds.

I’m a rat training turtles martial arts. Sewage systems are sexy.

Asteroid mode is new and interesting.

I’ll just add some stakes to tip the karmic balance a tiny bit. If he’s dead, I’ll post tits? Or something embarrassing? Shit, what’s a good “I really don’t want to do this,” sort of thing that’ll help make it happen?

If you want to keep seeing art from people like me, if you want to stop financial censorship, you still gotta keep calling the call centers, contact your reps, sign the petitions. We have to keep this going

Keep fucking yelling Keep fucking calling

Fuck. There are so many reasons I should not, and have not owned a gun.

Wauline is Pauline’s Wario, and has bangs as visual trope for femme characters.

Fruit is dropping in quality so quickly. D12 tomato is giving me concerning ideas about a low-polygon diet.

Cartoon lookin’ ass.

It was kind of my first ex to introduce me to LP. Quickly makes the song feel like the vibe when it comes on. Most music gets cycled out when it misses too often. It’s like a self-defense mechanism.

The UFW is aware of the ongoing immigration enforcement activities occurring near Oxnard/Camarillo area. If you have a loved one that has been arrested call the rapid response network (805)870-8855.

This GDQ Wordle discussion is driving me up the wall for no reason. Apparently I care a lot about people not using green letters again while guessing, wasting a letter learn every round. That said, MSF is top-of-mind for… obvious reasons. If you have spare time, and a passing interest in games?

Therapist has cancelled on me five times in two weeks, and I’m starting to think this is actually a test about apathy. Oh well.

If your solution to shootings is prayer, you do not belong in politics. If your solution to a weather disaster is prayer, you do not belong in politics. Prayer is fine. Pray to whatever you like however you like whenever you like. Politics is for solutions. Fund NOAA and the NWS. Pass gun control.

Guillotines it is I guess. You are now morally obligated to play as Luigi.

It’s weird having Congress voting yes/no on guillotines, and there being a lot of people pushing for yes. This is evil being stupid.

No.

All the checks bounced, and the balances all didn’t. No adult is stopping this. Zero. Not one. There is one fuckwit who cannot tell the truth, who does not understand reality, who cannot string together a sentence- who is running the entire country to shit. The economy to shit. Not one person.

Felt cute, might delete later.

CW: Self harm. It wouldn’t feel like masking if I couldn’t get a therapist to laugh while telling them about previous attempts on my own life at least once during intake. Three did feel like a lot though.

Rubber bullets still carry enough power to injure or kill. They're supposed to be fired at the ground to bounce at their target.

- WEAR SUNSCREEN - DON'T POUR MILK IN YOUR EYES OR OTHERS' EYES - IT'S OKAY TO IGNORE PEOPLE WITH MEGAPHONES IF THEY ARE GIVING YOU BAD ADVICE - AVOID POSTING IDENTIFIABLE PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON SOCIAL MEDIA IF AT ALL POSSIBLE, COPS ROUTINELY KILL THE SUBJECTS OF ICONIC PHOTOS

Remember: Never speak to pigs Do not answer any questions they ask. Do not talk about what you did today. Don't even give them the time of day. Keep your mouth shut

Bringing cops to Pride puts all queer people in danger, but especially queers of color. Queer PoC fight so hard for the whole community and we betray their work by inviting the cops in. It's always the queers who are in the least amount of danger who want to bring cops to Pride.

@raskin.house.gov @booker.senate.gov Happy pride, y’all. Would either of you be interested in mentioning, on your large platforms a few pretty massive issues nobody with a sizable voice seems to take issue with? In the budget resolution, a line was struck- a provision that blocked Medicare/Medica-

Every time. First nerd after refreshing water comes in with a morsel of some furry animal, most of which is fur and fluff.

We have the technology. We can hang the flags higher, harder too access, more securely.

Today marks seven years on HRT, with no plan whatsoever to stop. Ever. My dead cold hands, your dead cold hands.

If this bill passes the Senate, I am one of the people who will die. The question quite instantly becomes one of- is there a way to do so that will, or can, benefit others? Not coming up with much. Bushnell even proved how ineffective even self-immolation is now. Nobody gives a shit anymore.

dear the 10's of thousands of cis people who follow me: if i see you say anything remotely like this shit, i will eat you alive. do not make light of gender affirming care in the face of an intentional genocide of my brothers and sisters. this is a promise. fuck OP, fuck you if you joke like this

The new version of the House reconciliation bill expands the medicaid and chip ban on coverage for gender affirming care to ALL AGES. This will decimated access to care for tens of thousands of trans people. amendments-rules.house.gov/amendments/R...

The why feels absent.

It’s wild the US managed to Brexit itself without having been in the European Union in the first place. Just… betray all allies and trading partners, crash our currency and economy, and empty shelves in weeks or less.

People are NOT understanding what empty cargo ships from China means. It means no work for dock workers. No work for truck drivers, no work for retailers, fewer dollars circulating. The cascade effect is just mind boggling.

@franklyemily.bsky.social Got a message from the future, and it had this pic of Shayne and Spencer reading Read-It stories on stage at a local bar after the collapse. Smush looks like it has had better days, but it’ll last long. (If any of you are struggling with who meme’s it fodder.)

I’m curious what the Cass Report 2.0 will look like tomorrow.

@spennser.bsky.social You and Shanye reading Read-It stories after the collapse.

I need to invest in an AirTag for my happy thought.

Once more, there is more outrage about $80 video games than the yearly closure of a beloved game studio. Neat. Maybe they can keep them $80 by making them in North Korea or Russia, to avoid the tariffs.

Val really aught to be one of the enby common names, like Sam, Max, Alex, etc.

You are now morally obligated to play Luigi.