Now seated.

Next up on the agenda: breaking brown bricks in ShovelForge!

I think I need a break from the DR3 so the DLC is on pause. My overall opinions on the game is that there's a very solid core there that occasionally shines through. But it's bogged down by bullshit. The little game that almost could but never would. (ft. MASK de Smith cosplay)

May as well see what these are like.

They should have never let Capcom Vancouver touch Dead Rising after this jeeesus christ.

Wait, THAT was the overtime?

We did it reddit?

God this part of the game is atrocious lmao

Potentially a 7 year agegap between Nick and Katey, this really is the most chud coded game of all time.

The main story having an ominous "3 DAYS UNTIL THE BOMB GOES OFF" timer is neat but doing the last storybeat just caused the timer to fast forward a few days, hope this means I didn't the last recruitable survivor because that'd be annoying.

Was soyfacing and pointing at the screen when Chuck showed up only to let out an audible groan when I realised the Emoji Movie girl was his daughter.

Have we considered widening?

I think 2011 was the last year that "western otaku" had actual presence. They're still around of course, but they've been drowned out by pseudointellectual video essayists who just shallowly say things that "sound" right, & people who have had their brain melted by culture war shit

All you gotta know about Subscribe Star becoming more strict is that on Patreon tagging something as "Yuri" might flag it as needing a manual moderation review. This is where things are headed and the dumbest people online are clapping.

I honestly never considered Bulbasaur could be moe like that. I have much to learn.

The thing about RE5 is that Capcom actually got consultant groups in to make sure they didn't depict any specific tribal culture in Africa, they didn't want to be insensitive. But unfortunately it's a game from the Obama years so Chris ends up dodging spears while collecting gold from their huts lol

Chat they're farming me for Minecraft parkcour shortform content.

New idea for how to make your header image worse

Chainsaw Man Part 2 is ending specifically to spite Kobeni fans, she aint coming back!

hi i’m troy mcclure, you may know me from such video essays as the underrated design of dark souls or the horror of super mario bros 1-1

Noticed that right wing anime fans tend to fixate on English speaking vtubers more than Japanese ones these days. Makes me wonder if the bulk of them would mainly watch dubbed anime if funimation didn't do what they did to the Dragon Maid dub lol

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It's a good thing that people are realising how taboo piracy is in Japan since it really shows how silly that Moon channel guy is for thinking jp gacha companies are trying to censor him for pointing out chinese games are taking their market. Sorry man, they're just anal about copyright!

Mask de Smith cosplay

I hear this game does Isabela dirty lol, lets see how things go.

The most annoying thing about Dead Rising 3's story is that it expects us to already be invested in Nick and the relationship he has with the survivors from the beginning. This feels like it should be a big moment but it just falls flat.

I clapped!

I feel like they came up with the concept of an astronaut boss fight early on, left it too late, and decided to just make it Diego even though it doesn't fit him at all.

Nick misgendering a cis female body builder on steroids is extremely 2013 lol

Committing to the "Nick is a Luchador" headcanon for my Dead Rising 3 playthrough because I need to have something to work with, he's otherwise very boring. Guess it's them course correcting too hard from people saying they made Chuck and Frank too quippy?

international women’s day

Come to think about it, I think the only Akira reference I've seen in western shows that isn't the fucking bike slide is the Trapper Keeper episode of South Park. This episode also gave me nightmares as a child, first experience with body horror lmao

Still think Hundred Lines fandom is pretty chill but it's very annoying how a lot of people act like it's the Cult of Takumi game. Very happy that you're not soapboxing about the evil ass rape ending but there's other things the game explores ya know.

So you're telling me that not only do we have a full quality version of the Asuka short, but Khara might put Chibi in a Yakuza blacksite for leaking it? Great weekend honestly!

This message would be better delivered by playing Danganronpa V3 instead!

Every now and then you stumble across the anti-moeshit gamergate holdout. The sort of guy you'd see on /v/ back in the day who was mad about Lucky Star being everywhere, thought anime in general was cringe, but still loved hot babes in their games.

I wonder if Quinton Reviews is happy or sad about this. Sure his efforts in getting involved in that scene ended up with Lindsay Ellis and SaraZ gossiping about him publicly, but he also managed to escape all the breadtube infighting by making 8 hour Nickelodeon's videos that nobody actually watches

I've been seeing less and less stereotypical racist K-On avis out there, I think they all might genuinely be getting into Blue Archive as their signifier lol. Sorry to my woke BA oomfies but i'm happy that K-On is escaping that stigma.

ghetto homer tribute

Hoping that the "Gamers killed Highguard with their toxic negativity" angle dies considering that Marathon was also widely derided upon announcement and that seems to be doing just fine sales wise.

Dead Rising 3 is a game about Strong Bad teaming up with the girl from The Emoji Movie.

Phillip DeFrancos silence on Smiling Friends ending speaks volumes.

Tragic Endings in Dead Rising 3 are really funny conceptually. They wanted to have environmental storey telling but also not have the player miss their work. So they turned them into a collectable where Nick walks up to a dead body and says "Chat this is so sad"

One of my favourite aspects about The Hundred Lines stupid crazy scope is that at some point you can tell the devs realised this minigame sucked and just stopped including it in other routes lol

No matter what you can say about the negative hype cycle surrounding Highguard, 90k people gave it a shot. If there was something there more people would have stuck around. The blame lies with the guys on top who want to make the fluke that is Fortnites success happen for them.

Dead Rising 3 cementing itself as one of the most chud coded games of all time by adding Sensei from Blue Archive.