Peeked my head into Bluesky for a second and there’s a lot of hoe talk going on. What happened?

Eating sweet potato hash and tofu in the front row is peak caucasity

Almost 6 months old and he’s already almost as big as my 8yr old

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Post you from a different era in your life

It’s so much ass on the Skyline why are yall mad? We just had turkey Thursday now they’re serving yams. Be thankful

If you’re over 5’9 and your booty has a cuff when you wear jeans I love you

Hold up nie! I gotta stop neglecting this app yall cutting up over here

@toxictenderoni.bsky.social light bright

I don’t know one Maxwell song that requires any of that. 🤣

Texas republicans want you upset at the fact that democratic lawmakers are trying to prevent gerrymandering Not that they’re doing the actual gerrymandering The Guardian of Pedophiles party really hates the people

“My jeans are blue”

The way hulk hogan said brother always felt like diet nigger to me

Republican @senmullin.bsky.social and the rest of his party proves once again that GOP stands for Guardians of Pedophiles. They blocked a resolution to release the Epstein files to give the president “SOME COVER” (his words) I don’t want to hear another word about them protecting the kids

Felt🤭

I feel you

Lmfaooooo

Felt..truthfully I feel like

Aye Mike averaged 20 in DC on a bad knee so you pick your head up put on a some flared out jeans walk yourself into that bar and show em what you got!!!! Washed on 3...1,2,3 Washed!!

Me re-entering the dating scene at 40

Good morning saints and aints

Celebrity and celebrity adjacent accounts always seem to get “hacked” and leak a nude or sextape when they have a project about to drop. With that being said I’m getting hacked next week before I drop this news

Ladies if your booty still has a cuff in blue jeans I hope you have an amazing day

Confederate soldiers and all sympathizers should have been imprisoned and/or executed following the civil war. January 6th insurrectionists too. Symbols of the confederacy should be a federal crime. MAGA is the christian Taliban. YT nationalists = Al Qaeda Thank you for coming to my TED TALK

🙎🏾‍♂️“Are you black or white?” 🙎🏼‍♀️ not white at all 🙎🏾‍♂️“What are you?” 💁🏼‍♀️ I’m Haitian and Sicilian 🙎🏾‍♂️ “sak pase” 🙎🏼‍♀️ mhm

If I had her then you had her She never mattered

I been chilling and on my best behavior but deep down I really want to be on demon time.

Just finished my second comedy festival and this happened 🤣

God took @gregabbottx.bsky.social legs because he knew he’d never stand up for what’s right and he said fuck it I’ll just sit on the wrong side then

Lack of reciprocity is one of the easiest ways for me to get up off your top.

A felon is in the White House criminalizing citizens from exercising their constitutional rights. A felon is using police and military force to attack American citizens.

The plan has always been to justify martial law

The gworls are fighting

If she’s fine I’m gonna ask her what her light bill is looking like. I’m not going to pay it tho. I’m just nosey.

What’s a natural body fighting BBL allegations? I’m a visual learner

“I don’t do politics I can careless” Me:

Sometimes stealing their windshield wipers is all the closure you need.

“Bruh you better not be here anymore”

Golf ball size hail here my phone rings and it's my momma asking me to go cover her car so it doesn't get damaged. I said what if I get damaged she gone tell me everything isn't a joke

if i told you how much scotch i've had, you wouldn't believe me. but i mean every word

You never met a heavy chested woman with a good heart? Exactly, neither have I

Them turtle back fries get ate too

(100+53)*57-148/2

I just want them to email me and tell me my suppressor is ready to be picked up 😤

It’s 95° in Texas right now anybody wearing a hoodie is obviously a criminal

One thing about me is I am very pro black women. I’m always gon ride for yall. But I will still steal out your purse. 🫶🏾

Pages, phones or

I don’t know who needs to hear this but your mental health is way more important than anything going on at that little funky ass job. USE THAT PTO

Raccoons and Red Pandas aka the only panda that matter.