It would be really cool if the scammers could wait until after 9am to call my mother-in-law to tell her that her account has been hacked.

Another truly shameful choice by this disgusting regime. Gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/w...

I thought Kegsbreath was all about maximum lethality of the troops, not for the troops… apple.news/AIxCM03RLTXy...

Time to put panniers on one of the bikes and commit to riding 8-10 miles each direction for groceries. #cycling #bicycles

Look who blinked first. Gift article www.nytimes.com/2026/03/26/u...

Seeing Moby get hilariously roasted in the comments section of every single post and article I’ve seen about this has brought some much-needed levity to my day. My fave so far “No Kinks-shaming.” www.vulture.com/article/moby...

Can we just pause for a moment to appreciate how suave my cat looks.

Starting to get out to the reservoir again for sunset now that the days are getting longer and warmer.

Sometimes the NYT still delivers www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/s...

Operation Epstein Feint

From now on shitty pushups performed by gymbros are called Hegseths. I’ve never been so tempted to go up to a stranger to correct their form as I have been at this hotel gym.

Trout is a weirdo #cat

Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

One of those painting days where I paint, don’t like, wipe, repeat. Was bound to run into that at some point. Work in progress. Oil on canvas 30” x 30” #painting

From the NEW YORK TIMES!? What are we doing here?

Whoever invents truly cat-proof upholstery deserves a Nobel Prize.

We had an overnight guest right outside of my bedroom.

Looking out my bedroom window.

Studio day that involved digging a 300 foot path back and forth multiple times. We now have 24” of snow and counting. Shot inside for obvious reasons, so color is off. #painting #art

Today's Poem brought to you by the great and wise Octavia Butler:

My company @evermorepetfood.bsky.social achieved a US industry first: sourcing in-ovo sexed eggs for our pet food, eliminating the culling of male chicks from our supply chain. I’d share the PR but it’s boring. Here’s my Substack instead. open.substack.com/pub/evermore...

Nature imitates Larson

Progress: Studio time on a snowy day. You can even see snowflakes in the foreground because I shoot my work outside. Having fun with this. 30” x 30” oil on canvas. #painting #art

This is a very thorough video analysis. www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

Current moo…d

Studio day 5. Well into what I like to call the paint, stare, wipe, repeat stage. I think the bird thing in the center needs to be higher… #art #painting

Studio Day 4. Oil on canvas. #painting #art

She’s starting to take shape. #painting

Starting to reveal herself. 40” x 40” oil on canvas. #painting #art

Wasn’t in the headspace to work on my almost complete painting. So started this with no real preconceived ideas. And the most obnoxious imprimatura. Pthalo blue and green. Wonder what she’ll be. #art #painting

It took a grand total of 2.5 days for 2026 to go completely off the rails.

Last studio day of 2025. Oil on canvas 30” x 40” #painting #art

My Xmas present to myself was a few daylight hours of painting. So close to being done. #art #painting

Unpopular opinion. I don’t care which outlets or apps run ICE recruitment ads. I’d rather they burn through their ginourmous budget on overly produced ads and media buys than on prisons and weapons.

Seeing this a lot. ALWAYS FACT CHECK.

Presented without further comment (but plenty of judgement). www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/s...

Sunday after dinner bath time. Trout is being very chill about being groomed by Shrimp. He’s usually a top when it comes to ear play. #cats #orangecats

The paltry Hochul inflation reduction checks are definitely not enough money to buy my vote. Team Delgado all the way.

Thankful for this moment. #catskills

Back to this #oilpainting that I’m not quite sure how I’m finishing.

They’re going to announce that they had a “productive discussion” and found “common ground on affordability” then promptly return to tearing each other apart.

Working on this again. Studio days are few and far between… #painting #wip

If you wear perfume or heavily scented lotion for air travel, you are a terrible person.

Ever since MAHA kicked into high gear all I want is orange soda and Nerd gummy clusters, and anything fried in seed oils.

This Thanksgiving avian flu is on the menu. #avianflu

We all know where this belongs…

Every single election in my purple county went Democrat by significant margins.

Now would be a really good time to buy shares of UHaul. #nyc #mamdani