REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE SOLDIERS, THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE I DIVED IN HER CERVIX

My puppygirl had surgery so I had to put her in the cone but now she won’t stop whining and bumping the cone against the wall :/

Lemon-lime sofa but instead of lime the fruit it’s lime the chemical

Maybe the funniest possible answer to this question From: @somereyes https://fiera.social/@somereyes/115034414122566807

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

Under communism there will be a single unified CAD program

Snow leopard gf x pumpkin gf

Kojima news today is crazy from what I can tell the three things are: -horror game collab with Jordan Peele, Sophia Lillis, and Hunter Schafer -action stealth game seemingly starring Robert Pattinson as the main character -Hideo Kojima branded credit card?

They gave my king a rhinoplasty, literally 1984, give him his nose back PLEASE

I bet if I was a snake shedding my skin would feel soooo good

[Pulp fiction spoilers] I really did not go into this film expecting to see Bruce Willis assassinate a neo-Confederate gay BDSM serial rapist with a katana

Birdgirl who constantly walks into windows and glass doors

Would you guys still like me if I was a philosophical zombie 🥺

Hatsune Miku is just reverse Gorillaz

Paris, 8 Fructidor CCXXXII, in the timeline where Robespierre killed maybe 3,000 more people

I ❤️ TRANNY DELINQUENTS

“Two or three years ago, it was just another snake cult.”

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the soyraging beta cuck thug of the Kelvan Empire and myself as the smug alpha male Casanova Starfleet captain. I’ve won.

Why does every part of Burnaby look like every other part of Burnaby

[Kinda lewd, dumb] Damn babe that pussy is world-historic

I wonder what Assad's been up to for the past few months. How's Moscow. Is his apartment nice. Is he still alive.

Is there a letter-wing ship for this letter somewhere in Star Wars? A yes B yes C yes D yes E yes F no G yes H yes I no J no* K yes L no M no N no O no P no Q yes** R no S no T yes U yes V yes W yes X yes Y yes Z yes*** Overall 16 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet were used, a […]

When you’re mean to me on the internet this is who you’re being mean to. Btw. Just so you know.

Capeslop is BACK

I believe in the Cringe Man theory of history actually. I think that the fundamental driving force of history is the actions of guys who are losers and suck and aren’t really good at anything.

[Transphobic slur] I think r/kitchencels has done psychological damage to me. I look at a plate of what might be the yummiest food I’ve made in my life and get psychically flashbanged with a Reddit post titled something like “I’m a stupid pathetic unlovable tranny who can’t get anything right […]

[transphobia] this happened to me

Suggestive, old Nintendo ad

Having watched multiple Alien movies and multiple Predator movies I think I can now confidently express my opinion that Yautja are hotter than Xenomorphs

Standpoint epistemology is valid but only when it’s my personal standpoint

me and who

Trotskyism is when you completely completely and uncritically support everything the Bolsheviks did before 1924 and pitilessly and ruthlessly oppose everything they did after 1927

cant believe how unfair life is im out here collecting pollen and producing wax all day, subsisting on workerslop while the queen's resting in the hive getting fanned by my sisters and fed massive amounts of delicious larva food forever fuck my stupid chud femcel worker bee life what did i do to […]

alright so today, i will be sucking my girlfriend's cock. which, i must admit is something i am more excited to do than not. now why did i wanna make this video here today? well, my girlfriend is horny. and as her boyfriend, it is my duty to make sure she is satisfied. without further ado, the flavo

Predator Badlands looks so peak ughhhh

unbelievable levels of peak

there is no professional managerial class in a Marxist sense there's only people who are upset at the idea of "email jobs" and valorizing an amorphous and difficult to define "working class" that stands in opposition to it and which justifies their shitty takes about other workers

Getting pilled on the 1-4-5-2-3-6 star wars watch order. This is the best, nay the only valid way to watch the first 6 movies. I'm calling it "The Addy Order." If you watch the movies in this order you have to credit me. You're welcome.

They’re saying goo is woke now. They’re telling me it’s woke to be goop.

Peter Thiel’s jar-encased brain has partnered with Johann Blaszt, founder and CEO of subscription refinancing platform Bleebo, to announce the creation of Orthanc, an AI-powered private military contractor aiming to combine the twin powers of robotics and large language modelling to provide […]

[Internalized transphobia, slurs] I’m so ngl I’d fuck the pathetic tranny faggot taco up

Really been enjoying my watch through of Star Trek TOS so far. I thought the bit where Kirk looked straight down the camera and said “American military intervention in Vietnam, as it was in Korea, is an unfortunate necessity. The risk of escalating ongoing conflict and killing hundreds of […]

Women love finding the properties of a convective heat transfer system using linear interpolation then using those properties to calculate the Reynolds number then using the Reynolds number to calculate the Nusselt number then using the Nusselt number to calculate the convective heat transfer […]

Spock solution: Well if we modulate our phasers to the being’s subspace frequencies we should be able to penetrate its outer layer and discover its true nature. Kirk solution: I’m going to overcome these aliens’ physically superior champion with cunning and the indomitable human spirit, saving […]

Lieutenant Uhura suffered more than Jesus

Is it bad if whenever I see art of a Ramayana I wanna grab and squeeze their eyestalks? I bet it would just be a really interesting sensory experience

[Gquuuuuux finale spoilers] This needed to be 24 episodes so bad dawg

drug use, violence mentions

Lowkey I think it would have been pretty cool if they had actually followed up on the implied plot thread from the force awakens of snoke being a member of some strange ancient non-sith dark side tradition, with him and his aides having totally different aesthetics to baneite and old republic […]