thought this was mr beast for a second

i lost my virginity to saving private ryan

i want to pilot a giant mech but it’s controlled with those ergonomic thumb ball mice

there’s no euphoria like a post costco run and you got abundant snacks and drinks

there's one burnt pixel on my monitor that is driving me insane

having a little best friends day this evening with one of my friends. gonna go shopping for toys for her kid, go to ULTA (mecca) and get pho tonight. im gonna be broth maxxing and full of noods

banned from r/costco again for keeping it too real

if only Costco sold hot bowls of pho for $1.50 with a refillable drink

watching a young man furiously swipe right on every profile on tinder between sets

Boy dinner is just trying to make sure you don’t have a smooth poop ever

every day is cat puke city

willow shoulda won

AEW tonight lfg

stayed up making some garbage disposal beats in ableton

None of my friends have any clue what this game is or how fun and weird it is

my bathroom is the warmest spot in the house so everytime I gotta go theres at least one cat who will slip into the bathroom with me often undetected. so then im sitting on the toilet with this chucklefuck staring at me. then they have the AUDACITY to scream to be let out! bitch I did not invite you

neo traditional tattoos kinda look like ai art

Charlie XCX Kirk

every single celebrity and politician has no clue who jeffrey epstein is but desperately needed to get a photo with him

Godzilla, ranked! 1. Godzilla

ACTRAISER QUINTET 1990 SUPER FAMICOM

60 mcnuggets and a small sprite, the riley meal

pretty sure my sister is mailing me a bunch of Pokemon 151 card packs from Japan for Christmas

gonna tweet about Charlie Kirk so I can get fired from my shit job and collect unemployment

something like this for christmas, please

unfortunate news folks, i enjoy being a subby bottom

I wanna learn Godot but I don't have time to learn a new language right now that's that in-depth (but soon). what other game dev tools are nice to pickup for making small scale arcade games? friend suggested pico-8

squishing my toes in some chunky cat puke

I swear my roommates cat must vomit like half a dozen times a day. like he's competing for some hairball olympic event. idk how he does it

uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

these have become my cats favorite toys to smack clean across the room

being a girl is so overpowered. never shitting saves you so much time compared to dudes who are slaves to their poop schedule

is jordan peterson still alive

babe come look. they liquid death-ified retinol

my Christmas gift to myself is a miniature skin care fridge for my bathroom. I'm gonna paint it when it arrives

what are you even supposed to get a man for Christmas? dude wipes?

I should be a cat instead! I can wake you up at 5am knocking shit off the counters! I can poop in a box, I've done it before! I can eat wet slop out of a bowl and have stinky breath! I can do it all baby. My butthole in your face as a sign of affection

alright RVA, what’s my post gym meal gonna be? you, viewers at home, get to decide

quentin Tarantino you little freak, 1v1 me

influencer voice: oh my gawd you guys me and my boyfriend are going to this cute little lesbian bar in richmond virginia called Babes

'List Of Sandwiches' wiki page goes crazy

I love my friends

1 to 8 inches of snow (in) my ass

fnaf 2 movie is a recession indicator

Missed opportunity for adult film directors

that’s my favorite polka artist