*gasp* my cat just called me the f slur

uwu me? a tewwowist?

once again we are debating the semantics of "fuckable Pokemon" vs "would you fuck this Pokemon". clear distinction!!!! get your head out of the gutter and lock in

ima be so mad if Pete hegseth is a better skateboarder than I am

wish my dick could pop out like a switch blade when I was tucking

thinking about becoming a Joker themed rapper

gay (positive) today instead of gay (derogatory), what a world

hi, cis folks! do you trust the senate to decide whether you can have healthcare or if you legally exist under the law or where you can legally wash your hands or pee? neither do we! please tap into the thread & tell senators our civil rights & lives matter—even more than the jimmy kimmel show!

the fun thing about cycling is that if you Follow The Law™ when you are forced to ride with cars, it will probably get you killed by some inattentive driver, but if you ride in a way that is safe for you, you get branded as reckless by news org hit pieces and threatened by aggressive drivers instead

This made me laugh extra hard today

this happens in America and protestors die cause folks care more about getting to Costco asap to buy milk

I don't totally get why autism is something that needs to be "solved" or find something to blame for its occurrence. Autistic folks have always existed in the spectrum. I'm autistic and attribute it to my deep fascination with mechanical parts, I have 2 engineering degrees as a result of it

nobody wants to twerk anymorr

FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!

they clarified me a terrorist for being a cutie pie

Chess pieces are fucking disgusting and won't exist under Marxism

et tu, labubu?

the urge to press on nsfw hidden images in public is toooooo strong

If you manufacture consumer products and hold them together with these, you are a bad person.

[girl who's working on 2 gundams and has 6 in the backlog] god I really want to get a new gundam

i found a “health and fitness” blog tiktok that’s just a lady saying “if you like this dish at olive garden, order the chicken parmesan instead it’s only 1060 calories”

you're obsessed with Charlie Kirk while im obsessed with making her squirt

I transitioned then suddenly started popping curbs like crazy

desperate for my cat joji to learn this bassline so we can jam together but he’s a bitch with no thumbs

top commenter on the Costco subreddit

buy some tacos fuck face

his face was really really tiny too

i will learn snake eater for karaoke

his head was big as shit

unfortunately I don't support all the dolls. a couple of y'all are just cringe as hell

the world needs to get on board with nightcore finally, we will not hide in the shadows anymore

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normie as a slur

the lioness does not concern herself with douching before a date

losing humanity reading the comments on the post of a sex worker who has dwarfism

the lioness does not concern herself with douching before a date

sugar gay

i can’t stand people who eat bunches of french fries at a time! the hell is wrong with you

bowl of soup that's big enough to be two soups

i’d go private if i wasn’t so breedable

watering my plants with diet dr pepper

unpacking and hell yes! found my sex toys and 3DS box

every girl needs her gaming pc to rot in front of

you’re tellin me he shidded himself to death after eating 2 dominoes pizzas using the two topping medium pizza for $6.99 each coupon deal??

is poutine real

i wish big boss was real and he was my dad

dog fr this job omg. This guy is telling me that he doesn't believe our SQL database supports "count distinct" functionality when I submitted my code. MY GUY JUST RUN THE CODE YOU'LL SEE IT RUNS. A sql db NOT supporting count distinct?! are you fucking dumb?

I've been struggling a bit with being a trans women in tech. I feel like suddenly, after over a decade of experience and sitting at a "director of engineering" job title, I'm suddenly having my experience and technical skills questioned in a way that wasn't true pre-transition

a hole in the ground, gun shaped perhaps