my morning routine schedule did not account for a morning where i’m slightly constipated

Thinking about a history museum but it's just about women.

guy at work has a whole computer screen that’s just a high definition picture of neopolitan ice cream

it's kinda fun seeing someone you know irl have an internet crash out and post through it disastrously. I'll see ya at brunch bestie good luck out there

2026 ambitions goal: Get myself banned from all Applebee's nationwide

i wish you could subtweet people on letterboxd

it’s so fucked up Mrs. Met is straight

don't worry everyone

i got the coolest gf in the world. i also like how many of my friends like her too and don’t just see her as my gf

door dashing regal popcorn

sendin her lesbian shadow the hedgehog in a wedding dress before 9am

Hokum tn. I've been moviemaxxing and stacking my letterboxd with only good opinions

Porn should have an antagonist. Guy that shows up midway through and chops the penis off and runs away or something

all the professional clothes i got for my new job make my tits look humongous

to be swagless is to be burdened by mediocrity

why do the cats HAVE to walk across your keyboard

found this really cool ring in the river that talks to me and sustains me, pretty neat

non-binary furry nike shoes

lesbian shadow the hedgehog

riley gaines is my riley nemesis

sad phenomenon of the guy who drops off the face of the planet as soon as he gets a girlfriend

daily meditation did truly change my life

one time in the gym i was pushing through a tough squat and almost failed and i accidentally screamed and farted super loud at the same time

legitimately get angry when a man is on the hip adduction machine

i wish i was actually more online. i wish i actually lived inside my computer

Ao3? like the congresswoman?

my gf getting so buff and it’s honestly fantastic for me in particular

sent her a sound on nut video to start the day

riley birthday month of wrath and destruction is almost upon us

riley new sword?

the renaissance fair is basically just like one humongous polycule

my mom gonna visit me in richmond for the first time in like a decade, gonna be wild. she misses her daughter more than she hates a 1 hour drive

had a dr pepper, lifes beautiful and worth living

thank GOD i was smart and got my passport updated before trump fucked everything up

kat blaque is such a real one

truck nuts on my bike

Ya think that when demons are fuckin and one’s about to cum l, they shout “im gonna Beelzebust!”

the worst part about bottom surgery is that you gotta zap off your bush. i got a rainforest down there and i don’t want to deforest the amazon

every day i appreciate how supportive and uplifting my friend group chat is

throwing cake to ethel cain

a friend blowing off work today to go shopping and we’re gonna go see another friend at her work for a bit

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

friends poly drama continues except this time it’s TWO people with drama and thy have their own polycules

they better not stop making these MGSD gundams

why does rfk voice sound like that

as soon as the tip hits it like cuts to an x ray of their spinal column exploding

just a girl and her prescription eczema ointment

been on creatine for like a month now and i look fucking jacked dude