bless the telephone

heard 3 seconds of Alanis Morissette from someone’s car and i’m instantly back in it

Beautiful transsexual women

I love transsexual women thank you @god for transsexual women

Marx failed to consider beautiful transsexual women

transitioning is such a lovely time, sometimes i wake up and just feel so in awe at who i’ve become. i feel so divine and that ass be shittin too

crop dusting in whole foods

the urge to buy an even fancier bass while still being shit at it is sooooooo insane

another gym bro has made a pound of ground beef and a pound of white rice for dinner, nary a vegetable in sight

accidentally searched "happy hole" instead of "happy holi" into the bsky search bar and i feel like i logged onto grindr for the first time in a decade

my group chat feels like an ed edd and eddy cartoon with all the schemes we’re coming up with

she's perfect

sometimes i feel like a sonic autism even though ive never played or watched any of it

the sun is out and that means i’m unstoppable

a friend of mine struggling with depression and alcohol. she was invited out last night and drinks bought for her and now she’s spiraling. i’ve struggled with alcohol and depression before but she’s not able to say no :( i wish the people in her life weren’t enabling her without thinking about it

annoying the boys by describing every song they like as “shoegazy”

gotta have that funk

bootsy collins really is like the best to ever do it

i worked at a naval base and one time a midshipmen was too drunk to re-enter the base so he passed out on the dock and shit himself

get a girl who boofs your medications for you

you best believe my ass is fat as fuck

why do chuds always use greek statues for their pfps. why are they all clones of each other

my friend Julia wrote a song about my friends and I and I've probably listened to it half a dozen times so far and expect to listen to it another half dozen times before Friday

lmaoooooooooooo

there's 3 movie categories. cinema, slop, and shit

the gym is kinda like the club. you see the regulars, you get your little gym outfit on, you listen to techno and get sweaty and then you go home exhausted and hugging your water bottle like a baby monkey

maaaan windows 11 is so ass, every update seems to have some arbitrary issues that throttle my cpu or something stupid

conjuring up richmond’s biggest pothole yet

cats should have eyelashes

I don't know what game this is, but importing the Space Marine 2 character models into it was genius.

#nsfw #memesky

Gypsy Woman (She’s Homeless) is the most insane name for a song, let alone a club classic

drop kicking should be allowed when an old man is kinda rude to you on the sidewalk

it’s too bad azealia banks is like that cause she makes fucking bangers

top ten acting performances and it’s just various men screaming on camera

you slammed your penis in the car door

we were wrong when we raised the smoking age up to 21 here in virginia

love a house music track that’s just about how much they love house music

i opened up to one of my close friends today about SA stuff that i had been keeping to myself. she made me feel so much better and encouraged me to talk to my other close friends who all also rallied around me and showered me in support and i feel much better and cared about

would wielding a scythe be a good accessory for me 2026? or is it too cliche

ghost pooped twice this morning

i will be a cigarette mom one day, i don’t even smoke but my aura will be powerful

i hear 2 seconds of Alanis and i’m back on th morissette train and will be insufferable to anyone who’s hanging out with me

millennial optimism nu metal band

watching 2 movies in a day is good for you

Anyone know local places in RVA that are hiring? I'm an accomplished engineer but am down for anything and would love to interact with folks in person

you ever see someone and know exactly what their bathroom looks like without even seeing it? yeah you little dirty disgusting goblin, im talking about you

chat can i say something

what’s everyone’s favorite jason derulo track?