Oooohhhh go follow Static's new team ooohhhhhhh

Go pick up Static they're awesome and probably not writing this post

sure why not, FA post jr + zap looking for anyone low level banned, details in image

Whoa Tessa and Renzo are forming a new team? You should totally try out if you feel like you'd be a good fit!

The best team I’ve ever been on. I had to leave a bit ago but I still love all of these wonderful people. I am still debating on if I will start looking for another team at the moment, but if I do, yall need to watch out. I’ll bring the NBFuss energy with me

I don't think I can add anything more to what everyone else has already said-- I'm bummed, but excited to see what everyone gets up to coming out of this, and glad to have made these friends 🥲

Loved being on the team, glad it at least ended on good terms. Was a huge inspiration when I started comp and a dream come true to be apart of it after A&C disbanded. For now I'm not gonna formally put out my FA but if someone wants me for a team or project reach out, I'm still open. 1/3

i truly lack the spoons to put into words what this team has meant to me. they trusted me enough to take me as a newbie to competitive and turned me into who i am today. i'll never forget it. the experiences and memories will never fade. thank you all. 💛🤍💜🖤

Kinda sobbing as I write this This team and the people I've met through it have meant the world to me. Even if stepping up as captain was difficult at points, we went further than I ever imagined. Running the team account was so fun. Reading people's support of us in twitch chats brought me joy.

We've made our nonbinary fuss and now reflect upon our woke sky. After almost 3 years, the team has decided that going our separate ways is our next step. We end as friends, despite the sadness. Thank you to everyone who supported us over the years, it means more than y'all know.

Ermmm my seabattle team just had to cancel our plans last minute, if anyone is going and looking for a +1 still hmu on discord @codestatic

Static's fit as they say "that's gore of my comfort character"

Warm up then scrim in about 45 min! #splatoon #splatuber #compsplatoon

Us trying to put together a scrim on Tuesday with only 2 people free 🦭🦭

our team brand rn is shitposting with seals 🦭 and also normal shitposting we'll start tournaments up again soon we promise 😭

How we provide enrichment for our 25+ members who have work the next morning

It's (almost) the one-year anniversary of our first Supply Closet! To celebrate, we're running a special edition next Monday, 3/17, where we use all three of our themes in one tourney, rotating them each round. Check out the Sendou link for more details or to register: sendou.ink/to/1312/regi...

NB Fuss spotted 👀

It's not easy being green 😈

Nonbinary Fuss does not condone the cool act of smoking

Tessa taking a "nap" at 9 pm instead of showing up to the scrim on wednesday:

We learn a lot from Static

Your team may be low ink banned now, but are you 1/5th forklift certified?

We rolled a dice and got div 5. Yay!

Jordyn (@squidoku.bsky.social), Renzo (@renzoknuckles.bsky.social) and I are looking for a slayer to join our pickup for New InkLAN in Boston! What we want: - Aggro weapons (swords, bucket, rollers, etc) - Div ~5 and 18+ - Able to practice before the LAN on April 12

The silver lining is that the amazing @/elibvn.bsky.social made us all pfps as a sorry and a thank you for not making them forfeit. They did not have to do that but it was very much appreciated. Their art is amazing so I will happily plug them anytime I can. They’re super nice too, so go follow them

Oh we never shared the roof tiling lore Does anyone else have a worse/weirder SendouQ story? #compsplatoon

We have a concrete date for when he'll have to eat cement. Unfortunately there are *certain* teammates who condone such a tasty snack

What can we say, we enjoy circumventing youtube drm

After finding a wild Renzo and his cat, we've become Nonbinary Fuss & Knuckles! Please welcome Renzo as our newest teammate! Look forward to watching us compete together in the upcoming LUTI season! #compsplatoon

@oceanopal.bsky.social you didn't turn in an essay last night. -10 points every day it is late. smh Hakuna won most persuasive essay we think. And English is her second language too! Really makes you think

An offhand joke has morphed into everyone on the team writing essays about tryouts after Hakuna actually did it. Static is doing MLA formatting, Tessa is using LaTeX, Bleach apparently has a good opener. Help

@craftcompany.bsky.social y'all gotta control your head TOs smh They are right though liter smells 🤭

when NBFuss doesn't win most wholesome team of the year

us quietly waiting for static to realize the scrim/tournament room is up

fun fact we all share a single brain cell

Bleach was describing how if he went by his username (drink_naclo), people would call him drink. And then we kept misspelling or mispronouncing his name. Here is the list so far.

They hate me cause they aint me

I've added quite a few resources to my guides page since I last posted it, check it out! github.com/tessssaract/... Also PLEASE if you have any infographics you've made here/on twitter, I'd love to archive them here like I have with Nate's shot spread guides. #splatoon #compsplatoon

Static is this how your mic has been recently too? 🤭

"India is in Asia??" - Bleach Nonbinary Fuss

And you're the captain smh

Bitch how you're literally on the team

Nonbinary Fuss* got 4th in Supply Closet 13 - Cleaning Edition! Tysm to @bugslap.com for subbing, and to @craftcompany.bsky.social for hosting! Their TOs are super cool and awesome- wait, did Static just skip out on work to play their own tourney..?

Nonbinary Fuss is recruiting a 6th! We're looking for a div 5, 18+ frontline and are flexible on what weapons might fit into our comps. Interested? Please fill out our application form here: forms.gle/8GrxyUTTzM6m... #compsplatoon

So called "low ink predictors" will choose a pickup with 1/5th of UCSD eSports Gold to win, but we have 2/5th and can't even break top 10?? Well we have a Blaster and a blaster, see y'all in grand finals 😤

Splatoon teams in 2025: