The Master of Enshittification, Cory Doctorow, has arrived. Must-Follow! @doctorow.pluralistic.net

So KZ Barbie is out and one of the top 3 dumbest Congresscritters is in. Congrats, America. At least it's not SS Ken Bovino.

Dude's Alpha NAFO. Someone send him a doggo patch!

Good morning. I see Congress 🇺🇸 has officially abolished itself. Welcome to the Kingdom of Stupid.

Watching ANGER MANAGEMENT from 2003. What a fun movie but it gets a little unrealistic towards the end, depicting Rudy Giuliani (in a cameo as himself) as a pretty cool guy.

Schnell geht das, dass die Lieferung von letzter Woche von den Ereignissen der letzten 3 Tage beeinflusst wird. Erstaunlich! Und morgen sehen wir's dann bei Billa und Spar, die leider, leiiiiider... Es wird Zeit für Fackeln und Heugabeln.

"Weirdly, Iranian embassy in Pretoria notified us, Ukrainian diplomats, about opening a book of condolences in memory of ayatollah Khamenei and the military leadership of Iran. I decided to respond - and do it in a public way. The letter explains why." 👇 (Olexander Sherba)

Agreed.

So the Kremlin Gambit it is. Very well.

So, calendar spring is here. Ukraine surviving this winter was not a miracle. It is tireless, professional, devoted, 24/7 work of Ukraine's energy workers and Defence Forces. Heroyam slava!

I notice how quickly ruSSia comes to the aid of yet another ally.

Daran hat sich nichts geändert

Conspiracy theory: Iran strikes back by way it knows well, terror in the US. The regime has been inviting that for months but nobody suitable has bitten so far. A nice big terror attack gives the Turdists reason to put troops on the streets and finish the fascist coup.

Yea, like that.

Somehow this gives off Far Cry 5 vibes.

Wir brauchen SO dringend Öl und Gas, wenn sogar die fuck Februarsonne ausreicht, um den Börsenpreis für Strom auf 0 zu bringen.

Whyyyyyyy?

One thing is for sure: the first politician that crawls back to Mordor after the war will get my fist in his face. Wall. Forget those animals exist. If anything moves in the future DMZ, shoot without warning. They don't want us, we don't need them, fuck off.

Hallelujah die Kronen Zeitung hat endlich den ersehnten Migrationshintergrund der Wiener Friedhofsmordverdächtigen (14) gefunden. Tagelang mussten sämtliche heimischen Foren hoffen, jetzt, endlich, kann hemmungslos gehetzt werden.

I'd fucking hope it's rude!

NIEMAND würde eine Sachertorte vom falschen Ende her anfangen 😂

He won't stop lying. The End.

Most profound profile on them ever.

Kurzfassung: Es ist mir scheißegal, und das beinhaltet meinen letzten persönlichen Kontakt dorthin. Wenn ihnen was nicht passt -> 1905 oder weiter wie die Lemminge einfach hinnehmen.

This is the way.

I don't want to do Turd today. Parched. Here's something pretty instead.

Sorry Canada. Donald Turd won Olympic gold :(

🏒 Go 🇨🇦!

Nice concentration camp system they are planning there. Like back then, private companies are to profit. www.wired.com/story/metada...

This weekend: rebuilding iCloud services on my home server so I don't have to subscribe & sponsor golden trinkets from Apple to Donald Turd any more. No, I'm not expecting to have sex ever again 😂

Flashback triggered #viennasky

Watching his speech. Greatest Hits, me me me ME. Why they don't gently get him off that stage and into elderly care is beyond me. Even the scummiest fascist must see by now that all he does is make them look like fools.

So he has to ask Congress now. And Congress will certainly say nay 🤪 Oh, no. They won't. But at least he can't feel like a king in that regard any more. Which, of course, is why he loves tariffs so much. He alone decides and nobody can stop him. Well, no more. Small victory but a welcome one.

No further comment.

We're now in the alien 👽 phase of distractions from the Epstein Files.

LOL. It'll be 15 degrees C and quite spring-ish on Sunday.

Take me to your dealer. thehill.com/homenews/adm...

Update. This is the way. bsky.app/profile/bann...

I hate all the forcing of feedback. Yea, you did the job I pay you for now bugger off. Don't send me endless 'How did we do?' e-mails. Same for professional connections. I get three offers, I accept one and not the others. Daily business. No need to write and call and call again and steal my time.

No @cnn.com. That's not what's happening. Those 2 are not diplomats, they are consiglieri. They are not 'solving' anything, they are looking for how to best line Turd's and their own pockets. Fucking NAME IT!

Oh hi, constitution. How are you doing 🩺.

Public Service Announcement: Dear Fellas of NAFO! Could you all please remove the Darth Putin Blocklist. Half of you have blocked the other half by using this blocklist. Please spread this message far and wide, it is getting out of hand now.

Do eeeeeeeeet!

Here we go. Canada+EU+CPTPP. 1,5 billion people, GDP roughly 35 trilion. That thing would be a huge FUCK YOU to China as well as the US.

Irgendwie beruhigend, dass es noch sowas wie halbwegs normale Winter gibt. Er könnt' sich trotzdem langsam schleichen.

We are all Chief Brody this week.

Und da kamen die her. Bei den Superspreader-Demos immer schön hinter den nazis her und natürlich gesteuert aus Moskau.

Fuckin' A.

Going fast now... 🇪🇺

Wow Little Marco got through his speech without insulting Europe. Also, he's not in the Epstein Files. Guess he'll be out of a job on Monday.