No AI slop needed for IWC Schaffhausen. That's your ad for the next 20 years right there. edition.cnn.com/2026/04/13/s...

I see he had a busy time posting gibberish about the Reflection Pool (same shit many times) and being racist. Normal.

Yay!

Must-go Termin alle 2 Jahre!

So, what will the new MAGA media mogul be called? Something fancy like Whitey White's Witness? 24 Hour Turd? Or just be honest and call it USA 1 in lockstep with Russia 1?

That's right. Adobe is enshittification quicker than anyone in the history of enshittification. Way to chase off decades-long loyal customers!

OK this is funny. Posted within 3 minutes of each other.

Never forget.

Nice. The promised 90 billion for Ukraine have cleared. Not willing to pay but at least not blocking: 🇭🇺🇨🇿🇸🇰🙄

"I would've won Vietnam very quickly." - Donald Trump, Vietnam War Draft Doger @anntelnaes.bsky.social

Der Beratungsstelle ZARA, die Opfern von Hass im Netz hilft, wird die staatliche Förderung gestrichen. Das ist verständlich, schließlich ist das Internet in den letzten Jahren zu einem Ort der Herzenswärme geworden, alle setzen sich nun für Fairness ein, besonders US-Techmilliardäre und ihre Firmen.

Run Fatboy Run (2007) must be the most outlandish science fiction movie of all time. I mean, a man, *any* man running away from Thandie Newton? Nah. Too far out.

Marathon vorbei, letztes Wasser gereicht, jetzt Gewitter. So is' brav #vcm

Bulgaria is voting in the next Orbán today. 🇧🇬, like Hungary, is basically living off the EU's teat. Go Bulgaria 🙄

Let's fly

Having a shit day. Tell me stupid jokes, thanks.

That seems to sum it up nicely. MAGA Stupid is, of course, completely captivated by his incredible negotiating skills 🤪

@pancakesyndrome.bsky.social List abuser. Kill.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Resident Alien is fucking GREAT?

Blockempfehlung: bsky.app/profile/spei... Nur Aggro und andere für dumm erklären, trägt sonst nichts weiter bei.

Oh look, fresh enshittification.

LOL nothing is working here and still I managed to get blocked for no reason by a few randos I have never interacted with 😂

Glory to the @bsky.app team for bringing us back! Had to actually *work* all morning WTF!

Will @jay.bsky.team please stop late night vibe coding 😂

Frage an die Solarbubble hier. Wenn ich mir ein Balkonkraftwerk anschaffe, dann produziert das Ding ja wenn alle produzieren. Sprich, am meisten wenn der Preis negativ ist. Muss ich dann fürs Einspeisen zahlen? Ich will eh nicht einspeisen aber anders geht das nicht so wie ich das verstehe?

No shit SherlocKKK.

Here's me looking like Batman.

Ja, bitte ganz schnell.

Der Russen-Roger (Köppel) hat sich ein bissi blamiert. Was für ein elendes Putinzapferl...

I consider Orban losing the election to be an interference in the internal affairs of my Hungarian Oblast.

The President of the United States posted this - himself as Jesus, resurrecting Epstein - last night. Totally sane. The nuclear codes are in good hands 🤪

Ey 'muricans, did you see how we do elections in Europe? 3 hours to a clear result, complete with paper trail in case somebody demands a recount. Screams of 'fakery!' are laughed out of the room because that's nearly impossible. This works even in a half dictatorial system like Hungary.

Aurora Borealis 🤫 @aborealis940 · 1h #Ruszkikhaza! 😅 #Russians go home !

Looking good, 🇭🇺. And they haven't even counted the (liberal) urban votes yet. vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026?filt...

Follow the election results in Hungary here. They are expected to start rolling in around 20:00 CET: vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026?filt... It's in English, not Alien.

Experiment successful.

We got ourselves a Triangle of Sadness situation here, don't we #sendhelp #dontspoiler

Thrash is the right kind of highly entertaining trash for a lazy Sunday afternoon. Also available without any subscriptions 🏴‍☠️

“You can’t possibly make the Cybertruck any uglier.” “Wanna bet?”

#BidenFundedNASA In 2025 Chump tried to defund NASA but he failed. He is trying again this year.

Coming up: 15 seasons of Star Trek: Whitey White Goes To Space. Now with 500% more phasering brown-ish aliens and weekly cameos by Naziferatu Miller and Pete Kegsbreath!

Interesting world map in For All Mankind. For some reason, Albania, Denmark and Slovakia aren't in. Yugoslavia seems to have broken up in that world too. The coast is out, Zagreb/Agram region is in, as is half of Scotland. Weird.

Sincerely… NASA couldn’t have chosen a better team of people for this mission. They have been a bright light in the shadowy time here. It’s been a joy to watch. #nasa #artemisii

The truest thing I’ve read today….🤣

That's because it was among the best. That meta stuff was absolutely bonkers and endlessly entertaining. Tatiana Maslany is a diamond wherever she shows up. As per usual, 'fans' hated it because it wasn't more of the same. I mean, she even breaks the fourth wall at one point to address just that 😂

Art of the Deal!

USA 2026

🌅 in Europe. Looks like the world is still standing and I'll have to go to the office. For Turd, back to perfectiong fascism in the US I guess. Much less resistance.

I, European marketing drone, am getting tired of explaining the difference between the 25th Amendment and impeachment to Americans including Representatives.