i respect it when an injury-prone guy really has everything. like why not

wow did not realize today was the anniversary of joi’s suicide, rip to himself

really didnt think at any point ottawa would lose ☹️

thank goodness fils won so there’s no chance we see that hat again

In addition to Pens being 0-for-8 this season challenging goaltender interference, opponents are now 4-for-5 this season doing so against Pens -- and 7 for their last 9 going back to April, 2024.

🗣️retro!

folks really be enunciating “qatar” these days

this mf thinks this song is about them 🤦‍♀️

“unshakeable pessimism” goes so hard as a chart title

you’ve opened the Bible, in a public place. you’ve opened the Bible, to the very first page

meddy is on one

watching baby driver (2017) but shaking my head every time the baby driver is on screen and also when kevin spacey is

dario amodei is too busted to have such a dope name

meddy w/ the elusive three-shot pass

Milkshake PUCK was right there Shiv

what the hell did i miss

nyt does not know ball

my ills are reticulate, my woes are granular: the ants weigh more than the elephants

walkover win over #1 seed as a lucky loser gotta be the best feeling of all time

whites people love to be like “we’re going down down in an earlier round”

Beer kills brain cells? Yes - And I am using it to prune my brain. Too many dumb thoughts, let us trim it like a bonsai. What new beautiful thoughts will sprout, will blossom after these five miller high lifes…

rudest thing in the world when someone just grabs ur mouse & starts scrolling around

always thought thrifting was a myth but today I found an anthology sport coat for $32

muchova!! #weareallwitnesses

fellas…would you look at your wife

fully addison rae pilled

second-generation member spouse of a b-52s hater support club

i was sitting in the hollywood hawaiian hotel

todays pangram just came to me

that olympic gold was the 2020 super bowl for djokovic

carlos really helped novak get the last trophy he didnt have wow

no juan carlos in the box for the celly 🥺

The cause of the male loneliness crisis is that they arrested Jeffrey Epstein, the only man who appears to have had friends.

americas only good politician

celebrini goated w/ the sauce

s3 might be peak mad men. classic after classic

Bolsonaro supporters protesting and demanding that he is set free got hit by a lightning bolt, 3 persons are in hospital now.

comforted every day that our beautiful 2nd amendment rights prevent an authoritarian government from running roughshod over its citizens

Let me give you a thought experiment: Imagine not just a ban on qualified immunity for authority, but a reversal; a new legal framework, under which authority bears greater responsibility than civilians in matters involving force—as it should. www.the-reframe.com/absolute-imm...

awesome that espn unlimited serves only to limit my ability to watch tennis matches that I previously could view w/o issue

lmao my tw*tter acct was suspended merely for restating jk rowlings implicit premise

funniest explanation is trump is doing a classic nickname burn but doesn’t realize that Iceland is already a place

what the hell is espn unlimited why cant i watch my tennis

Neckst man up

if costco food court was any good they would have dr pepper

texans offense most stoppable force