Uncle Sam had a great cheating song with I Don't Ever Want To See You Again but that cat was hurt. Sounded like he was singing directly into a shotgun

Support me while I bullshit

what’s worse is having to be reminded of your lines….its already some bullshit and now EYE gotta remind you to pretend to be concerned?

The federal government is telling you they cannot afford to house you, feed you, educate you or heal you — but that they do have enough resources and scale to criminalize, assault, deport and incarcerate your neighbors simply going to work or taking their kids to graduation.

maybe it’s the shock that I actually left but I feel good about it right now.

I’m back to mainly posting about books and stuff because honestly…things are shit. Idk, read what the fuck you can y’all.

I want to take my son to the zoo but it’s hot and I don’t think he’d really enjoy it.

Watching my son dance is so funny. He be swanging these lil hips 😭

Tell your kids to get in the shower. My goodness these teenagers stink.

Whether I accept the apology or not, you do me wrong I fully expect you to kiss my ass.

Reminder a child is gonna drag you for many things, being gay will never be one of them 😭 Niece asked why I never kiss girls, I told her I liked boys and this lil demon gon say “I ain’t seen no boys either though!” 😭😭 double homicide

Talked about this on the bird app but U-Haul really will give you a 30ft truck with no training and nary a CDL and say You Got This

Self aware to know I’m not okay mentally and I need to do therapy and commit to it A lot of shit I do is because of what I’ve been through No it not okay nor an excuse but younger me would disappoint in some of my ways I wouldn’t have these ways if things didn’t happen to me but ig it’s my life

it rains every day during the summer in Tampa, why does this weather shock me?

I should have bought a case of those blunts when they offered

They’ve discontinued the blunts that I use. I’m so sad

I’m so annoyed & everybody ugly.

feeling down when the weather is warm just feels wrong.

UNDERWOOD: Do you believe that the US government has the authority to deport American citizens NOEM: No, and we are not deporting US citizens UNDERWOOD: Several American citizens have been deported

One thing I’ma do is let you go. Ain’t no “let’s talk about it” again and again. Have a nice one.

I immediately changed my mind as soon as I told people.

We having people at the house tomorrow. I gotta cook all this food 😩😩

I’ve been grabbing creamer from the gas station because I’m too lazy to go to the grocery store.

Reporters need to stop showing up at the White House.

wfh has blessed me so much.

It makes me feel good to wake up and cook breakfast for my kids before I take them to school. It’s really a privilege everybody doesn’t get.

My first ever celebrity childhood crush is still fine. I am very proud of myself. 🥰🥰

I snuck to insomnia cookies today and definitely got what I deserved for going…

I ain’t got no business being in this store smh

Get ready for Taurus season yall and toughen up that skin🤭…the stampede is on its way 🐂🐂🐂

Why does Ashley Darby keep singing in public?

Mentos is the most underrated candy of all time

beginning the struggle of trying to get my baby to take a nap.

Naps are tricky because if you miss the nap window you’ll spend the rest of the day trying to keep them awake so they can sleep at night.

He’s got 30 minutes until he’s just “up” for the day.

My son has been fighting this nap since 11am. He’s fucking exhausted but won’t go to sleep 😩😩😩

Just realized my baby has been waking up in the middle of the night and taking pics in my phone 😭😭😭

I haven’t been on Spill app in over a year. Grand opening, grand closing-type vibes.

I notice when I get up and get moving I tend to have a good day.

Have I told y'all what they've done with fried chicken??

Hanging with married couples sounds cool but I don’t want to watch other people argue then pretend like that not what they doing.

I hate when you turn around in line and bump noses with the person behind you…please back up

What’s some good razors for men who have to shave daily?

Where is Black Youngsta?!

my house is clean and I have dinner cooked all before 4pm….i am so back

I feel better than I have in a while.

Happy baseball day to those who celebrate

I’m laying in bed because I don’t want to go into the office.