Foreign trade missions and the lobbyists and PR firms working for the Andurils of the world are single-handedly propping up the DMV's escort market right now

USMC SAW gunner, 2026, in full kit: “Ew, Starbucks?! Really, bro? The coffee at Exquisite Creatures on Ash Street is so much better than Starbucks!” Me in Kabul, 2012, holding a monkey’s paw: “I wish the military didn’t have to always deploy to shit holes.”

northrop grumman was smoking louds when designing this

Robot Jox needs a reboot/remake

Tracing...

I will be speaking at @kernelcon.bsky.social on Fri, Apr 3rd. The talk will cover previously-unreported features of the sedexp Linux malware found in the wild - including loading of a memory-only rootkit! Talk will cover how the rootkit was discovered & how to analyze with @volatilityfoundation.org

MSTIC is hiring! Current roles in US and AU. The Microsoft Threat Intelligence Center (MSTIC) is recruiting experienced nation-state threat hunters with highly honed threat intel analysis skills. MSTIC is responsible for delivering timely threat intelligence across our product & services teams.

State actors have a hard requirement to have access into telecoms, ISPs, and cloud providers of interest – always and forever If you aren’t actively finding and evicting them on a regular basis, you’ve missed them If you do successfully evict them, they will try again Access is their steady state

@bigbadw0lf.bsky.social www.instagram.com/share/reel/_...

Me climbing my ladder to hang Christmas lights today:

Underrated swag from @cyberwarcon.bsky.social

It was bread in captivity

Elon’s habitual underinvestment in security is about catch up to him The mentality of “we will go faster than the speed of IP theft” can work when it’s manufacturing with exotic metallurgy, producing terrible cars, or tanking a social media platform Adding a telecom to your ISP is a ticket to pain

Cyber threats to critical infrastructure are rising! Join Casey Brooks & Kyle O'Meara at #CYBERWARCON to explore tactics by CyberArmyofRussia_Reborn, CyberAv3ngers, and VOLTIZITE targeting water, energy, and telecom. Don’t miss this ICS & OT security talk!💡 🎟️ www.cyberwarcon.com/registration

The unfortunate reality of most software developers writing CRUD apps.

@volexity.bsky.social has published a blog post detailing variants of LIGHTSPY & DEEPDATA malware discovered in the summer of 2024, including exploitation of a vulnerability in FortiClient to extract credentials from memory. Read more here: www.volexity.com/blog/2024/11...

CISA Adds Two Known Exploited Vulnerabilities to Catalog

I can fix her

GRU Unit 74455 operators arguing about the minimum reading requirement to be a certified “Sandworm” operator:

😂🤣 (courtesy of @drunkbinary.bsky.social’s twitter)

lol this feels deliberate

When does Good Krebs get on here?

Analyst Life 3

How US Cybercom came to be

How TLP really works

Friday Vibes

Analyst Life 2

Analyst Life

Learning Vertex Synapse is a mother fucker

Rolling in his grave

@intel.bsky.social I am bastardizing your model for Vertex Synapse

I am just going to shitpost every meme I've made in the last year