I’m really conflicted about these Pacific Life commercials. On one hand “Somewhere Only We Know” is probably one of my ten favorite songs of all time, but on the other, whale slaps.

By the same logic and his current form, I didn’t expect Cam Young to play well. Big wrongo on that one.

Rory without a driver as a viable option is Thor without his hammer. Never felt like his week to me.

Hell of a grind to get to 69 by Fleetwood. On 13-14 it felt like he was about to start packing.

deleting a big ass game probably feels good as fuck for the computer

There’s an interesting subplot with this Open with LIV dissolving. Wyndham has established himself as the one remaining villain on tour but a win here by Hatton, the Big Golfer, P and even ?Rahm? would bring back what we had with Phil, Vijay, Poulter, etc.

I love the announcers lauding Shane Lowry’s celebrations (getting obscenely drunk) after his Open. Lowry is an asshole. He’s an Irish accent away from being Wyndham Clark.

Jordan Spieth is fucking terrible.

I’m now tired of how British people pronounce all words.

I’ve been watching The Open for 2 minutes and already hate how British people pronounce “Accenture.”

I mean—it doesn’t read great afterward but the core ask seems pretty reasonable… www.tmz.com/2026/07/15/l...

This Open Championship is baked out and the wind is down. The rough is up and most balls will end up there as the fairways are likely faster than the greens, but the rough is so dry it won’t matter. Winner is the guy with the best iron play. My pick is Scottie Scheffler. My long shot (>50:1) is P.

The idea of France and England both having 9 red cards in the consolation game is tasty.

These shots of these obnoxiously sexy middle aged Argentinians followed by Brits with a Vitamin B deficiency are amazing.

Kane is not Abel.

Bump

Pausa de Hidratacion

In a lobby diner watching and just saw the craziest looking appetizer I’ve ever seen. It turns out that it is a cactus and was at the table prior to this gentleman sitting down.

About 1,000 gathered at the Century City Mall to watch. Which—in fairness—is about as close as the uber rich get to a local bar.

Finally Jason Statham is playing himself in a movie called “Jason Statham.”

My wife claims that I have face blindness for blonde women and she isn’t entirely wrong. But in catching up with The Bear I thought Brie Larson was Liza Weil and I think I get a pass here.

With the French loss, the World Cup winner is now guaranteed to be from a country that my dad would have called “Mexicans.” (Actually that became the case when the United States lost.)

I would respect this French team more if they smoked during hydration breaks.

“Steve, your get your woman in line! We can’t have negative press because one of our significant others is driving their own controversy!” www.usatoday.com/story/sports...

I feel seen

As always @pablo.show and Dan Soder get it right. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

this is good

Okay—feels like the day to say it: While I owned it (via not returning my Columbia House slip) I’m not certain I’ve seen Jurassic Park.

“Verify your age” I remember it being acceptable for a group of male teens sitting around between games at a basketball tournament listening to Boyz II Men.

Tom Kim wins the Scottish Open. Credit to he and the presumed winner at the alt event (Lucas Glover): they are just good enough to stay in big fields. I’m not saying that as an insult—they’re under pressure and never miss when they’re up against it. May never be a Top 10 player but always there.

Really jacked for Seahawks fans who have less than zero experience with venture capital discussing how it will play in the NFL. May just cut out my eyes and ears to prevent intaking any of this content.

Door storage compartments should only be in the driver’s door. Every other one is for passengers who don’t clean the car to leave trash. Eliminate the temptation.

Mid-Atlantic male prostitutes this morning.

I’ll stop, but my god Landon is a wet blanket. Never heard a guy who sounds more like he needs a hug.

Like every Argentine player has a yellow. They’re going to finish the semis with six dudes.

Landon Donovan is so lifeless and devoid of emotion that in his biopic, he’ll be played by Heath Ledger.

I’m having a great time and then every time Landon speaks.

Futbol is life!

I guess you could call that a

Landon Donovan is so lifeless and devoid of emotion that in his biopic, he’ll be played by Heath Ledger.

I take it personally when I open the Spring Mix and it’s mostly spinach and chard and yes I am white why do you ask?

Hey thanks for sharing that article, mind if I yell at you about what I think the headline means?

My daughters are 12 and 10. Strongly considering moving out for 8 years.

The EA Sports CFB video game protesters won and got microtransactions out of dynasty mode. This is the first collective action win for CFB fans on a national level in... man idk probably decades. I'm glad the extra charges are gone but I mainly want that energy re: realignment and playoff expansion

Are we just glossing over the Jeffrey Toobin version???

Rory and Matt Fitzpatrick dueling for the Scottish Open lead as Scheffler misses his first cut in 4 years. Perfect overreaction opportunity. All of the money in my wallet and yours on Scottie repeating at The Open next week.

I maybe swing one person with this, but if you’re loving international competition and the reduced World Cup matches have you down, the best (non-masters) 2 weeks in golf are here. Scottish Open and British Open back to back. Imperfect, nuanced golf with international fields. Dive in.

And yet they refuse to make the live action Planes… www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...