Y’all I just got to go to a motherfucking GALA, my best friend got a teaching award, and then I got down on the dance floor with Moonie of Ren Faire fame. Was this a fever dream, y/n???

This pussy esoteric as fuck

I’ve started straight up bringing my sewing machine and working on projects in my prep periods. I hit tenure this year and now I fear no one.

Lmao y’all couldn’t stop asking me when the show is coming back during my break 🙄 so I’m here to tell you ✨s o o n✨😂 Signups open this weekend

Look, I just think planning any part of the teacher evaluation process in the weeks leading up to spring break is diabolical, okay?

Love when I can bring a fitting / sewing question to my mother for us to chew over. 🥰

Idk what it is, but I have been fighting for my LIFE against my adhd lately

There’s this kid who comes into the music room during his lunch on Fridays and absolutely WAILS some sickening blues guitar. Such a treat.

So who’s gonna come look at the moon with me??

And if I told you I just secured an apartment with a fully furnished dungeon?? What then? 😌

Does the prince of Egypt count as a musical (for show purposes)? 🤔

Omggg I loooove seeing other performers do black velvet 😍😍😍😍

Now I know you’re not asking me for a tip when there’s an 18% gratuity added onto each order. FOH.

Tell me why one of my students has a backpack full of expired slim jims.

If I don’t get this apartment, I’ll recover, but I would cry about it, like, a lot.

We’re playing Vivaldi in the squat rack, girl!

I have to get famous because celebrity jeopardy is the easiest jeopardy.

Giving up for lent

I really kept my March schedule suuuper open, I’m so excited to get high, put on a record, and peruse my atlas.

It’s the return of the Kinky Cabaret! Dolly Postpartum and Midwest Rubber, @magnuspup.bsky.social , have assembled each a stellar team of talent. Join us March 8th at The Baton Show Lounge. Show begins at 11:30. Snag tickets at events.humanitix.com/crc-kinky-ca...

Anyone moving and looking for roommates in the next couple months? I have wandered into an apartment that has no equal and we need a third.

Desperately need to get out of bed but I’m just yapping

What if u... got a ticket for LIT this Thursday???? Message me for the industry code. www.eventbrite.com/e/lit-a-lite...

Whatever happened to Vanessa Carlton?

Ever since I got my glasses a year ago, I can't stop whipping them off my face dramatically. My vision gets worse by the day, but it doesn't matter, they are a PROP, I have things to GESTICULATE about!

My pronouns are reply/guy

Who do I know that is a Car Guy? I need a Car Guy.

Yeah, I’ve got that dog in me** **rampant adhd

It's Valentine's Day, which means I'm doing one of my favorite (kinda BS) lessons of the year, in which I make a dramatic declaration that love is dead, fueled by the tragic story of Bibi & Poldi, an unlikely Galapagos Tortoise couple who, after being together for 115 years, mysteriously broke up.

The National Park Service has removed "T" and all mention of transgender people from the Stonewall National Monument. Trans women were some of the most influential activists behind the Stonewall movement and what followed. 3 articles of clothing laws were why raids happened. Erasure.

At work far earlier than usual. There are three teenagers roaming the empty halls, meticulously placing hundreds of tiny plastic babies all over the school.

Not to be dramatic, but my mouth hurts so badly I’m p sure I’m dying.

janelle monáe i am free every night of the week

Tbh, shocked Fantasmia isn’t already sold out. Crazy.

I deserve another treat after bravely going to battle with the shitty grommets I got tricked into buying.

As I've delved more into producing, I keep being surprised that one of the first filters for whether I/we accept a show submission is the same as grading student work: did you read the directions? NS. But maybe a little.

I’m literally in the house with them but now that y’all got me looking at pictures of my cats I’m getting so emotional they are so perfect and I love them so much, they deserve the entire world (a little bit of my eggs)

Happy Lunar New Year! I want mooncakes, but only the ones they had in Sagwa the Siamese Chinese Cat.

Plotting, plotting. (I was lukewarm on how these inlays looked, so I ditched them, but it was a cute little drapey exercise I guess)

Someone please educate me deeply, because the energy yesterday was rancid

If you see this, post something Blue (this counts, I said so)

It is finished. Got an act you love that’s been rejected from festivals & competitions? WE WANT EM! Tips & proceeds go towards travel costs for this year’s Chicago BHOF performers, whoever they may be! docs.google.com/forms/d/1bmH...

Meticulously erasing the hairball off my ass to make a promo. Life has gotten extremely niche.

How does one resist the siren call of the after-work nap? I have never succeeded.

The discourse is always tempting my resolve to not be loud & messy about things. Sometimes y’all are lucky I stay private, idk.

ICE tried to enter Hamlin Elementary School today here in Chicago. Despicable. Disgusting. Thank god CPS has trained their staff to refuse them entry in absence of a judicial warrant. Jfc.

If you need a little bit of sunshine this week, you should know that my 5th period asked to do karaoke in class this week and we all sang Alicia Keys together.

Taking a nap in your bed feels so much more depression-coded than taking a nap on the couch.

Hey pals, my union has put out an excellent toolkit you can use if you encounter ICE in Chicago. Save the screenshots to have on hand!