He's BIG

I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Spread the word about NSPM-7 🗣️

It’s like a whole big tent / hub. I can’t tell what exactly they’re doing but they are ARMED.

Check in question at work was "what's your favorite thing about Fall" and I was bullied for saying Libra season 😤

You ever unfollow someone, feel like that wasn't strong enough and go back to block them? Cuz same.

🐶: @magnuspup.bsky.social

Bark

Save the date!!!! Everyone is welcome at the dog show!

2/3 We know there is some confusion regarding the status of The Baton. They have been pushing ahead with renovations for their new rebrand. They will be taking a break from the renovations and opening up exclusively for CODE Night this Saturday evening.

My Dad texted me happy birthday a week early and I'm not sure how to respond 💀

On a scale of 1-10, how much rubber should I wear at boots tomorrow 🤔?

Love these updates! "Neither our venues, or MIR, will voluntarily assist any immigration official.. beyond the requirements of federal law" "For the safety and security of all attendees, we kindly request that no one wear any police, federal agent, or military badges or insignias in event spaces"

The father of my future children

An FYI to help with folks confusion, the "Eagle" bars are not a franchise and folks don't have to license the name, bars have just adopted the name after being inspired by the original. Would recommend looking up the history of the original bar, it's relation to leather, & the tradition of the name

The Gear Swap returns to MIR Weekend Help us out by volunteering at the Swap. Volunteers get the benefits of: Getting to shop the swap before open, so less crowds and more gear. Counting for two events, helping to fulfill membership requirements. chicagorubber.club/gear-swap

awruff meowww rawwrrr !! This collective and party are still young, but we're so proud of this last year and would be honored if you'd consider voting us "best party" at the Gaggy's, Chicago's third annual drag and nightlife awards Voting opens today @ linktr.ee/gaggyawards Xoxoxo Team Tailz 🐾

Btw I'm new and a drag king (usually) and I'm cool and make a lot of my own looks :)))

Always said that despite the Jurassic films I would still visit if someone ever made a real version of the park, but after reading the book I am never stepping foot on that island 😵🙅🏽‍♀️😭

what do you mean i gotta make a graphic to campaign for best makeup TAILZ best party (& best club kid >.<) 3 days after going under the knife 🔪🔪🔪✮☆♡

TY YAMAMOTO BEST CHEEKS GAGGY’S 2025

Nominating @magnuspup.bsky.social for Gaggy for Deepest Hole rn <3

VOTE Ty Yamamussy for BEST CHEEKS at the Gaggys! Nominations open 9/17 so mark your calendars 😘

What if? ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ #tailz4bestparty

important to keep your fucking eyes up right now- know your rights & the rights of others, film everything, deny all ICE agents entry to your jobs🚨 learn more: www.illinoisimmigrationinfo.org useful information to share^ blockclubchicago.org/2025/01/17/w... useful information to learn^

7 DAYS PRE OP! i will be paying 4K tomorrow/ i will be off of work for 6-7 weeks- my bio family knows nothing about this, i have been working & saving constantly. please consider donating to my expenses no donation is too small, i am grateful for all the love & support. IM SO EXCITED OMFG!

"gender fucky gay kink weirdo drag people" is about to be the official tailz slogan

BREAKING: Gov. JB Pritzker says the Trump administration has sent the Texas National Guard to Great Lakes Naval Base outside Chicago, awaiting orders to deploy to Chicago. Trump administration officials will target Mexican Independence Day (Sept. 16) celebrations. @wttw.bsky.social

new little monster

It was fierrrcccce y'all idkkk kinda tore

Been in splash more in the last month than my entire 10 years in Chicago

Alien sighting in Chicago 🛸

Kinky Cabaret is back with a Sunday Funday show. Hosted by our very own Dolly Postpartum, and featuring performances from Breon, Cicada Greene, Lilly Rascal, Mocha Mocha 2.0, Omani Cross, Ricky Ruff, Vanda LaRose and Diwa Oro Come and kneel Sunday, September 14th, 3pm - 5pm at the Newport Theatre

Bitches without upper body strength (I'm bitches)

Sometimes you make split second decisions, and then you ask yourself later what you were thinking Like why did booboo and I run/roll that generator a mile from foster beach to Hollywood instead of dropping it off? 😭 Idk, but it made sense in the moment

Awruff, Beach Tailz was so much fun! If you came and had good time or weren't able to make it and still want to support, we'd appreciate it so much !! 🐾💖

Tailz never failz

🐶🎤 "FINN IS GONNA JUDGE YOUR HOLES"

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TAILZ BEACH PARTY IS TODAY !! LOCATION: HOLLYWOOD BEACH 6-11 PM, SEE YOU THERE 🥳🥳

Beach Tailz in 24 hours !!! Location and set list dropping tomorrow morning !! Hole digging contest at 7 PM for all the pets that love playing in the sand !! ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ AWRUFF MEOWWW RAWRR

We're hosting a hole digging contest tomorrow at @niteof1000tailz.bsky.social beach party 🏖️🌊 Do you think you can dig one deeper than mine ??? 👀🕳️👊🏽🪏

1 DAY AWAY ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ NITE OF 1000 TAILZ TAKES ON THE BEACH!! Friday Aug 22nd (tmr!) 6-11 PM @ Northside location TBA tmr all details found at linktr.ee/niteof1000ta... WOOF MEOW RAWR !!!

come to the slaysian royale watch party tonight at rakkan ramen in uptown at 7pm :)

BEACH TAILZ IN 2 DAYS !!! 🚨 Will we see to there ?? When: this Fri Aug 22nd 6-11PM! Where: location TBA day of 🏖️🌊 🔗 linktr.ee/niteof1000ta...

I'm just kidding, I'm actually a dinosaur. Rawr.

Dear lord, @bottomboybenny.bsky.social has blessed my inbox with the best furry porn today, please send him all the best energy in return, amen

Awrufff!! Beach Tailz in 4 days !!! So excited we got the zoomies !! What: a pop-up party/fundraiser supporting @boobookittyfuck.bsky.social's top surgery recovery and Seraj's family in G*za When: this Fri Aug 22nd 6-11PM! Where: location TBA day of 🏖️🌊 🔗 linktr.ee/niteof1000ta...

Who wants to see @boobookittyfuck.bsky.social as stitch at the next Tailz?? Vote below 👇🏽👇🏽