Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today. Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂

So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck? How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon? Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵 If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???

Aesthetics for 2026 with no context: Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌 Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀 Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖 Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩‍💻 Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨

Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon

Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...

I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK. Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.

Truly and thoroughly...I do not matter. I'm fucking worthless.

@marithecat.bsky.social I mean...it is the best flavor...at least tied evenly with salt and vinegar for me 😂

Istg every time I think about Girl Scout Cookies - Girl Scouts magically appear at the library. Coincidence? I think not!

Why are we getting more snow? I do believe we have enough here right now...I do not need more..I'm cancelling my subscription to winter kthxbyeeee

I was being big silly and asked Mari if she regrets moving in with me yet bc I'm a gremlin. Mari: the only one who regrets moving here is you. Me: I don't regret moving here! Mari: walk outside in the snow and tell me you don't hate it right now. She's not even wrong. Fuck all this snow 😂

Me to @bawxxy.bsky.social: holy shit the piles of snow are taller than me! Nina: being taller than you isn't that impressive, but still :3 😂

Every time I make fries I think about the Heinz ketchups that were different colors and I long for a simpler time when my main concern was how the fuck did they make ketchup green?

Bweh...

If a muffin is basically a cupcake with fruit, then why isn't it a fruitcake? This thought brought to you by my dumb brain and the muffin I bought for breakfast while walking to work.

Just realized this will be the first year I haven't lived in Louisiana during Mardi Gras season....how...how do I get King Cake???

Hopefully 2026 won't suck. Doubtful.

"It's a bike lane, not a scooter lane," says some kid riding the wrong way in the bike lane...while I'm also on my bike. I just needed green onions from Giant, kid 😂

Patron: I'm going to call the President since he hates Wes Moore and Baltimore. That will fix y'all. What was the problem you may ask? The printer ran out of paper. Which...was promptly fixed.

Nothing like the feeling of getting off your first bus at exactly the right time and having to wait a total of 10 seconds for the connecting bus to get to the stop

I don't know why every app decided 2025 was the year they all needed to do their own version of Wrapped, but they need to read the goddamn room. The last thing I want to do is remember what happened this year.

*cries in freezing in the East Coast* 😂

I'm the cute one who does nothing

Is it depression or neurodivergent burnout? More news at 11.

Me, seven days deep into Christmas: I’m sorry but if you give me another partridge we’re gonna fight My true love: *sweating*

Another one lol. Patron (on phone): where am I at in line for the hotspot? Me: you're number 505 Patron: hmm...I'll give you $20 to move me up. Me: I can't do that sir. Patron: all right, $50. NO

I think I'm just gonna start a thread of crazy shit I've heard while on the job.

My brain: am sad, you know what we should do? Me: rest and take care of ourselves? Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes. It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>

Having a brain that immediately goes to worst case scenarios and thinks of ways to self destruct all the time is fucking exhausting.

Me: it's unusual that the library isn't closed the day after Thanksgiving or Christmas. Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas. YAAAAAAY

Asked my gf to bring my glasses to work. She drops them off, wanders behind my desk - I fuss at her that she can't be in a staff area and she says she says she doesn't care, and kisses me goodbye. An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE" :3

My navigation buttons are back on my phone yaaaay!!! Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!

Idk why some drivers just think that it is my goal to ruin their day simply bc I'm on a bicycle. Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.

I'm upset that the most recent Pixel update has my interface behaving more like an iPhone now. I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂

*Sipping kombucha at my desk* Little kid: what's that? Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda. Kid: Does it taste good? Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but: If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏

After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.

🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇 Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤 Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about. I'll be fiiiine :3 www.twitch.tv/alderfae

Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂

Getting in a raft with these crazy bitches. Wish me luck! www.twitch.tv/alderfae

There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids. Adding that description to all my bios. Moo, bitches.

Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses. Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂

First attempt at #digitalart Had fun!