I really love living in a big city, but...can we just kick all the men out? I feel like the majority of my problems with strangers end up involving a man.

My brain, for no reason: you're absolute shit, unlovable, and you should probably just die. Me: It's not even noon yet, wtf.

Apparently it's a 90s themed dress day at work and I forgot. Thankfully, I look like a goth girl that never left the 90s every day anyway. So... technically I'm in theme.

I wish more people understood that if I'm reading a book - that is the universal sign of "do not fucking talk to me. I do not want a conversation." I'm reading, shut up lol.

TIL that right turns on red was allowed in the US after the 70s oil crisis to save fuel. ROR turn lanes are incredibly high for pedestrian and cycle crashes. Yet...it saves fuel, so who cares? Killing people: fine Human-focused infrastructure: the woke left agenda. Wtf...

I'm still watching videos about street infrastructure and as an American I'm allowed to say this: The Europeans are right. We hate roundabouts bc Americans don't know how to use them. They're better than signaled intersections - y'all just don't know how to drive.

I watched a video about crosswalks and apparently, some have these flags you're supposed to hold while crossing the street instead of idk - making infrastructure slow cars down. If my city does this, I'm trying bricks to all the flags to throw at cars to make it even easier for them to see ppl.

Now that I bike everywhere, I find myself consuming a lot of material on urban infrastructure and this video I was listening to called stroads the "futon of the street" and now I can't unsee it.

It's not ok to touch strangers. It's not ok to touch strangers. It's not fucking OK to touch strangers. Bweh 💀

Shit I didn't expect to say today: Me: time to go home, y'all can't jump off of the furniture for a tiktok trend.

Had a random driver at the crosswalk roll down her window and compliment my look today. Apparently I am serving cunt, this fine Wednesday morning 😂

So, if my taxes are being funded for stuff by the government - then why does everything still suck? How do we know that it's not all just being horded underground for a big ass dragon? Dragons ❤️ gold. Gold = 💰💵 If the govt isn't funding Big Dragon then why are all the govt buildings so big???

Aesthetics for 2026 with no context: Goblin Accountantcore ✨ 💰 🧌 Existential Crisis Office Worker ✨ 🖥️ 🖨️ 💀 Baguette Futurism ✨ 🥖🤖 Cyberpunk Grandmother 👵🧶👩‍💻 Crustpunk Pigeoncore 🐦🎸🎧✨

Pigeons are a totally underrated bird and no one can convince me otherwise. Fuck the "rats with wings" slander - #teampigeon

Love having a patron get extremely aggressive with me to the point where my manager urges me to get to a secure area just bc I told him I have to contact security if he needs to use the phone...bc our desk phones are not public...

I'm gonna need old ppl on the bus to realize that having headphones on my head and watching tiktok on my phone is a universal sign of: NO I DO NOT WANNA MAKE SMALL TALK. Even without these markers, I do not wanna make small talk. Just don't talk to me. Lemme watch silly videos and ride to work.

Truly and thoroughly...I do not matter. I'm fucking worthless.

@marithecat.bsky.social I mean...it is the best flavor...at least tied evenly with salt and vinegar for me 😂

Istg every time I think about Girl Scout Cookies - Girl Scouts magically appear at the library. Coincidence? I think not!

Why are we getting more snow? I do believe we have enough here right now...I do not need more..I'm cancelling my subscription to winter kthxbyeeee

I was being big silly and asked Mari if she regrets moving in with me yet bc I'm a gremlin. Mari: the only one who regrets moving here is you. Me: I don't regret moving here! Mari: walk outside in the snow and tell me you don't hate it right now. She's not even wrong. Fuck all this snow 😂

Me to @bawxxy.bsky.social: holy shit the piles of snow are taller than me! Nina: being taller than you isn't that impressive, but still :3 😂

Every time I make fries I think about the Heinz ketchups that were different colors and I long for a simpler time when my main concern was how the fuck did they make ketchup green?

Bweh...

If a muffin is basically a cupcake with fruit, then why isn't it a fruitcake? This thought brought to you by my dumb brain and the muffin I bought for breakfast while walking to work.

Just realized this will be the first year I haven't lived in Louisiana during Mardi Gras season....how...how do I get King Cake???

Hopefully 2026 won't suck. Doubtful.

"It's a bike lane, not a scooter lane," says some kid riding the wrong way in the bike lane...while I'm also on my bike. I just needed green onions from Giant, kid 😂

Patron: I'm going to call the President since he hates Wes Moore and Baltimore. That will fix y'all. What was the problem you may ask? The printer ran out of paper. Which...was promptly fixed.

Nothing like the feeling of getting off your first bus at exactly the right time and having to wait a total of 10 seconds for the connecting bus to get to the stop

I don't know why every app decided 2025 was the year they all needed to do their own version of Wrapped, but they need to read the goddamn room. The last thing I want to do is remember what happened this year.

*cries in freezing in the East Coast* 😂

I'm the cute one who does nothing

Is it depression or neurodivergent burnout? More news at 11.

Me, seven days deep into Christmas: I’m sorry but if you give me another partridge we’re gonna fight My true love: *sweating*

Another one lol. Patron (on phone): where am I at in line for the hotspot? Me: you're number 505 Patron: hmm...I'll give you $20 to move me up. Me: I can't do that sir. Patron: all right, $50. NO

I think I'm just gonna start a thread of crazy shit I've heard while on the job.

My brain: am sad, you know what we should do? Me: rest and take care of ourselves? Brain: If by that, you mean get more piercings, then yes. It wasn't but...I meeeean >.>

Having a brain that immediately goes to worst case scenarios and thinks of ways to self destruct all the time is fucking exhausting.

Me: it's unusual that the library isn't closed the day after Thanksgiving or Christmas. Library's CEO: Hey guys, we changed the holiday schedule to be closed the day after Thanksgiving and Christmas. YAAAAAAY

Asked my gf to bring my glasses to work. She drops them off, wanders behind my desk - I fuss at her that she can't be in a staff area and she says she says she doesn't care, and kisses me goodbye. An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE" :3

My navigation buttons are back on my phone yaaaay!!! Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!

Idk why some drivers just think that it is my goal to ruin their day simply bc I'm on a bicycle. Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.

I'm upset that the most recent Pixel update has my interface behaving more like an iPhone now. I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂

*Sipping kombucha at my desk* Little kid: what's that? Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda. Kid: Does it taste good? Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂