Asked my gf to bring my glasses to work. She drops them off, wanders behind my desk - I fuss at her that she can't be in a staff area and she says she says she doesn't care, and kisses me goodbye. An older gentleman as he was leaving the library said, "you and your girlfriend are SO CUTE" :3

My navigation buttons are back on my phone yaaaay!!! Idk why the gesture navigations are the default. Hate it, but it's fixed woooo!

Idk why some drivers just think that it is my goal to ruin their day simply bc I'm on a bicycle. Bruh, I'm just trying to get to work.

I'm upset that the most recent Pixel update has my interface behaving more like an iPhone now. I don't want an iPhone - that's why I have an Android 😂

*Sipping kombucha at my desk* Little kid: what's that? Me: it's Kombucha, it's a special type of tea that is fizzy like soda. Kid: Does it taste good? Me: ummmm...it's complicated 😂

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but: If you need a librarian to help you print photos from your phone and you are technologically challenged - at least delete your nudes off the device before you come to the library and ask for help 🙏

After spending the last decade working in libraries, there are just some noises I tune out - like the sounds of people cussing out the security guard until they say something really creative.

🦇✨Your favorite cursed possum witch is live! ✨🦇 Grab your broomstick, light the candles, and join me in the trash bin for some mischievous magic!🐾🖤 Join me as I play Hades, a game I've never played and somehow managed to never learn anything about. I'll be fiiiine :3 www.twitch.tv/alderfae

Living in a polycule means getting an impromptu 🔫 safety lesson from your leather jacket wearing gf while her gamer gf is downstairs on Discord waiting for her to get back on the game 😂

Getting in a raft with these crazy bitches. Wish me luck! www.twitch.tv/alderfae

There's something weirdly hilarious about being called a "cantankerous old cow" by a random strange man bc I kicked him out of the library for creeping on the kids. Adding that description to all my bios. Moo, bitches.

Living with gf expectations: snuggles, cute dates, lots of kisses. Reality: Constantly giggling upstairs bc she's in the basement on her PC making the most unhinged commentary on YouTube videos 😂

First attempt at #digitalart Had fun!

As a librarian, I share this sentiment. I do not have or want children of my own, and I am perfectly happy to be a part of the 'village' that helps shape children into intelligent, kind, and empathetic humans.

Truth

Maybe I'm weird, but I think the best thing about having a day off from work is not having to put on a bra or pants for a full 24 hours.

Apologies #4: Margaret Atwood #edusky #academicsky

must-read from @katherinelocke.bsky.social hechingerreport.org/opinion-ever...

No stream tonight buuuut I'm streaming #Pentiment on #Twitch tomorrow at 1pm central time. There's a rumor that a silly blue cat may join me in more MeDIEval Murder Mystery adventures! Link:Check out this video "(18+)MeDIEval Murder Mystery| Alder Plays Pentiment" www.twitch.tv/alderfae/v/2...

Step 1: Steal Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's hat. Step2: get unsolicited flirting by an army of undead twinks Step 3: PROFIT

Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.

I need teleportation to exist now so that I can travel wherever I want and have regrettable Amazon purchases hit my door step faster.

'I don't wanna get caught by gay priests!' -Alder, 2025 I'll be continuing #Pentiment and saying more unhinged shit. www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

And the lord your god, aka some dumbass possum on the internet hath proclaimed: Jesus was a twunk. Happy #Pride ya'll www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

God, please reincarnate me as a Bodega cat

Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns

I need this as a sticker so I can pop them onto random cyber trucks.

The feminine urge to shave off all your hair and just wear wigs in different colors.

Me in my natural habitat

Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car. BoyareDee’s Arms tired

I heard about girlies syncing up, but I did not expect that to apply to video games that I and my best friend decide to stream in the same week >.>

Me this morning fr

Me: I probably shouldn't listen to his band, all their songs are sad. My dumb, depressed little bitch brain:

$50 for a toe bean, $500 for full frontal possum paws :3 www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

🎶Backpack, Backpack🎶 www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

:3

Goth Ankha

Today I learned I could fill an IHOP kitchen with tiddie pancakes. No I will not elaborate.

I totally know what I'm doing >.> www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

Working out the logistics with a coworker for the new escape room we're designing. Coworker: is the term "danger noodle" millennial cringe? I'm still not sure.

There was a Netflix show a couple of years ago called Fear Street 1994 that featured an Amiga 2000 running AOL on Windows 3.1.

Streaming me: Hope ya'll like my sick music Chat: Who's...who's gonna tell her she forgot to turn on the audio?

And so the dumb out of pocket shit begins... www.twitch.tv/alderfae/cli...

Brb, off to punch God in the dick since he woke up and decided, "You know what, I'm gonna make getting out if a hot shower in winter the most uncomfortable experience for those little action figures on Earth. Yeah..."

Her: Death comes for everyone. Me: Hah! And you said I was incapable of making someone come!