i think phils makeup pics are for the calendar and i cant wait for the behind the scenes if so

in hindsight im really glad i wasnt able to bag m&g tickets to TIT bc i probably would have ended up with only group photos and i am just glad that it didnt happen! a blessing in disguise

im combing through old screenshots (from an old phone on an external hard drive) on my incredibly slow pc and i have yet to find one single post that ive been looking for 🧍‍♀️

im listening on spotify but im refreshing youtube bc i drastically prefer watching podcasts 🧍‍♀️

hi does anyone have the bark sound effect that dan and phil use? i swear i had it at one point but i cannot find</3

forgive me if ppl have already said this i havent been THAT online but i wonder how many abandoned phanfics are gonna be resuscitated

having a silly little drink and rewatching the video. i feel so strongly about the people (not phannies) who dont understand the significance of this video like. you could never understand why this makes me cry and twists my heart and makes me feel so proud of them

i cried

exciting life update: i got a god tier zip up hoodie and ill be cutting thumb holes into it as soon as im brave enough (also motivated enough bc i’ll need to stitch the edges so it doesnt fray)

its truly so beautiful how at age 12 i watched dan howell sing ravetime while christmas lights strobed and now any time i see flashing lights i have to sing it

i am hoping the day where i can enjoy dnp again is coming soon and i can watch however many months of content ive been missing out on but it is still not today so i am just here 🧍‍♀️

i love you clocky trans women i love you clocky trans men i love you enbies who don't pass as binary i love you trans people who are visibly trans i love you i love you i love you

ive been trying to drink a glass of v8 juice every day to help increase my vegetable intake but i fear i am growing tired of it

i wish i could yap about my #1 special interest but if i wish to keep my online presence separate i have to not do that. its just kinda fun its like my alt account except its not deep secrets just me in the void

oomf sang me happy birthday in front of the whole crowd i am crying

watching a 25 minute concert video from 2017 that has such heavy bass that most songs arent recognizable i miss them so bad

my lesson that im taking from being 24 is that the block button is actually awesome. you would really think it wouldnt have taken me 12 years of being online but im here now and this rocks

im so late but happy virgo season we r the best<3

oomf (my favorite band) needs to start acting right

had a dream that i met dan and phil and then there was a phupload even though i havent been able to watch their videos in months, ur welcome i manifested it

the first time i ever dyed my hair(2014?), the last time i bleached my whole head (2016), and the first time bleaching my whole head (today) have all been KeshaHairTM. god bless

i am truly so grateful for the people who are in my life. it is so nice to be seen :’)

bsky give me drafts pretty please<3

keshas new album is literally so good oh my god i havent had new music make me feel like this in so long

i have things to say but i am an adult i hate it here 😔

I hate corporate pride as much as everyone. However, the fact that not as many companies are openly supporting the lgbt community (even if it’s just for financial gain) is kind of scary. I think it says a lot about the direction that global politics is heading.

happy pride month!

Pride is all about inclusion… but any event without masking is not inclusive of disabled and chronically ill people. Mask up for Pride! Make it fun! Get a mask chain or colourful stickers. Now more than ever we must protect one another, and masking is community care.

Happy Pride Month to everyone else who is also chronically ill and high risk and unable to participate in Pride Month festivities because folks won't mask. I see you. Your love is still valid. And to everyone else who can safely attend events this month, please mask up.

something funny and ironic happened but it will not be public at this time 😔

this is me in case anyone was wondering

i had such a good day its unreal and to humble me i think i might have tweaked my ankle but its okay im BALLIN

experiencing gender envy for david tennant in a kilt (i remembered the BAFTAs 500 miles video. i am about to watch it on repeat)

my hips and ribs are constantly fighting to see who will be the problem and today it is my hips 🧍‍♀️

CHAT SOMEONE CAME INTO MY WORK WEARING THE DONT CRY CRAFT SHIRT AND WE YAPPED AND SOMEONE CALLED THEM AND THEY HAVE A DAN AND PHIL RINGTONE LFG!!!!

its been really funny bc like. growing up on the internet i used to chronically overshare, then i stopped doing that as much, then i did it again on bsky bc i have a little anonymity here, and again i p much stopped. it brings me great joy that ppl do not know what im doing

explain ur @ when i was 12 i wanted to copy dans username and now at 24 that username was finally available (bc people stopped doing isnotonfire like they did back in the day)

im scratching the walls i need oomf to come back to instagram </33333

im so glad im a lesbian

you see what i'm getting at? they view certain people (read: disabled people) as useless, so they want us gone. it doesn't matter if it's through "a cure" or just killing us. it's all eugenics.

disabled people deserve to live fulfilling lives no matter their productivity to society

Now, then, forever

Just so you’re aware, if you wear glasses, that’s a mobility aid and you’re disabled. Glasses are just so normalized that most people don’t see it as such. Imagine if most mobility aids were that way. Imagine how much more respect disabled people would get. It’s completely possible.

i love being a lesbian and cutting my girlfriends hair