i know he didn’t want one but i made dr. robby a cake for his sabbatical :’)

i love borrowing books from the library :)

staying up way past my bedtime for bieberchella

no one ever wants to golf with me in gta online 🥀

why did ‘swim’ look like a perfume commercial 😭

ok i’m finally watching the pitt and i can’t stop 🫩

tonight at 5pm central, @alexisdotgov.bsky.social and i will be doing a cozy craft stream to raise money for the minnesota freedom fund ❤️ tune in and join us if you’re able ❤️ mnfreedomfund.org

i had 0 interest in the new wuthering heights movie..... until i saw ewan mitchell being a freak in the teaser. now i obviously have to see it 🥀

what gif comes up with your name

tiny bookshop is really getting me through the horrors rn

well, yes, but i’m getting better at saying no

finally getting my wife to watch sky high with me tonight!! 🥰

starting my birthday off right with ice cream for breakfast and ice planet barbarians!! then hmj stream, possibly hitting men of my own, followed by making my wife watch rivals with me 🥰

i got emotionally attached to the spider living in our bathroom, but yesterday when i was showering (vulnerable), i looked up and saw her charging at me full speed… like?? how do we come back from that??

at a queeraoke event and no one is doing sneakernight??

went on tiktok to support hmj and the first thing on my fyp was a gay autistic minion

i don't have a switch 2 but i do have a beautiful wife and a fat ass so i'm still winning

age yourself with a toy from your childhood: amazing nails barbie and i still remember every word of the jingle 🫡

the pokémon that runs this account:

living it up in the build-a-bear nightclub, is that okay??

my goal this morning was to get my hot girl walk in before stream and even tho it started raining… i did it

🤔 not sure what to make of this mix... openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

kullenite reminded me of my favourite enamel pin ever by @/sugarbones (i don't think she makes them anymore 🥀)

thanks chat that was so much fun !!

not this being the discord preview 😭

really wish i was watching the lizzie mcguire movie at a slumber party rn but i’m not and i just have to be okay with that

the exact face i make when i find out i was right about something

💅🏻

mood

a movie/show that takes place where you’re from 🎥

deedee (mega) doodoo mention in hellboy 2??

if you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

i just finished a speedrun of bg3 and teared up at the ending even tho withers looked like this 🥲

s/o Zora for creating this, send gush thoughts if you’d like 💕

i made my MIL oreo truffles for her bday tomorrow and also made up a golden oreo lemon-raspberry flavour… i was worried they wouldn’t be any good but chat, they’re gushin’ amazing 🤟

does anyone wanna be infinity nikki friends? i only have 2 🤭

happiest birthday to the martha stewart of driving trucks into things @halfmoonjoe.com 💜

Without downloading new pics where are you mentally?

the green bird finally taught me some useful fake dragon language

the uber driver playing exclusively justin bieber music is exactly the good vibe i wanted before my appointment 🙏

nosferatu!!!!!!! 😭🤭

finally watched the substance and it was sooo movie. love. have got to play infinity nikki before bed tho lol

thank god for infinity nikki bc i have a scary medical appointment on friday and it’s helping me not think about it 💕

my wife is fucking eviscerating me at scopa!!! not very christmas-y!!!

my sweet angel hog passed away almost 5 years ago and christmas without him isn’t the same 🥀

a lot of my wife’s christmas presents are practical things (that’s what they wanted!!) and i’m pretty sure almost all of mine are toys 🥰

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ok spotify