Worst superhero ever is Kenny Rogers as The Gambler. ‘Knowledge of when to hold or fold cards’ doesn’t make for great stories.

My favorite Whitney Houston album cover is the one where she looks like a no nonsense personal injury lawyer

would love to think I'm too good to watch Paul/Tyson tonight but I'll see you there

Watching Gladiator. It’s great when a movie is as fun as you remember when you were a bloodthirsty 11 year-old

(Fred Schneider voice) you got a fast CAR

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