@terselyverbose.bsky.social www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8bu5tbt/

Me as fuck

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

@heavydishongry.bsky.social In case you didnt know the next installment comes out in 23 days lol

@plotlesspodcast.bsky.social I have a request for an official podcast read along/book club

@plotlesspodcast.bsky.social here are your #worms. They are majestic and I will not be taking criticism.

Every girl needs her hobbies 🤷🏻‍♀️ www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yF7FfT/

Ive been asked no less than 6 times in the last 2 days if im "Seriously 39" Why would I lie about being almost 40? Lol. Its not my favorite thing about me either, I assure you lol.

Im already tired

The prance of a tiny idiot that decided he needed to march in a summoning circle, sniff the air for omens, find true magnetic north, and consult with the old gods before finally taking his 3am poop. 🫩

Obviously @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social

Ah yes...medieval...lol #SpotifyWrapped

I wish I understood why my tiktok was overtaken by the #excelworldchampionship I would ALSO like to know why I watch every video in its entirety...

I am open to being wrong but im almost 100% sure this book will ACTUALLY be "The case for settling for someone just as miserable as you, because at least you'll have someone else to blame" #LiveReading #BookRage #FeministChaos #MidlifeManicReads #NotMrGoodEnough

#catsky Enjoying the #ArizonaViews before we leave ♡

I had...a month...

2025 cant be real right? Like we are all going to wake up on Jan 1st and it will all be one shitty little joke...right?!

It happens 🤷🏻‍♀️

Just call me Emily J. Sullivan

brb reinventing myself

You know what you did @magic.wizards.com

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but...

You can normally gauge how I am doing emotionally by how quickly I burn through T. Kingfisher books.

Please do not circle back Circle away Circle away forever

" I think I am too high before noon to make life altering choices about my feet" If anyone was wondering how I was doing on this fine, Wednesday, afternoon

Happy birthday to my other half

Why are all of my work rectangles also my fuck around rectangles. These should be different rectangles.