I like The Life of a Showgirl, it’s fun and upbeat, and a lot of the songs unserious. And honestly the world could use some unserious pop music.

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.

Past wanting to scream at the sky, considering just laying in the street and letting the universe do its thing

I slept like garbage last night so don’t mind me if a minor inconvenience pushes me to burst into tears

Show me the play you cowards

I wore a dress to the office today because I thought if I felt pretty, I would have a better day. All I feel is cold.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could just throw myself at windows for fun

But for fight club I reported word count based off vibes and the vibes where wrong

I wish time travel was real

So unfair, just because he’s cute, my coworker gets away with sleeping on the job

I’ve been married for 3 years today. Feels important to share

Why doesn’t Jackpot realize it’s Saturday and I want to sleep in

I HAVENT GOTTEN BURNED YET THIS SUMMER

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If you're at Fan Expo Denver go see our friend Nathan Harms of Harms Publications and the Fiction in Focus podcast!

And god bless her she responded differently in each one

The amount of group chats I just had to send this too… and somehow @heavydishongry.bsky.social is in all of them 🤷🏻‍♀️

I am so proud of you

Can't stop laughing about @terselyverbose.bsky.social trying to gently tap on a sculpture and accidentally hurling it across the room. "Can you hear this?" she asked, before chucking it into the void

Why is no one else awake with a low humming dread

There was a big event in my life this year and I am so lucky to live where I do that my husband could get the care he needed. If you can, please help me reach my goal for the heart walk, so more people can have access to the same care he www2.heart.org/site/TR/Hear...

SOMEONE USE MAGIC TO HOUSE BREAK MY DOG

I’m not lazy, I just don’t care

“I’m just tired”

Slept on the couch with the pup last night because his high pitched bark was making my headache worse. He thanked my by STEPPING ON MY EYE THIS MORNING

Do you know what’s better than working on your primary project? Working on a side project

Truly one of my top skills is taking any conversation and turning it into something about twilight

So even as the chaos of me looking for my laptop and then it dying - @vinceguerrieri.com was professional, kind and funny. Couldn’t have had a better guest on this week on @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5qxz...

During our podcast this week, my almost 20 year old laptop had 50% battery and thought this will be fine. At one point you can hear me say “I’m looking for my lap top charger” then later you hear @heavydishongry.bsky.social say “well you’ve inspired me to learn editing” because my laptop died.

Happy Wednesday! Here’s your midweek moment of zen. 😴 #wolfconservation #ambassadorwolf

Took the pup out, now playing with him a little. Hoping he won’t wake me up in 3hrs to potty again. His anxiety at night isn’t it.

Was hoping I’d feel competent in one of the many things I did today but (makes vague hand gesters)

Thanks to @vinceguerrieri.com for talking with us tonight about writing under deadline, small engine airplanes, and drive alongs!

What does the bug have to do with writing? Only one way to find out. Look out for our newest episode with author and journalist @vinceguerrieri.com

Tonight there was a meeting of the minds and kindly enough @vinceguerrieri.com and @heavydishongry.bsky.social let @terselyverbose.bsky.social sit in Please note the dangerously low battery

Even though @terselyverbose.bsky.social thought Grey publishing was just in a center fan fiction turned published book, @vinceguerrieri.com assured her it is a Cleveland based publisher you can buy his book directly www.grayco.com/product/weir...

Don’t let his cute bean position fool you, he was just a post bath rambunctious gremlin

Spotify: want this mix we mad of sad songs just for you Me: fuck yes I do (20 minutes later) Me: why am I crying? Spotify: (cackles) you asked for it

Someone’s running to the bathroom a lot today isn’t she

I didn’t know that the terminal tower sometimes vibes with the acts at Jacob’s Pavillion. Was a pleasant surprise last night

I see you @neorsd.org

"If what you're doing is legitimate and lawful, why do you need to cover your face?”

Wallows ❤️

I need motivation

When we get to sports, she and @aliencg.com take over, but the moment sports related witchcraft is needed I'm right back there in the game

I've known @terselyverbose.bsky.social since the 1900s and it still surprises me how often we are sharing the same brain cell about basically everything