I DIDNT KNOW THE SERIES WAS A 4 BOOK! I THOUGHT IT WAS 3 BOOKS! THE NEXT BOOK ISNT OUT UNTIL AUGUST OF 2026. I FEEL SO BETRAYED

Once again @neorsd.org wins

It’s Spotify Wrapped day! Thanks to all our listeners, to let our nonsense into your ears and life every week

I can’t believe I douped ANOTHER podcast to let me be a guest on their show. We discussed the movie The Warriors - which isn’t a musical but should be

Every year I am in a secret competition to be people’s first Christmas card, and gotta say I nailed it this year.

Was it because she ain’t got nothing in the back of her Honda?

I KNEW THERE WAS A GANG ON ROLLERSKATES

Watching the 1979 classic “The Warriors”

Watching the 1979 classic “The Warriors”

Me trying to convince @wesleywatts.bsky.social to join my newest business idea

What if our ideas are so bad, they actually become good through some sort of backdoor

FERAL SCREAMING

I am exhausted

Want to hear how I was duped by Audible and cried at work? Check out this weeks episode

Progress!!

My latest, for Ohio Magazine, on the forthcoming Mad Magazine exhibit at the Cincinnati Art Museum. www.ohiomagazine.com/arts/article...

Does anyone remember when #justgirlthings was big on tumblr? I snapped this picture and it made me think of that

Does anyone have any novellas they really love and would recommend

Have made progress on my insane goal

I like The Life of a Showgirl, it’s fun and upbeat, and a lot of the songs unserious. And honestly the world could use some unserious pop music.

Mars was the Roman god of war. That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.' Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices. That’s why we have Marshall’s.

Past wanting to scream at the sky, considering just laying in the street and letting the universe do its thing

I slept like garbage last night so don’t mind me if a minor inconvenience pushes me to burst into tears

Show me the play you cowards

I wore a dress to the office today because I thought if I felt pretty, I would have a better day. All I feel is cold.

Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could just throw myself at windows for fun

But for fight club I reported word count based off vibes and the vibes where wrong

I wish time travel was real

So unfair, just because he’s cute, my coworker gets away with sleeping on the job

I’ve been married for 3 years today. Feels important to share

Why doesn’t Jackpot realize it’s Saturday and I want to sleep in

I HAVENT GOTTEN BURNED YET THIS SUMMER

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If you're at Fan Expo Denver go see our friend Nathan Harms of Harms Publications and the Fiction in Focus podcast!

And god bless her she responded differently in each one

The amount of group chats I just had to send this too… and somehow @heavydishongry.bsky.social is in all of them 🤷🏻‍♀️

I am so proud of you

Can't stop laughing about @terselyverbose.bsky.social trying to gently tap on a sculpture and accidentally hurling it across the room. "Can you hear this?" she asked, before chucking it into the void

Why is no one else awake with a low humming dread

There was a big event in my life this year and I am so lucky to live where I do that my husband could get the care he needed. If you can, please help me reach my goal for the heart walk, so more people can have access to the same care he www2.heart.org/site/TR/Hear...

SOMEONE USE MAGIC TO HOUSE BREAK MY DOG

I’m not lazy, I just don’t care

“I’m just tired”

Slept on the couch with the pup last night because his high pitched bark was making my headache worse. He thanked my by STEPPING ON MY EYE THIS MORNING

Do you know what’s better than working on your primary project? Working on a side project

Truly one of my top skills is taking any conversation and turning it into something about twilight

So even as the chaos of me looking for my laptop and then it dying - @vinceguerrieri.com was professional, kind and funny. Couldn’t have had a better guest on this week on @plotlesspodcast.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/5qxz...

During our podcast this week, my almost 20 year old laptop had 50% battery and thought this will be fine. At one point you can hear me say “I’m looking for my lap top charger” then later you hear @heavydishongry.bsky.social say “well you’ve inspired me to learn editing” because my laptop died.