today is the last day you can retweet this

Hi friends, my dad is still recovering in the hospital but I need to pay the copays on his post-surgical meds. I still haven't received my Christmas bonus and also need to have surgery for my arm next month. We need $250. Venmo @Amanda-Kauffman-6647 Paypal [email protected]

It’s called the rtx 5090 because you turn 5090 degrees and walk away when you see the price

this would be my horse name if i was an uma musume

guys i didnt want to guilt you but im actually an angel that was kicked out of heaven for not getting enough likes on social media. yeah, that's how you get in now, it got too crowded so it's by influencer invite only, literally nothing else matters

conversation is a contest of wills, so it's important to keep your cards close to your chest. make sure to like their post AFTER replying so they don't know how long it took you to brainstorm, draft, and edit.

Old version of this witch sketch:

watched the phoenician scheme. firstly, great movie. secondly, i think i just do not fuck with wes anderson's style of comedy at all. havent seen a lot of his movies but all the ones i have seen turn all their best gags into less funny recurring bits

#ofthedevil is literally peak

Old art I still love :P

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

tharja :) #FireEmblem

i feel like i enjoy pop culture a good bit but you really have to develop a gut instinct for what to not give a shit about. i still dont know who sydney sweeney is or what she looks like

Tharja #tharja #fireemblem

If you're ever feeling lonely, just ask someone to explain their favourite obscure RPG Maker game, and the most gorgeous girls will come out of the woodwork

Christmas Stocking !

SHES COMING TOGETHER SO BEAUTIFULLY

I want a game that uses Disco Elysium's same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing... ...but it's about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps.

Gothic Christmas

“How can you be open on Christmas Eve?” Bitch! You’re literally in here doing business with me! It’s you!

i use the discover tab on bluesky. it's exactly like the following tab but 3 hours later and mixed in with bad political comics and niche fetish content

portal 2 predicted this

im da jokester babie!!

I like that she's dressed like a command and conquer fmv cutscene character

room temperature pepsi tastes like an ashtray

got some gifts for a white elephant

lol holy shit

Doll time.

i trained an ai off of your posts but it just keeps babbling nonsense and throwing up on itself. no yeah it's definitely working right, that's so weird

vessel // digital art

new name courtesy of this insane person in my replies

Added some color to this Rosalina sketch✨

gwenheads bow down before your new gwenperor

Gwen #League_of_Legends #LeagueOfLegends #fanart

Normal girl Tharja

i am embarrassed to admit that i am tenuously excited for the splitgate 2 relaunch, weird nepo baby ceo aside

update: got so drunk that i dissociated at 4am to the point where i experienced a survival horror game by doing laundry

thank god theyre one step closer to catching this sick son of a bitch

*stops typing* not now sweetie mommy is on the computer *resumes typing* how to... evict... parasocial... 25 year old

New Superhero Team I Invented (1/4)

took off friday so i can get plastered for the games awards which means this week is almost over

MUTUAL AID EMERGENCY, I need 300 Canadian dollars to afford groceries and gas to get my wife to a doctor appointment tomorrow, and a job interview. my ko-fi was mass reported and I have no direct pay links, but I made an ambient winter album you can pay what you want. I don't have access to any $