made fan art for my favourite horror movie

how it's been going

an apple a day keeps the doctor away until the doctor crawls to the ropes to tag in a daily large soda

i just drove by and theyre still there??? are they catching a fucking chupacabra or something????

they're putting me into the taffy machine today

was finally going to be on time for work after a rough week and right before i get there, animal control has a whole street blocked off. i didnt even know they could do that.

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

oh my god is that your doggo? oh my goodness he's such a big chonkin floofer. look at his heckin snoot, he's so puppin adorkable

saw this on my discover feed and cannot stress how ridiculous of a person one has to be to be care about this. anime characters all fucking look the same, they just slap arbitrary ages onto that shit. imagine drawing a stick figure and then saying it's 17 years and 11 months old lol

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now. Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

this person blocked me but why is the current lib take "oh you dont like newsom? find someone better." imagine going to a restaurant and finding hair in your food and the owner says "you dont like the chef? find me a better one." that's your job dude i just eat here 😭😭😭

Libs love writing fan fiction where they're still huge losers who happily vote for shit candidates because it's good enough being OINO (Opposition In Name Only). You're already making shit up, dare to dream of a good candidate. You're a fucking slave to the party line and you stand for nothing.

please please please please please please please please please please please pretty please i'll be extra good this year

Handsome Devil 😈🥰 #Warframe #Roathe #DevilofTau #DevilsTriad #tennocreate #warframefanart #procreate

robot gf who takes longer to load websites when she's mad at you

come closer...? no, sorry, i'm currently taking poison damage every 5 steps and my hp is low

be sadako’s valentine?

failing to cast magic missile: fuck i wish i was born a spellcaster like a sorcerer the wizard-chaser sorcerer in the replies of my sending stone: haha dont say that sexy, you ARE a real spellcaster

warframe getting my girlfriend into doomed time loop romances. if we all work together we can we can strike while the iron is hot and give her the most heart wrenching doomed yuri we can find

I’m not like him. I’ll never be like him. #ff7

this doesn't hold water at all because people had morbius'd themselves into being excited for the game by the time it came out. it had a massive day one. that fell apart because the game, on a very basic level, did not function, and you had spent so much money on it that you couldn't afford that

this could easily be a plot point in a zero escape game

just snapped awake at 3am remembering the 16-player dead island moba that shut down after less than a year

cant wait for all my friends to experience the mgs4 heart attack hallway

casual meduca

sitting motionless watching this joi because she didnt say simon says

miriel day wahoo #fireemblem #feawakening

Lilith, a siren- 2025

"Mr. Do! Purchased At Pink Gorilla for Fourty Bucks"

i think it's really cool how artists like patrick nagel and junji ito are able to capture the beauty of a woman by removing details and letting your mind fill it in. their art is a good counterpoint to people who think realism is the end goal

fighting game number notation has made me so good at my office job

blade

my new coworker is australian and sounds exactly like michael cusack and keeps taking phone calls right next to my office

buttigieg's focus-tested facial hair is so funny man. let that man shave

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

get the inconvenient piercing you thought about as a teenager. get a silly revolver from the games you used to play instead of a normal handgun. style your hair like the people you'd look at in awe. we forget about that stuff, or sometimes are embarassed by it, but it was formative, it runs deep

i think one really important thing to being happy is you gotta be the person that you thought was cool when you were a child. at least a little bit

when olivia rodrigo said "I'm so sick of seventeen / Where's my fucking teenage dream?" that really resonated with me as a woman in my mid thirties

im the guy who decides where buttons go on the steering wheels. like snowflakes, i think every steering wheel should be unique, and that's why i randomize the button placement and icons for each and every one

machine yearning, and body dysmorphia

I think we're overdue for that Fire Emblem Awakening remake

>spend 10 years making fighting game >releases with 10 characters, half the roster paywalled >constant patches >first 1.0 character is one of the most boring characters in league of legends >still manages to reach high attendance and viewership in first major >reward staff by laying off half of them

he was planning a big finale but on their practice run they found out he can only do it once

im dumb as hell and not enough of you are jingling keys and talking to me slowly when conveying ideas to me and i refuse to admit that's a fault of my own so get jingling

Holding the devious critter

Tharja doodle during class cause me bored