ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

"You're supposed to be in bed by now. How can you hope to match my beauty if you get no rest?" - 🦊

@drahardja also: this flaming battery was my problem, now it's everybody's problem

From the accident report: "Insured vehicle was struck hard on the driver's side with a 1,000 pound slab of inextinguishable fire."

The China Vehicle Collision Repair Technical and Research Center posted this video of their new battery ejection system for EVs for when they experience thermal runaway, and I cannot stop laughing. Good luck whoever is to my right! #cars

I find it very funny Hades 2 is launching on bissexual week

I have met a small version of me, but never in a way I ever imagined! (Hyena is @sofbeak.bsky.social, both suits by @spainimation.bsky.social)

"What is a taur but a fainting couch?" -my boyfriend @saintajax33.bsky.social

This has become an occurring phrase around my home too

Finally... Somebody who has a "game strategy" that's actually going to work and not be creepy as fuck. youtube.com/shorts/rEUua...

Hahahahaha take that, massively important work related certification test! Cramming and late night studying wins again! 100% right bitches!!! This gifted and talented, undiagnosed ADHD, brain hasn't turned into a potato yet!

Inquiring foxes would like to know: Have you taken your pills? Drank the spicy bean waters? Have you eaten a muffin yet? ...will you share?

EMPATHY - He was confused when he died. Confused and alone, most likely. Overcome with the awful surprise of it all.

Friday's vibes have suck this should help...

Nothing like a big wolf smile to start your Friday morning.😁🐺 #TGIF

SHIVERS - Snow falls and there is no answer. Some things are not for mortals to know.

ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?

"... And there was one winter where flintwolves came out of the mountains and started eating buildings, but for the most part, were fairly peaceful." -Hemlock and Silver, which is such a T. Kingfisher book.

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This might be the best physical comedy acting I've ever seen. youtube.com/shorts/cep8v...

Public Patreon/substar release fanart! Retro! Classic furbait from the 80s-early 00s'! Biker Mice from mars, Gargoyles, Road Rovers, and Swat Kats! I've never watched BMFM and RR so it was a bit challenging to do them but I have a new appreciation for them <3 (themes were submitted+voted by patrons)

@runafjord.bsky.social The Denver horse drawn carriage is ... Extra. (Expand the pic to actually see it)

Going through my old photos, and I found this old meme.

It occurred to me that I don't promote my books enough. First up: "Newshounds: The Complete Story." The entire Newshounds graphic novel story in three volumes, from Lorna's early days to KPET's grand finale. Also serves as a PE prequel! Available now at FURPLANET! furplanet.com/shop/search....

Sometimes, even the most innocent of gestures can lead to some expected surprises, especially when it's a canine bro. 🐶💪

The missing nutrient is human flesh. The bees hunger.

He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...

THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO STOP!! We are winning, but we have not won fully!!! Keep calling!! stop-paypros.neocities.org

The second it turns into Fujoshi (腐女子) right before her eyes, she's suddenly enamoured with the entire situation! 😂 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂

Look. I'm not a biker but... I'm pretty sure that the supreme being that is Grace Jones could have made me one with this.

Grace Jones ad for the Honda Elite 150 scooter (1986)

"I'm just saying," the first witch said. "A cat familiar is more traditional." "Or a raven," the second witch said. "Where did she even get a dragon from, anyway?" "She tamed it. In her last job," the third witch said. "What job was that?" "Princess." "Oh. Well. No wonder she changed careers."

Baloo & Bageera set I made back in March for P-site 🧡Once again thanks a lot to my supporters! 🐻🐱

im so late for bowser day 🤧

Sunday Nostalgia Repost. 🐰💪🍆😱 Big dick buff gym bunny boy, oh my!

Pat the Pet and Bandit the Bride get a new quest! (7/8) From Father's Day 2024 on Patreon & subscribestar.adult/dangpa !

Big massive musclebound dobie muscle boy toy puppo posing in collar! So cute, naïve, shy, dopey and derpy, fun, nice, easy-to-get-along-with companion dog boy, wearing only a collar and delivering to you your Bday cake! Make a wish and blow out the candle, or whatever else you wish to blow! 🥰💪🍆🥰

A huge musclebound pitbully boy dog clad only in his tats, an overflowing jock strap, and lifting gloves. After getting a big pump at the gym, its time to give one in the showers! 🏋️‍♂️🦴 🚿🍆

Repost - Uber huge hot muscle Rottie surf stud dog on the beach with a suggestive smirk. It appears the mountain of hunky muscle likes what he sees and sees what he likes. He may end up foregoing the surf for some rough action on the sand, maybe under a beach umbrella with you.

Visa employees clearly told to deescalate ASAP MasterCard employees more than familiar with the issue Stripe feeling the pressure ACLU put out a statement CBC covered all this What you are doing is WORKING You are getting RESULTS KEEP CALLING KEEP WRITING WE ARE GOING TO WIN!!

"Realignment," Book 1 of A Korpsigin Story, is available for sale at FurPlanet and other participating retailers worldwide! Follow the story of once-unbeatable Hero, Ellen Foxpaw, as newcomer supervillain Redline knocks her career (and personal life) off the rails! furplanet.com/shop/item.as...

The point of calling credit card companies isn't to make John Visa have moment of introspection and go "aw shucks I was wrong!" it's to grind business to a halt for such an extended period of time that all the higher ups who are real people with names and addresses decide that this isn't worth it

The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab. Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls. If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.