Cat + Fox #catsofmastodon #foxesofmastodon #猫 #狐

I tapped the spacebar but i’m still on earth..

[uspol vepol] If you are a news organization willing to shield the government from the truth, you are a propaganda organization, not a journalist one. RE: https://sfba.social/users/markmetz/statuses/115838743633298327

Okami is still being very cute.

"I'm an old dog learning from a one-trick pony"

Income inequality thousands of years ago in ancient China: 庶人之富者，或累百万；而贫者，或不厌糟糠。 《史记》 The wealthiest among the commoners had savings by the million, and the poorest could not turn up their noses at foul chaff. #classicalchinese #translation

@kenwhite.bsky.social If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed If he wants you to start killin' 'Cause his bosses need a villain If he's always pushing violence, he's a Fed

this made my soul ache

He Sleeps Like This. #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

the snoofer

[Nsfw, vulgar and degrading] Why does therapy have to be difficult Why can't the therapist just give me a hand job and some cocaine, like in the good ol days

https://youtube.com/shorts/EW8S7-L1T4Q?si=MH5KRIRvmYWinQ06 Don't get me wrong, but I think Tina is on to something here. There's a piece of me which would like the comfort of knowing I have an eternal blinking light waiting for me. Some sort of secular dystopia afterlife .. but an afterlife […]

please just hear me out

Busy day today .. only just now getting a chance to breathe and notice my shoulders are sore. Gotta calm down from the stress!

The final episode of Collateral Damage, my podcast with The Intercept, is up this morning. It looks at the 1992 raid that killed Donald Scott, an eccentric millionaire who long feared that the government wanted to seize his home and property. He was right. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Extending the “don’t believe how you feel about your life after 9pm” to “don’t believe how you feel about your life after 4pm on Sundays”

HOME - PAINTED DOGGIE COMICS Panels 1-4 of 30 This one took me quite a while, guys. Sorry for the long wait! Thanks for reading! If you like my comics and would like to get them in your email inbox as soon as I publish, sign up for free on my website: painteddoggie.com :blobfoxboopcute:

[Nsfw video] Ok I love this. Both visually and in concept. Proper porn-ucation

8 billion followers, huh? Seems legit, lol. Who TF is Todd?

Sound On: Odin Says Woof For A Carrot #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon

He likes to sleep with my arm around him, against his spine

How do I sign up https://youtu.be/EomSBC2FWnQ?si=1QCi9Yo0R4H9ZaTC

the steam machine thing is a big tech milestone: a major tech company in 2025 launched a product and never mentioned AI

[Cat photo] Giles says hello

Dawn still comes Even if we won't want it It will come

[Suicide, loss, morning] Thirteen years ago, my best friend, Chris Hyden, died by suicide. It’s a loss I still mourn.. a wound that never fully heals, a devastation that still echoes. It broke me in ways I still can’t name. The wound scabbed over, but never closed. Some days I still reach for […]

Why be kitty When you could be car

[Vulgar] Oh, if they could sell it The relief of pissing would sell out

[Photo of my cat] Kitty-face says work hours are over, he wants some treats

[rawdawg comic] Get your ass over here

[Self worth] Is life only worth living if you first win the lotto? If you win the lotto, does that make life worth living?

Smells like fallen leaves today It's nice

What does personal space smell like?

Why do only movies use surround sound? Why can't I buy The Crane Wives or Dixon Dallas in Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound?

Feeling down about work. Might get some bad news in 2 weeks.. We'll see. Gonna buy some lotto tickets so I have something to hope for

[Video of my cat] Focusing on getting work done.

im fucking tired, im just a dog, the internet is stupid

Crappy photo because it's dark, but this guy's bumper sticker just says "The Dog"

Oh, to be a cat sleeping in a sunbeam. They're living the life!

[PH - complaining, mention of politics] Well, I went to my annual physical I'm up 20 lbs. My blood pressure is starting to get high and they want me to get a colonoscopy in the next few years. Getting old sucks! Apparently I need to exercise and diet. I used to. Four years ago I was 215lbs […]

I guess it's a pretty good life I'm tired. But I'm happy. And if I had to live the whole thing over again, I don't think I'd change a bit.

A DOG! #art #furryart

- Us fountain pen fans are so into collecting inks, it's easy to forget that the average person only stocks a few Iroshizukus and Emerald of Chivor. - And Diamine Quartz Black, of course. - Of course. With original xkcd attached, because assuming […] [Original post on infosec.exchange]

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