Many people a saying this. Experts included. The government coalition still refuses to listen though. Free public transport the fuel crisis response that makes sense - Newsroom https://newsroom.co.nz/2026/03/27/free-public-transport-the-fuel-crisis-response-that-makes-sense/ #fossilfools […]

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There are more than a hundred craft beers within reach of this spot. I am currently drinking a chocolate orange stout and think I may be dreaming Marchfest26 #whakatunelson #newzealand

If you feel like your life is off kilter, like you just can't get back on the beat -do what the professionals do. Turn around and follow the drummer

Oh goddamn, RIP Nicholas Brendon. Not an easy life.

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I was BORN too old for this shit

Finally figured out why New Zealand garlic is so disappointing, both in the shops and in the garden - it's because the only commercial variety here is printanor. Printanor hates winter temperatures, needs to go in in the spring and never bulbs up properly. Straight in the bin, imho. So that's […]

My apologies everyone for inadvertently triggering the End Times. I should explain myself. Eight years and two house moves ago I put something small away in a safe place, secure in the knowledge that I would never actually need it. Today I discovered that I […] [Original post on beige.party]

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I have a grim prediction. But in the spirit of Saturday I am keeping it to myself. I hope I'm wrong. You're welcome!

Am I the only person who doesn't entirely trust their wing mirrors when turning into traffic and has to look over their shoulder as well - like there might be vampire cars or something?

When I have to venture on to legacy social media I treat it as a foray into enemy territory. Trust no-one. That interesting post? Probably misinformation. The appealing video? Almost certainly AI. What looks like an update from someone I haven't heard from in […] [Original post on beige.party]

Dunedin folk! We saw Chris's act in Nelson last night and it was EXCELLENT. His song about minor inconveniences you can wish upon people in traffic was worth the price of admission in itself! See him next week at Dunedin Fringe https://www.dunedinfringe.nz/events/pub-tales #dunedinnz #fringe

Dunedin folk! We saw Chris's act in Nelson last night and it was EXCELLENT. His song about minor inconveniences you can wish upon people in traffic was worth the price of admission in itself! See him next week at Dunedin Fringe https://www.dunedinfringe.nz/events/pub-tales #dunedinnz #fringe

I would do anything for cheese (And I WILL do that)

In memory of Wayne (not his real name) my area manager when I worked for a big chain pharmacy in the UK in the 90s. Wayne was a workaholic, alcoholic, sexaholic and a total wanker in his spare time. When he got thrown out of whatever dive he'd been boozing in he used to let himself into a […]

Me to OH: "I don't know why I'm sitting here looking at moths on Mastodon. I've got no END of things to do today. "... Actually that's exactly why I'm sitting here looking at moths"

Given recent staff changes and department renames, DHS really ought to be called the Department of Fear. I mean, call it what it's FOR. #uspol

Given recent staff changes and department renames, DHS really ought to be called the Department of Fear. I mean, call it what it's FOR. #uspol

Good morning

Twelve years ago, to the day, I sat in this pub with a pint, and scribbled nonsense. Some of you liked it, so twelve years on, I'm still at it. No cake or candles this year, I'm in the cinema viewing the new releases for tomorrow. Thank you all, you're why I do this.

Reasonably sure Mastodon peeps like libraries and might like a peek at this wowzer I stepped into today. #dascdmx

Me to OH: "I don't know why I'm sitting here looking at moths on Mastodon. I've got no END of things to do today. "... Actually that's exactly why I'm sitting here looking at moths"

In memory of Wayne (not his real name) my area manager when I worked for a big chain pharmacy in the UK in the 90s. Wayne was a workaholic, alcoholic, sexaholic and a total wanker in his spare time. When he got thrown out of whatever dive he'd been boozing in he used to let himself into a […]

I use bookmarks as a "read me later" function so every now and again I get to read a bunch of really interesting stuff that I'd clean forgotten about

🚨 NEW: “They are promised a 200-mile-long river that is four-and-a-half feet deep filled with nothing but the blood that their weaponized version of Jesus will spill at the Battle of Armageddon,” Weinstein said. “That’s a lot of blood." www.huffpost.com/entry/troops...

I’m told that on X #sendbarron is trending.

In other news Olive, AI chat agent for Australian supermarket giant Woolworths, has been giving people the ick by making fake typing noises, claiming to be human, telling rambling stories about its mother […]

This is not the greatest caravan in the world, no This is just a Tribute

This is not the greatest caravan in the world, no This is just a Tribute

This is a post about Kansas ordering all trans people to surrender their driver licenses. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/26/kansas-trans-drivers-license-law-assault-on-rights "On December 3, 1938, ... the Nazi government issued a decree to revoke the driver’s licenses of all Jews […]

Today I am "I swear to God there is a point to this story, stick with me" years old

Always wave back at children and all persons on trains.

All I said was 'Don't invest in crypto'

Our old TV broke, and the multilayer theft of privacy required to set up our new one is giving me conniptions. Once it's up and running I'll go back and delete the GoogleTV and wifi parts and run everything off an external Roku, but still: fuck Google and every smart TV manufacturer. What the […]

The problem with optimizing your home network is that whenever you are anywhere else you just want to scream

Get ready. Angry Sightless Scribbles post incoming. Yesterday a fucking Tech Bro just came into an independent bookstore, where everybody was happily reading, drinking hot chocolate or tea, and this dick hole just decided to come in to try to promote his stupid shitty AR but he called it an AI […]

hi pearl 😻 #catsofmastodon #caturday

Narcissistic injury ahoy - watch out world!

After about four hours of work I have finally concluded that my inability to run Death Stranding is nothing to do with Linux and everything to do with my ancient hardware and the studio's choice to go with DX12. Arse. Backburnered until AI bubble bursts, returning hardware to affordable levels […]

Happy 100th birthday Kenneth Williams. A truly dreadful, magnificent, tragic and above all talented man. Never met him. Probably just as well.

Jesus Owl Pacino has really let himself go Original post https://mas.to/@owlsintowels/116063123927951124

Musk must be beautifully marbled by now

Making a pitch to a local TV network to make a gameshow of my life. Break something irreplaceable, accidentally end a relationship, place someone you love in extreme danger OR (in the bonus round) all three at once

Making a pitch to a local TV network to make a gameshow of my life. Break something irreplaceable, accidentally end a relationship, place someone you love in extreme danger OR (in the bonus round) all three at once

WOW 🤯 The number of times a State of Emergency has been declared this year in New Zealand ALREADY matches the 2025 total. It’s February. This is what the Climate Crisis looks like.

I don't know, Trump's been in the smoker for so long he looks pretty peculiar but he still seems gristly to me. Going to have to cook him long and slow #eattherich

Musk must be beautifully marbled by now